robots will rise

Jobless future is near. Ah yes, robots will rise. Drone delivery might take over. Truck drivers become more aware. Like you might indeed be on the unemployment line soon. Future is wow. It will happen like in the blink of an eye.

movies

People are not going to the movie theater or cinema. Expect them to use Netflix and other streaming services. Box office records show that we are staying home a lot more. Oh yes, that is the scary future we are in. Funny, there might indeed be a lot fewer movies. Times are certainly changing on us.

cruise

Helicopters are in an evacuation of passengers. This is one FRIGHT mare cruise. The ship is sinking due to massive waves. Already, a may day distress call was sent out. Hope they evacuate all the earning less than minimum wage crew. Please here me on this one. I am tired of executives cutting corners. Result is for us - more woe. Yeah, we are tired of execs. Most are trimming expenses. All they can do is DOWN size. Well, we want some answers. Just what is going on? Whose fault is it that the ship lost engine power?

time space warp

NASA says we live in a time space warp. Believe me, this is beyond eerie. Ah, those wonderful men in science. What will they discover for us. Perhaps, it is as Elon Musk says. He believes that the reality we experience... like it is not real, but a computer simulation that is in some ways quite similar to a video game. Bro, I want my quarter back and I fully expect that the machine will soon utter the words - game over.

ahead of us

Often we wonder what the journey ahead will bring us.

Jury

Jury finds that round up causes cancer. This did cause Bayer stock to go lower on the news. Hey, I do not use round up any more. It is not that great at getting rid of weeds as you have to apply it again and again. Worst problem is rain. Yeah, that will wash it away. OK, so now we hear that it causes cancer. Glad that we had a jury.

phone booths

Sadly, our iconic phone booths are not as popular as they once were. By the way, do not feed two birds with one scone. Yeah, that is not so politically correct no more. Hey, I did warn you. Funny how that is. People always do seem to worry some more. Just remember to carry on. Also, please do keep on looking up.

ship cargo

OK, so every single day there is a lot of in coming ship cargo. This event should not surprise us mon. However, we do not produce any, but we do consume. Yeah, that is seen as a minor issue. Well, we most certainly do not agree.

cow

Don't eat a cow man. Animal rights are the next frontier for the left wing. Dude, they might wanna ban our corn fed beef soon. Yeah, we cannot snack on a big mac. Oh yes, they will tolerate carnivores no more. All of us will have to go vegan. Future might not allow eggs even.

black swan

What type of event is a black swan?  Frankly, it is an unusual rare occurrence. Oh wow, that is what we see. Certainly, it is not so common. Brothers and sisters, there we are.

Folks, we have a weaker anemic economic crisis. It might be time for some growth stocks to shine once more... like from an emerging economy even. They could indeed carry us. Listen to the noise. Ah yes, the opening bell tolls for us.



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Elon Musk

Elon Musk says tweeting is free speech mon.  Hey is great at creating electric cars. Also, we do like his space x.

According to Elon Musk, we live in a simulation that is like a computer game. Bro, reality is not real for us. This could change the way we see our immense universe.