Iran is making a nuke

As we sleep, Iran is busy building a nuke. Yes, so they can give it to Hamas. I kid you not. We forgot the lesson of the bomb at the world trade center in 1993, then we were hit over the head in 2001 by 911. What do we need to wake up?

Do you think that hussein osama will stop Iran? Go against his muslim brothers? What about KuKu-Chicken-nich who afraid of his own shadow and runs at the first hint of danger?

Those lily-livered liberals might try to "wage peace" and create a study commission for diplomacy. We need a real man, not osama or shrillary.

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Who are you going to vote for?
	Hitlery Rotman
	Hussein Osama
	Breck Girl
	Ozoneman
	KuKu-Chicken-nich
	Lurch
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Shrillary

She get more shrill every day. It is try that this witch travels by helicopter instead of broomstick, but she is pure evil. My favorite site is STOPHERNOW.com and my fave show on that site is the shrillary show, starring Howard MEAN - that guy is a scream!

My favorite song is ding dong the witch is dead, sung after the death of the wicked witch of the west.

Would America be much better off with KuKu-Chicken-nich as president?

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I think that would be a terrorist's dream. Y? Well, this fowl bird makes Neville Chamberlain look like a macho man. This chicken ain't no rooster, she's a hen!

Dr. oSAMa

Dr. oSAMa wants to learn about the BLASToma. What exactly did he learn at his MAD-drassa school?

Hill & Bill

Let's never forget what things were like when Hill & Bill were in power. Welcome to the Police State.

Let's not forget Ron Brown, Elian Gonzalez, and of course Ruby Ridge.

Which candidate is most likely to start a war?

Hitlery - She manages to screw everything up, so probably. Less intelligence than the husband, but more testosterone, is that possible?

Lurch - You rang? He is not running this time, but yes. Heck, this guy volunteered for Vietnam. He ain't afraid of nutin'!

Ozoneman - He actually looks forward to an oil shortage - it would reduce our carbon footprint. Also, he is too busy worring about the ozone layer and saving the whales.

Breck Girl - She is afraid of loud noise and too busy fixing her hair. Start a war, not likely.

Osama - and kill his fellow turdban wearing tearists?

Dud - Anything is possible. He needs to grow a backbone first. What's the chance of that?

KuKu Chicken Nich - This fowl bird runs away at the first sign of danger. NO.

Hitlery & Osama - HO 2008

Hitlery / Osama 2008

Who better to represent the liberals than the two worst humans than ever lived - Hitler and of course Osama. I believe that Hitler, who was never found received extensive plastic surgery and a six change operation So we now have HITLERy as for Osama who was never found he found the name oSAMa too tame, and prefers the name oBOMBa. Now that's a name even a terrorist would love.

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osama wipes

There is a new product on the market, toilet paper with osama's face- may Allah enlarge his turdban. The guy always wanted to wipe people out. Now he gets his chance.

Harry Rotten

I went today to Borders Bookstore expecting a party. It was MT, the opposite of full. The place looked like Helloveen, witches everywhere. Speaking of witches, J K Howling said that if she were american she would vote for HELLary. Imagine those two witches together... Scary.....

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Billary Video

See the latest Billary Video.

KuKu Chicken nich - looking for a few good hen.

The fowl bird that runs away at the first sign of danger. We call him cut and run Kuku Chicken nich. He has been upset as late by a bid by silky pony to limit the number of candidates at debates. The want to kick out the Kuku.

HMS Hiltlery - sinking fast

It seems the ship HSM Hitlery is taking on some water. It looks more like the Titanic ever day. A big ship that is heading straight for the bottom and taking those on board with her to the depth below, and FAST. As one of the most BANKABLE stars of the demonrat party, Hitlery will go down down down, in history of course.

BANKable -
A capital investment with excellent earning potential guaranteed to yield a profit.

oBOMBa or oSAMa?

Now who could imagine that only a few years after 911 a candidate by the name of hussein osama would be running for president. He claims his name is not oSAMa, but oBOMBa. Now that is a name even a terrorist would love.

Army misses recruiting goal

For the second month the army has missed its goal. We are down 8400 men. This war which osama opposes has killed more soldiers than 911 killed civilians.

As always osama and his foolowers are happy, but real Americans are sad...

Hitlery Rotman / Hussein Osama 2008 - Traitors "R" Us

Things are very quiet, too quiet on the political front so I went to youtube to ask presidential candidate Hitlery Rotham a question.

Sen. Hitlery (D-Punjab), you said “I am delighted to be the Senator from Punjab as well as from New York”. The question "How many American jobs do you plan to outsource to India if elected president?"

Hitlery/Osama '08 - the liberal dream.

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Evil Scheme from oSAMa

The turdban wearing terrorist is up to no good as usual. This time his evil plot is to get people hooked on drugs. His unholyness came up with SMOKE COKE. Unfortunately for oSAMa his turdban caught on fire when he was lighting his crack pipe.

BTW, have you heard that Remy the Rat from the RAT-tata-toooeee movie died of an OD? He was hitting the cheese!

Al Bores son arrested going 100mph and smoking pot

A strong odor of marihuana wafted out of the car. Inside police found the additional following drugs - amphetamine, valium, vicodin, xanax, and adderall.

Al Bores son is out on bail. Perhaps like father like son. Al bored admits to smoking pot and the son is no different. Perhaps if the father spent less time inventing the internet he would have raised a better boy. Perhaps...

Hippie Hitlery

Here is a Hillary-ous toon for you about Hippie Hitlery.
Even oSAMa is in the toon.

Hitlery/Osama 2008

Hitlery & Osama, a crack team.

Now Hitlery is probably out with Jane Fonda burning th flag. They celebrate the 4th of July like traitors that they are.

I still remember Hippie Hitlery buring a flag when she was young to protest Vietnam. And now she is protesting the war in Iraq with her buddy oSAMa.

The more things change-

Getting ready for the 4th of July Parade

I have noticed that none of the presidential candidates is answering the videos on Youtube.

Here is a video about oSAMa.

Billary at Kwik-E-Mart?

Billary (D-Punjab) should see the latest change, 11 7-11's, 10 in US and 1 in Canada are transforming into Kwik-E-Mart. They will serve Squishee drink instead of Super Slupee.

You can get KrustyO's brand cereal and Radioactive Man comics at your new Kwik-E-Mart that used to be a 7-11. With Apu or one of his brothers serving you.

oSAMa changes his name.

He did not think oSAMa had enough POWer, so he s changing it to oBOMBa. He's da bomb! Watch the video.

oSAMa likes Cartoons

In that deep dark cave on his; oSAMa is watching the gayest cartoon there is - the Powder Poof Girls.

Empty Town legacy o' billary

Our man oSAMa is raising more money than billary, but don't worry that alley cat has a few tricks up her paw. It seems that Sen. Clinton (D-Punjab) wants to outsource all US jobs to India & China in return for "contributions" to her.

I see a lot of empty town in our future thanks to billary.