Chicago

Chicago might see one foot of snow. It is best that we dress warm. Hey, we are not making this one up. Let us not slumber as time goes on.

backpack

Fellow, your backpack must be clear now. Oh yes, that is what the school says. Do understand that these are merely cosmetic measures.

sales surge

Good news on amazon. Their sales do surge. Clicks are crushing bricks, but we already knew that one. It is a new universe we are in. Just wish we knew what the new rules are.

Unilever

Unilever says the internet must be cleaned up. Frankly, I do not enjoy censors. They get rid of content of which they do not approve. Let it has been said before, freedom ain't free, but rather instead it is very expensive. In fact, it has cost the lives of many. Dictators always want to tell us what we need to do and see. Do stand up for liberty and let freedom ring.

old stone houses

Pardon me, but old stone houses are full of our memories. All those days that we spent trying to think new things up. Well, there we are. Just wish that my life was a different way.

teacher

Just now a teacher made fun of service members. He did issue some typically annoying opinions. Well, that is not something we did not see coming. Liberals tend to look down on hard work and prefer to call others names.

face book

This just in. Oh wow, face book is not as pop. Most people are getting tired of this app. It is just too intrusive and invasive. Please find a new way.

Woody Allen

Question for you. OK, so can Woody Allen work in Hollywood again. Hey, we are no so sure. Like we do not have an answer.

coffee

Do we like the star bucks coffee that is expensive. Frankly, I prefer to get the cheap 50 cent coffee from McDonald that is for seniors. Expect, that I am not one. Oh wow, a senior that is.

murder

Billionaire couple found dead where victims of murder. It is sad when people die, but we should concentrate on finding the assassin. Hey, there are no suspects or motives now. That said, we need to find out what is going on.

47

47 year old man learns to read and he hid his illiteracy for many years. Well, this should open up some panoramic views. There is so much left to discovery in a books pages. Still, he probably should stay away from reading war and peace. Ah yes, as books go... that is a long one.