spring is near

Just as we fear, spring is near.

pay less shoes

Hey, pay less shoes bankruptcy is near. Sell off in the stock market is scary. Negative numbers are gonna increase. Folks, we are in an economic crisis. Do not trust in congress. Do not buy in.

Netflix

Netflix is using AI to conquer us. Well,, they have a lot of poor movies. It is not just the acting that gets a low score. There are major issues in scenery even. Just what do we see.

I phone

Apple wants to crush small shops that do repairs. Future I phones will only be repaired via our company. What a sad world we are in. Don't they make enough green? Ah yes, they want more.

new cars

Customers wish they had more money. They want to get new cars. Well, that is an interesting way. Maybe good old Bluetooth is not so hot in more ways an one. BTW, headphone batteries explode just now. Hey, do go back to the old ways. Please use headphones that you plug in.

Round up weed killer cause cancer. Do not use round up.

animated GIFs

Customers might not like them any. However, animated GIFs are an industry now. Giphy is one company. Oh yes, we do love anime... animated gif I mean. Like it is a great way... to make some money.

via GIPHY

NYC

NYC is awesome. This city is full of energy. Well, I have not been there in years. Do wonder what is going on now.

retail icon

Please do look at sears. They use to be a retail icon. It will close soon. Fellows, we got many fears, as they have not made money in years. Sadly, for this store the future is very grim. Let us wake up. Embrace if you can... a new morning. Basically, e-commerce is taking over. Ah yes, we can certainly blame amazon.

goat

Have you heard some one say - you get my goat? It is a common expression. Well, we are not exactly sure on what it even means. Do you have a suggestion for us?

court room

This just in. Oh wow, an illegal escapes a court room. Poetic justice I tell you. However, this is an interesting poem.

snap chat

Like, wow, snap chat is 44% up. This should indeed surprise us. It was a great IPO, but wow. Maybe this means thins are getting better in our economy.