Future cars?

These are the cars GM should built. Sadly, we will get tiny energy efficient "green" cars from the hitlery osama team.

Sensational Cars of the Future - Funny videos are here

STOP!

Yes you, stop and think. If you had an employee with very little experience would you give him or her your most important job? Well, would you?

I am afraid that we will soon find out why experience is so important. It would be like me trying to land an F-15 on a huge aircraft carrier in the middle of a hurricane.

La hood or THE HOOD?

I here he's from THE HOOD, la hood I mean.

Washington

When I was in 1st grade there was a fellow student whose name was "Marcus Washington". The young lad, we cannot call him a boy, because he said "I ain't no boy, I'm a man you motha!" Therefore I must tell you that one day we had a substitute teacher.

She asked young Marcus "What is your name young man?" He said "M-Marcus, Marcus Washington..." She said "Oh, Washington, he was the father of our country." Marcus retorted "Washington ain't no fatha, he's a motha!"

"Dehiring"

Well, it seems like there be a lot of "Dehiring" going on. Not to worry, oz says he will create three million jobs. How about "defireing"?

Sargent Shoeman got left behind - wag the dog

Well, it seems somebody decided to share his shoes. I think we wore out our welcome in iraq, they want to give us - THE BOOT!

Abducted by aliens

Well, oz should meet with foreign leaders like those aliens from andromeda. Here is a man who claims he was abducted by aliens into a UFO.

OK, now I have never seen a UFO, but I have seen aliens. They were not green, but they were talking about a green card. :)

The Hood or LaHood?

It seems osama wants to nominate la hood to his team. I-I t-think The Hood from the Amazing Thunderbirds is a better choice.

Get a horse

During the great depression it was common to see a horse pulling a car because people could not afford gasoline "bennet buggy". Well, if you believe petroleum prices will remain below $50 a barrel I got some Florida swampland cheap. BTW a horse is carbon neutral right, ask osama and ozoneman...

Here are some future 2009 stock picks for you.

BURNie Madoff

BURNie likes to BURN money like a b-biollionair b-bankster. He's a man with a plan - for your money. My favorite CHAIRman of the NASDAQ. Right up there with my favorite governor, guv rod that is.

BTW, where is the 750 billion? OOOPS!

Gov Rod

please be nice to robots

This lady is an angry beach that reminds me of the hildabeast. Remember please be nice to robots.

Be nice to robots.

Hitlery da one

That F18 crash because it was avoiding Hitlery. It almost hit her broomstick. BTW ugly betty is out helping the Hill.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28101285/

Hal Turner

This man does not need a time machine to see the future.

Time Travel

I want to time travel back to the past and stop 911 from happening. Gonna need a time machine, maybe ask for Steven Gibbs HDR unit?

Obama says inflate tires

Yes, if you hyperinflate your tires you save gas, ut it is a bumpy ride and dangerous on a rainy day. A better idea is to learn to drive a stick shift car. Not only do you save gas, but repairs are cheaper.

My car is over at poop boys and they cant find the part, they are a car part store $^Y#!

Hellary got a job as secretary. That is a good job for her - start TYPING!

Hillary is back!

Just when you thought it was time to go to sleep!

Who will win?

Will it be oMAMA or MANcain? Well, this might mean using the Hyper Dimensional Resonator. People are glue to the seat watching TV. Who will be president? Sorry, Hitlery, maybwe in 2012.

Changing our constitution

Hitlery Sighting

The little witch has been seen and it ain't even HELLoween yet.

osama needs pretty pill

He is ugly so that osama needs a pretty pill.

Marcia Brady & oz

So marcia brady says she traded love for coke. Her pymp was prob osama. I hear that bro smoke some mean rock.

Stop the traitor!

Vote for our warrior John McCain, not the traitor Hussein Osama who refuses to salute our flag and goes to a church that preaches "God Damn America!"

October Suprise?

Will something unusual happen in October. Well, I plan to get an osama mask. It looks SCARY!

Thewrath of osama

They should have called it hurricane osama because at least 15 Texas oil refineries was closed before Hurricane Ike made landfall, removing more than 20 percent of the nation's petroleum refining capacity. The storm destroyed at least a dozen production platforms and drilling rigs in the Gulf of Mexico, and production is still shut down in the critical region.

Osama a Gadianton Robber?

From the Book of Mormon

For there was one Gadianton, who was exceedingly expert in many words, and also in his craft, to carry on the secret work of murder and of robbery; therefore he became the leader of the band of Kishkumen. Therefore he did flatter them... that if they would place him in the judgment-seat he would grant unto those who belonged to his band that they should be placed in power and authority among the people....
Helaman 2:4-5

Sound like a gangsta.

Where is John DEADwars?

Is he too busy with his girlfriend? The one he got pregnant? Perhaps the dems want you to forget?

Hurricane to hit Gulf

I like Ike, he blows you away!

moogoono

OK, so osama say he want to serve mankind - Medium Rare!

I'm getting a headache

It is was cause by listening to politics, like the long winded oratorical osama. He is as comforting as the fortification spectra scintillating scotomas of a severe migraine headache. Will this guy stop his empty flowery speeches anytime soon?

What to do is osama becomes prez

Well, banks will epic fall so go 4 da gold.

Here he is

Daymare

I just had a daymare, Hitlery was president. Wait, she gave a speech, false alarm. For a minute I was so scare, and then I wake up.

more Funny Pictures DailyHaHa

John DEADwars

Well, Johnny, itsa boy, pass out the cigars. The little bastard is a spittin image of his famous father. As for you, your campaign to be president is more dead that Heath DEADger.

Edwards pay hush money to mistress.

Edwards get woman pregnant read all about it

Scary that he was almost VP! Perhaps he can start telling us the truth...

osama wins

The first muslim president, the only problem is he wants to be sworn in wearing a turdban. People say he's da bomb!

I need coffee

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee293/mcsecoach/phonekut/I%20love%20you/13829368-64208106.jpg
alt=www.comment365.com graphics for your thoughts border=0 >
Get more from www.comment365.com

solution to the energy crisis?

Yep, oSAMa has the solution, get a tire pressure gauge, and fill up your tires with helium. Your car will float away.....

McCain Ahead

McCain is leading by 8 points. He is so far ahead that it would take a miracle for Hitlery to win. As for osama he now has lost almost all his lead against Hitlery, time to dust off his turdban.

osama's vp

Who will osama take as his vp? We need two movie actors on the same page. How abou mel gibson? They both hate jews and love hitlery. In fact, some say that oSAMa should pick hitlery as his vp, but mel is a lot better, you see mel is crazy. See Conspiracy Theory if you do not believe.

mel gibson as two-face in a casting call of batman
The mentally unbalanced movie director/actor/singer/bad boy ia a perfact match to osama. Who better to hold the football than a nut job. If anybody has any doubt see the movie apocalypse by mel gibson. That is what we will have when he is elected.

mel gibson manic depression
Does mel gibson have bipolar disorder? Well, call 1-800-NUT-CASE and find out. I think mel from hel and osama from Allah-bama are both nutty as a fruit cake. See fruit cake lady with mel gibson and decide.

Lastest debate

Well, ossie, I mean osama could talk the flies off a honeywagon, but in the last debate the noises sounded like they were coming from a zoo. America has had many disasters, Titanic, Hindenberg, and now osama!

osama want to be prez

His beardness, osama looks forward to meeting foreign leaders, namely his buddies Thuggo Chavez and "almond dine jihad". He is heartbroken Fidel resigned. Im the world of osama "change you can xerox" or "viva la revolution!"

Saudi's to execute a witch

Hitlery should stay far away from Saudi Arabia. They are going to execute a witch. Saudi religions police say the witch will be beheaded for practising witchcraft.

I wonder what the pagans think?

Nomination Nighmare

It seems that Hitlery might win due to the SUPERDELEGATES. These are a group of people who get to vote, but do not represent the voice of the people - party appointments. In other news it was a tight race in Missouri, osama won by 911 votes.

Vote 4 osama

He's da bomb!

John John John

John DEADwars said he can no longer run for pez his VP Heath DEADgers is DEAD. Also his wife is dying. Poor John!

I guess he can now go back to his 20 million dollar home.

Rombot to lose Mass

http://www.observer.com/2008/why-romney-may-lose-massachusetts

Yep, rombot will lose mass. Almost as funny as al bore losing Tenn in 2000.

Reading level of this blog

Movie Reviews

Scary but true

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

--HITLERY CLINTON

$600 in every pot

What did HELLary say? This is the a small bandaide on a gaping sore. Here we go into a terrible depression.

Are you voting for klingon?

Which one, Bill or Hill? or perhaps you prefer osama?

September 11, 1857

I checked out the movie September Dawn, where a group of terrorists kill Christians on 9-11-1857, no they ain't moslem, thems mormons. As Rombot said "Mormons do your duty!" and 94% of mormons voted for him in Nevada, whereas only 90% of moslems voted for osama.

Crazed religious fanatics with multiple wives killed Christians on 9-11-1857, just like our 9-11 - how little things have changed. The Mountain Meadows Massacre reminds me of the Twin Towers.

osama loses in Nevada

He was in a gambling casino with his big beard, flowing robes, striking. He lost all his money on a slot machine.

osama was not there very long... I heard he only had nine hundred and eleven dollars.

Richardson gone

So sad to see Bill Richardson, the man with the resume, dropping out of the race. I mean why couldn't Red Fred the Libyan Lobbyist drop out. I hear Moamar Quadaffy is no longer a terrorist. That incident over Lockerbie Scotland was just a minor misunderstanding. We can thank Red Fred and friends, he's a real LAW & ORDER kind of guy.

It used to be Hitlery and the seven dwarfs

Well, one dwarf is leaving. Sneezy is leaving. He is going back to mexico, I mean new mexico. Sorry about the slip.

Hellary's new song

HELLary Kilngon has a new song. It is called "I got crushed by osama." Check youtube for a listing. The song is 9 minutes and 11 seconds long - 9:11 .

osama wins

The turdban wearing taliban announced that he will pass Sharia law when he becomes president. WOMEN, start knitting your burkhas NOW! As for men, good news, you can now have four wives. Rombot is happy.


Mormon or moslem, whats the big difference?