Get a horse

During the great depression it was common to see a horse pulling a car because people could not afford gasoline "bennet buggy". Well, if you believe petroleum prices will remain below $50 a barrel I got some Florida swampland cheap. BTW a horse is carbon neutral right, ask osama and ozoneman...

Here are some future 2009 stock picks for you.

BURNie Madoff

BURNie likes to BURN money like a b-biollionair b-bankster. He's a man with a plan - for your money. My favorite CHAIRman of the NASDAQ. Right up there with my favorite governor, guv rod that is.

BTW, where is the 750 billion? OOOPS!

Gov Rod

please be nice to robots

This lady is an angry beach that reminds me of the hildabeast. Remember please be nice to robots.

Be nice to robots.

Hitlery da one

That F18 crash because it was avoiding Hitlery. It almost hit her broomstick. BTW ugly betty is out helping the Hill.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28101285/

Hal Turner

This man does not need a time machine to see the future.

Time Travel

I want to time travel back to the past and stop 911 from happening. Gonna need a time machine, maybe ask for Steven Gibbs HDR unit?

Obama says inflate tires

Yes, if you hyperinflate your tires you save gas, ut it is a bumpy ride and dangerous on a rainy day. A better idea is to learn to drive a stick shift car. Not only do you save gas, but repairs are cheaper.

My car is over at poop boys and they cant find the part, they are a car part store $^Y#!

Hellary got a job as secretary. That is a good job for her - start TYPING!

Hillary is back!

Just when you thought it was time to go to sleep!

Who will win?

Will it be oMAMA or MANcain? Well, this might mean using the Hyper Dimensional Resonator. People are glue to the seat watching TV. Who will be president? Sorry, Hitlery, maybwe in 2012.