dodo bird

 Scientists are trying to resurrect the extinct dodo bird - wow. That is maximum awesome news. I do wonder if we can. Ah yes, those wonderful men in science. Do hope we can see one.

monster

 Funny, this red monster does not seem scary for some reason. Well, that is how he seems. Do we even know if he is a he or are we just making that one up?

USA

 USA tells americans living in russia... leave now. Folks, this situation is max serious. Do hope that things can improve.

news

 Here is some more sour news. Hey, we would love to live in a world with no wars or crime. Sadly, that is not our case.

AI

 AI is wow. Basically, there are major advances in computer processing power. Yeah, artificial intelligence is a hog on resource. It uses up our processor... let me add it also gobbles up a incredible massive memory.

names

 People use to use common baby names years ago. OK, so some names such as Mary were so common. There could be like four Mary girls in one class room - yes one. Well, people really do wanna stand out now. Hey, they do not wanna fit in no more. Basically, times do change and we must adapt to a new ominous universe.

review

 Employees really can fear getting a bad performance review. Well, it is time to prepare some more. Do remember that good jobs are hard to keep, but losing one is easier an sin. Yeah, we get hopefully get another position that pays more. Fellow colleagues, it is um TIME we get our ducks in a row.

Netflix

 Netflix preview club is great if you like to see movies. Hey, there are some awesome viewers. It is interesting that they can see a film before the rest of us. Do wonder how we can join. Maybe, they receive... like a special initiation - just kidding mon ami.

house prices

 There is a major fall in house prices. Well, that is some awesome news. People are complaining about inflation being out of control, but deflation could also be an issue.

aliens

 I do wonder how space aliens might see us. Perhaps, we have an insular view. There is so much that we do not understand about our universe. Yeah, like where do I begin even? Basically, there is a lot of stuff we need to cover.

reading

 Kids are not falling in love with reading in our new era.  OK, so some people believe the reason is our screens. Others are not so sure. Hey, we do love looking at computer screens.