Budget crisis

There are many things in the store I want to buy, but have no money. Hey, never fear the Ben Bernanke is here with magical powers. He gives his magic wand a wave. Suddenly a mountain of money appears.

Will we balance the budget ever? Perhaps in a parallel universe. Yeah, one with no pollution or crime. That would be grand for us. Sadly, in the real world it is not likely any time soon. Politicians prefer to spend our money. They love raising taxes on us. BTW, when do I get a raise.

S&P warning

There is now an S&P warning. I told people this was coming. US is out of money. Hey, they laughed at me. Also, they called me crazy. What are they doing now. Like are they finally waking up. Probably not as this will only happen when there is no food in the grocery.

Michelle Bachmann

They were calling her Palinette last year. Well, things are changing as Michelle Bachmann gain mo in iowa. She could beat romney. Yeah, and even win in nov. All that stands in her way is osama.

american life is worse

Hey, every aspect of life in america is worse. Yeah, since osama took over. Did we get a letter wrong. I do not think so. There is very little difference anymore.

Oh wow, american life is worse. That is not major news. Most of us already know what is going on.

job openings

People, job openings were flat in may. Well, we expect the same in june. It is going to be a slow summer. Leaders claim all is fine and we are crazy. OK so this is no so. Fact is, we are still in a recession. Please do wake up. Crushing poverty is coming. Reality is knocking on the door and politicians are complaining about the noise.

CA tax on amazon

California did a tax on amazon. This is because they need more money. Sadly, amazon decided to pull out now. Well, that means more woe.

no recovery

Folks, we see no recovery. Last month few jobs were available for us. There are not being created now. Also, our economy is no growing. It is very grim news.

Foreign buyers

Foreign buyers are boosting home sales now. This is good news. Well, so I guess. Perhaps they want to invest their money in america. OK we can use more money.

china coal surge

Folks, we have been sold down the river. All this talk of a carbon tax for us... What about the china coal surge. Hey, we are so sorry. They get to burn some. That said, we have to pay and pay again.

mitt romney

Citizens, we hope you had a happy 4th this year. MITT romney blames recession on our prez. He says he made it worse. OK wow, I am not making this up. Reading it is hard on my eyes. Friends, we wonder if the economy can improve. Like when we do we exit our recession.

pipeline explodes

Pipeline explodes that sends gas. This is sabotage my fine ones. Hey, please do wake up. Things are getting far worse.