science fiction

Life is not like a science fiction movie. It is far worse. What can we say. Today, we have lost our way.

face book sues

Look at who face book sues. This is one litigious company. Right it is piper. Hey, tomorrow is another day - we say.

I phone

I phone software errors are serious. Friends, this should surprise no one. What we have is one poor company. Bugs are rampant yo.

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run

To where shall we run. Look at all the large land masses. They are full of people now. Well, except for Antarctica, but that one will fill up. Hey, not right away. Still, give it time and it too will be full of people who produce so little, but always demand more.

swan in snow

OK so we got a favorite pic. Yeah, this is not one of my own. It is swan in snow. Looks so super. Well, there we are. Ugly duckling grows up. Friends, it is a swan now.

watching the store

Just who is watching the store now. I love old stores that are vintages. However, bugs are scary. Those are not so nice. 

Oh yeah

Liberals want to save the whales, but perhaps we should save cockroaches instead and ban bug spray. Hey, it smells horrible or even worse. Also, it is not good for you. Bug spray is a poison. Like maybe it is a good thing to have global warming. Polar bears are not so nice. Oh yeah, we can agree.

new camera

Here is a new camera created for the instant gram age. That should indeed not scare any one. Like we always hear on a new camera. Most are not that clever or new.

info graphics

Ladies and gents, info graphics are the new rage.
Customers using em are many.
Get one now.

Oh deer

Oh deer we say. A lot of fawn were born in spring. They have grown up. Hope that they can even survive. Friends, a harsh winter is coming. Yeah, as we say - summer is over.

church welcomes gays

Dude, we are not making this one up. Here it is. Oh yes, church welcomes gays. Stunning shift many say. Like wow, we did not see it coming... or did we. Please do remember the mormons. Just when did they welcome non whites any way. Funny how history repeats itself again an again.

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Bad karma

Bad karma in asking for a raise. People peak of sexism. This is a secondary issue. Like we are told to shut up. Also, we have to accept ideas from another civilization that is a lot older than ours. However, those ideas might not be the best for us. Sadly, we cannot be critical or we are accuse in racism. Bro, the truth is that we cannot allow ourselves to lose our freedom of speech or press.

Religion is waning

Religion is waning. That is what people say. A few old ladies in church, but no young persons.

self driving cars

Folks, self driving cars are coming. This can jazz up our game. Customers need to know that this is safe and secure. Hey, I wanna drive my car. Perhaps, we see a world where drivers are not wanted any more. Being a truck driver could be a dead end job very soon.

germs

Antibiotics can no longer stop germs. Yeah, we always knew this sorry day was coming. Sadly, hard times could be soon come upon us. Scientists do not want to spend the long hours that are necessary. Wash your hands we say.

Gold

Gold near a 15 month low, but it should go up soon. In fact, I predict it will rise next year. Expect inflation in increase. Here we go again.

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playing games

People spend a lot of time playing games. What is the effect on our economy. Hey, we would say negative, but we could be wrong. Recreation is important for us. Still, most are a waste of our time and energy.

red car

Always a bit more flashy to own a red car. That is what we are saying. However, owners may see that speeding tickets may increase. Oh well, we only live once.

Ebola in america

Ebola in america. Those words are scary. Here we are. Let us wake up. Please remember that the former head of the secret service now resigns.



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