high rise

 I am so glad that I do not live on a high rise. Those tall apartments are a major pain. Frankly, there is simply too much noise. Please give me... like a lake that is so serene or nice. After a day's work... there is a desire to unwind in a tranquil area. Yeah, what we want is peace and no more noise.

2033

 2033 is when social security is insolvent meaning - the money is no more. Alright, so this news is worrisome. Most people need to realize what the main reason is. Few people are being born so there are not enough individuals who can carry the load of all those old baby boomers that are no longer generating an income.

money tree

 I have been told that our money does not grow on trees, but I am really not so sure. After all, why is my money so green. Hey, it is pieces of paper. Maybe, it should be another color such as red, or blue, or pink, or orange. That would make for some awesome wild colors, but most of mine is green.

dodo bird

 Scientists are trying to resurrect the extinct dodo bird - wow. That is maximum awesome news. I do wonder if we can. Ah yes, those wonderful men in science. Do hope we can see one.

monster

 Funny, this red monster does not seem scary for some reason. Well, that is how he seems. Do we even know if he is a he or are we just making that one up?

USA

 USA tells americans living in russia... leave now. Folks, this situation is max serious. Do hope that things can improve.

news

 Here is some more sour news. Hey, we would love to live in a world with no wars or crime. Sadly, that is not our case.

AI

 AI is wow. Basically, there are major advances in computer processing power. Yeah, artificial intelligence is a hog on resource. It uses up our processor... let me add it also gobbles up a incredible massive memory.

names

 People use to use common baby names years ago. OK, so some names such as Mary were so common. There could be like four Mary girls in one class room - yes one. Well, people really do wanna stand out now. Hey, they do not wanna fit in no more. Basically, times do change and we must adapt to a new ominous universe.

review

 Employees really can fear getting a bad performance review. Well, it is time to prepare some more. Do remember that good jobs are hard to keep, but losing one is easier an sin. Yeah, we get hopefully get another position that pays more. Fellow colleagues, it is um TIME we get our ducks in a row.

Netflix

 Netflix preview club is great if you like to see movies. Hey, there are some awesome viewers. It is interesting that they can see a film before the rest of us. Do wonder how we can join. Maybe, they receive... like a special initiation - just kidding mon ami.

house prices

 There is a major fall in house prices. Well, that is some awesome news. People are complaining about inflation being out of control, but deflation could also be an issue.