Blackberry is hot -- too hot

Smoldering backberry bolds are causing heated controversy. This PDA is so hot, it is literally on fire. The overheating devices pose a danger to the public, and osama should get rid of his.

Future of america?

Let me tell that Stanford will probably get off. Nancy Pelosi got a hug from him.

recovery act

weesa gonna rebill, weesa gonna recova - if you believe that, you should smell a fart. According to congress, it smells wonderful, like a bouquet of roses.

Truth is, it smells sulfurous, like a rotten egg.

Don't drink the Kool-Aid®!

Ghost Malls are coming soon

Sadly, the stimulus package was an EPIC FAIL, so we are seeing a new creature - the Ghost Mall. Yes, they are popping up every where. It is like those empty industrial parks that are shells of their former selves. Ghost malls are like those boom town in the wild west. When the gold ran out, they turn into ghost towns.


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recession crime wave

When all those people without jobs start to get angry - WATCH OUT! OK, can you spell D-sass-ter. I see a recession crime wave in your future. It is true, times have changed, but not for the better as you can see. Future crime will be a lot worse than now.

Please buy bonds

Hitlery was in China saying "Please buy our bonds." The people need to see that nothing has changed. Still waiting for the ex director of Wall mart to explain why everything in the store says - made in China...

Hitlery in china

Prime Sinister Hitlery was in china today. She flew there using her broom. She wanted to save fuel. The evil wicked witch of the west is here, said Premerie Hung Chow.

Ghost Town Mall

Do you hear an echo. The mall is like a ghost town, spooky empty place.

Hitlery's Headaches

Here are there major headaches that mean she is probably happy to not be the prez.

Detroit is Bankrupt
Housing Crisis
Bank Nationalization

She would have been remembered as the bad Klingon I mean Clintgon.

porn tax

NY gov David Paterson supports a 4% tax on digital downloads. They call it the porn tax. Well, guess what - David Paterson is blind! Yeah, he can't look at girly movies. You can't make this $#@+ up! A blind man wants to tax porn, its too funny. What is next, a deaf man wants to tax a CD players?

Where on earth is osama?

I believe he is no longer in a cave in pakistan, I believe he is in a house located at 1600 pennsylvania ave.

2009AD

Will the stimulus work? This is what 2009 looks like.

Tom Smith

When getting tech support and you ask "Who am I talking to? and an answer comes "Tooom Smeeeet" ask the little man on the line "Who is greg norman?" The answer will usually be something similar to a "He rock & roll star?" Well, you can now ask "Have you ever heard of the White Shark?".

Lincolns new penny.

I love the new penny. However we see an orangeback ten that looks like monopoly money. Wonder if there will be a million dollar bill in the future?

New penny honors Lincoln's 200th

A dog 4 osama

Tanner want a treat, the poop eating pooch is now an envirodog. He recycles his own food.

Big bankers in vegas

Here are your tax dollars at work. It seems that bank bailout billions wee use to pay for a conference in vegas. Makes sense as banks are like a casino.

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Time Travel help osama?

Did a time travelling osama girl help barry become president? Yes, you hear it here first. Driving at 88mph, that's the secret. Osama girl is the reason.

Stimulus means inflation

So what to do? Buy gold bars. It could get worse, Hitlery is ready. The big stimulus package is trouble, here is comes!

Look on the bright side

Hey, lets look on the bright side, gas is cheap, and so are new cars.

Squatters

People are turning into squatters. They are not leaving. Banks are foreclosing.

Hard life of a farmer

John Titor said that life in 2036 was like life on a farm. Well, life on a farm is hard, and that is the reason that many young men left the towns to work in big cities. Here is another John Titor Prediction, that many people in the future will leave the city.

The Dastardly Daschle

Dash it all, Daschle dont pay taxes. This is the kind of man we need in the Whitehouse. Leona "Queen of mean" said that only little people pay taxes.