Alice in wonderland

There is a disease called "Alice in Wonderland Syndrome" and I believe that osama suffers from this illness. Those who live in the land of oz know that all is not as it seems. The mirror can distort the image.

You cant make this $#|+ up!

Strange Senators

Al Franken, Caroline Kennedy, and Ron Burris, what a strange group of senators. Coleman won, but the clown prince Franken-stein did a recount where suddenly he found votes to "win". Caroline is the daughter of JFK, so we are a monarchy after all....


Poor Ron, he thought he was a senator, but he don't got the connections up on the hill. Sorry ron, but you would not win an election. Time to step down. Rod & Ron, what a team!

Future cars?

These are the cars GM should built. Sadly, we will get tiny energy efficient "green" cars from the hitlery osama team.

Sensational Cars of the Future - Funny videos are here

STOP!

Yes you, stop and think. If you had an employee with very little experience would you give him or her your most important job? Well, would you?

I am afraid that we will soon find out why experience is so important. It would be like me trying to land an F-15 on a huge aircraft carrier in the middle of a hurricane.

La hood or THE HOOD?

I here he's from THE HOOD, la hood I mean.

Washington

When I was in 1st grade there was a fellow student whose name was "Marcus Washington". The young lad, we cannot call him a boy, because he said "I ain't no boy, I'm a man you motha!" Therefore I must tell you that one day we had a substitute teacher.

She asked young Marcus "What is your name young man?" He said "M-Marcus, Marcus Washington..." She said "Oh, Washington, he was the father of our country." Marcus retorted "Washington ain't no fatha, he's a motha!"

"Dehiring"

Well, it seems like there be a lot of "Dehiring" going on. Not to worry, oz says he will create three million jobs. How about "defireing"?

Sargent Shoeman got left behind - wag the dog

Well, it seems somebody decided to share his shoes. I think we wore out our welcome in iraq, they want to give us - THE BOOT!

Abducted by aliens

Well, oz should meet with foreign leaders like those aliens from andromeda. Here is a man who claims he was abducted by aliens into a UFO.

OK, now I have never seen a UFO, but I have seen aliens. They were not green, but they were talking about a green card. :)

The Hood or LaHood?

It seems osama wants to nominate la hood to his team. I-I t-think The Hood from the Amazing Thunderbirds is a better choice.