leaves

Ah yes, the leaves are slowly starting to change colors on us. Well, that is certainly our case. Do hope that things can improve.

fantasy

Scientists claim that time travel is science fiction and a fantasy, but they are so wrong. Perhaps, one day, we shall all travel in time as we now travel in space.

STD

STD are full of sexism. Maybe, they are full of racism. Hey you, we need some politically correct germs. Well, that is certainly what we see. Please make sure... that those pesky germs get the memo.

burgers

Frankly, we know that burgers are not good you. Hey, you do not have to be a brain surgeon... like to know this one. Brothers and sisters, this is not rocket science. OK, so the meat less impossible burger has a main ingredient of soy. Well, that should surprise no one. To tell you the truth, I really hate soy. Yeah, it is not good for men.

cadet

West point cadet was missing. He was found dead on campus. Folks, this is a tragic situation max epic. Do feel some sorrow.

vortex

What is a vortex? Maybe, it is a spot in space. Oh yes, one that allow us to access an alternative parallel universe. Yeah, we did say access.

Neanderthals

Neanderthals were pyromaniacs. They liked to starts fires - wow. OK, so that is a new one on me. I did not know there were fire bugs in another species even. Hey, you gotta keep that cave warm.

Dark mode

Dark mode does help to increase the battery life on an OLED I phone that is new. Well, that is great news. OK, so we hope that we get a breakthrough in battery technology soon. Folks, I am tired of recharging my phone. 💀

city hall

Basically, we are told that we cannot fight city hall for some reason. Hey, we really do agree. It is like sowing salt in our sea. Just keep on looking up.

howl o scream is near

Oh yes, howl o scream is near. Ghosts and goblins seem... to enjoy the day for some reason. Maybe, their situation is very grave.

new movie

Barney the dinosaur is getting a new movie. I do not believe that we are ready for this one. Yo, I prefer the Robin Williams movie.