recovery is a mirage

By now many of you have figured out that the recession is real, and the recovery is a mirage. What will follow is an epic crime wave. OK so get ready because it is time to prepare. Politicians will try to blame you for the crime wave. Expect more rules from the rancid repressive regime.

osamaHOOD

Robin Hood says rob the rich to feed the poor. Well, osamaHOOD wants to rob the needy to feed the greedy banksters and execs.

wanna job?

I have the perfect solution - time travel to the 1950's. There were plenty of jobs back then and housing was not expensive. In fact, even unskilled burger flipper could afford a new car. Well, I do suggest you take a book on 50s slang phrases and words used in the 50's, with you. The only problem is the music. Hope you like the early rock "ELVIS" era.

Time Traveller caught on camera?

There is a potential time traveller in a photo found in a museum. Judge for yourself if the photograph is real, but is does look like he is a bit out of place to me. Perhaps he should invest in period clothes and get rid of his iphone - oooops...

no recovery

What are they smoking in DC anyway? There is no recovery and recession worsens. The property market, used to employe a very large amount of workers, but it is totally frozen now. In fact, there was zero houses in construction now. Yeah, as in no new homes built around here this year. Sadly there is no recovery and things are very bad in this area. Folks, our future is dim and grim.

mental hellth care

I wonder if osamacare will cover mental hellth care. There is a korea man who his mattress did marry. I think that the real tragedy is a good looking pillow case "dakimakura" had to marry some ugly fat guy. OK imagine if you had to sleep every night with that whale, then again, perhaps it is best not to imagine.

HELLth care for you

The question is - what is the master plan from osama? Basically, it is euthaNAZIa for disabled children which is now taking place in russia. This plan was quite popular in nazi germany. They wanted to get rid on imperfect nonaryan persons.

Have you seen these creatures?

They are {congressmanus corruptus, nastysaurus newyorkus, paedoternalistic priestus}. Not extinct, but in fact quite common.

Free press

Liberty, without it, slaves we are. I believe we need a free press. Actually, our papers are own by a few megacorps. Big biz runs us. What we need is an independent free press.

Is it snowing?

According to politicians there is a reason for our poor economy - snow. Folks, you can't make this stuff up. I mean blaming unemployment on snow. What next can be expect for the summer? What will be their excuse. Perhaps a heat wave.

JK Rowling accuse of plagiarism

JK Rowling is accused of committing plagiarism. This is so sad that some loser wants to accuse someone of stealing his work.

What about my novel, which I wrote as JK HOWLing "Harry Rotten, and the Philosophers who got stoned" It is about the life of prince harry and his father dumbo the elephant.