Oh deer

Oh deer, that pretty young animal eats my plants again. It sure likes to feast on my greens. Flowers must taste sweet, but they are gone. Apples are the next victim we guess.

world class work force

Economists talk about success. They say a world class work force is necessary. Oh yes, that is what we are saying.

Monarch butterfly

Monarch butterfly going away. Hey, this is poor news. Yeah, worse an sour grapes.

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more lay offs

Wall mart is laying off 2,300 workers now. They need to retarget their resources. Hey, more lay offs is not a good sign.

increase conversions

Marketers want to increase conversions. It is all about making more green. Well, that is our game. Sadly, profit is a dirty word now.

path we are on

Victory do not always go to the wise. Basically, we need to know the path we are on. Yeah, that is what we are saying. Most of us do not know what is going on. Perhaps we can indeed learn some more.

tigers fight for power

Doves believe in peace. However, tigers fight for power. Nature is not Walt Disney, let me tell you. Basically, only the strong survive.

$20 book

$20 book could save you $100,000 or more. That is what they are saying. Well, here we go. Long life to all of you.

cities grow up

Trends are so common. Here is one we have seen over many years. Basically, it is that cities grow up. Most become more expensive. Apartments replace houses as land prices increase. Yet, using telecommuting we do not need to have a city with every one. Also, people can order products on line using amazon.

new scooters

Oh wow, new scooters are awesome. Please do make a sign. Light us my world yo. What does sustain us. Develop a new way.

Elephants

Elephants are the symbol of the republican party, but why is this so. This animal is known to be strong, hard working, and wise. In contrast, the donkey is the symbol of the democratic party, an animals that is lazy, stubborn, and moronic. Most republicans are a success. In contract, most people on welfare are...

time travel - yes or no

Scientist have told me that they know time travel is impossible because they have never seen any. Well, that is like a man living in a ghetto saying billionaires are impossible because he has never seen any. Frankly, our world is full pollution and crime. Doubt any intelligent time travelers would want to come to our era. Hey, we could be wrong.

sorry

Plane that took off was wrong. Hey, we are sorry. Well, pilot is gone. That does not even surprise us any.

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sears

Have you been to sears. I have not been there in years. Well, that is the main issue. They have lost money four years in a row. Billions are starting to pile up. Folks, that is a lot of money. Do not think that they can survive. Actually, sears is joining best buy and JC penny as worst company ever. Sadly, many employees will lose their jobs very soon.

rain

Dry was the year before last, but I love rain. Too much can be a pain. Still, it was very dusty that year. I did not like the brown grass. Yeah, things are best when grass is green.

treasures

World has many treasures for us. Like we are not sure why this is. Still, there we are. Let us see what we will dig up. Might be a mystery for us to ponder on.

ancient empire

Historians are fascinated by ancient empires. Yet, there are mysteries in our back yards now. Most do not seem so scary. Still, there is one that is.

Most um BEK have pale skin and solid black eyes. What are they any way. Researcher claim that they are creepy. World is very eerie. There are more mysteries than you can even imagine.

teddy bear scares men

Hey, we are not making this one up. Basically, teddy bear scares men. Keep calm and carry on. What can we say.

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name power

Do your believe in name power. Well, are names shape our careers. Yeah, that is what we are finding now. Certainly, this is not that strange to us. Individuals with funny names... hey, they rarely do taste any success. I did not say never. Just that it is rare.

Bing you say

Microsoft is a major worry. For example, Bing is very poor. Not sure it is a search engine even. They keep on losing more money. Expect to see an end to this sorry journey. Yahoo will probably cease. That means not exist as a company any more. Bing you say. Right now its future looks very grim.

economic recovery

What is so necessary. It is an economic recovery. Look at house prices. Those are not going up. OK so that is because people got no money. Most want a house that is bigger in size. Like, that is not going to happen any time very soon.

Paradise

What is paradise any way. Most religions claim it is like a garden where people do not age. Also, if you arrive old, then you become young again. Paradise is in the Bible and the tree of life is in that place for people to eat from.

hash tags help you

Friends, hash tags help you. Start using em. Certainly, we do wonder on what is going on. Please do see what is now. #HASHTAG is max.

Killer Klowns

Netflix got rid of a lot of movies. Killer Klowns was one. They keep on reducing our selection more an more. Wonder why we still use em. Like we need to economize. Getting rid of netflix sounds super. Oh yes, the Killer Klowns from outer space were mean. However, having no money is even more scary.

scooters

People like to ride scooters now. They help you save energy. I use to rid one years ago. Yo, it is not safe or secure. Better off in a car. OK so there are many reasons. It will become obvious when it rains. Hard to steer one. Roads become a slippery mess. Like wow, crashes are no fun in a scooter let me tell you.

violin

I have a new violin, but rarely play it now. That reminds me. People do not like to hear noise. Well, that is what I can produce for you. Pleasant sounds are so beyond me.  Oh yes, we wish there was some awesome music.