exeCUTEives

Why is it that women like rich exeCUTEive? Also, men in power, like senators and reps. I once got on an elevator filled with execs. They were talking about making cuts, by DOWNsizing and OUTsourcing. Well, I cut one. There was silence now. I asked, "What's the matter exeCUTEives, my rotten fart is not putrid enough for you?" They ran out and into the conference room. I guess my farts are not rotten enough for the exec nose.

What can Brown do fo' you?

Well Scott Brown is now the rep answer to Al Frankenstein. I mean the dems are calling a code brown because they took a dump in the trousers. I mean losing the seat of Terrible Ted. That said, I want to celebrate with my very own Dick Tracy Watch Phone.

Another universe

There is a book by By Fred Alan Wolf called "Parallel universes: the search for other worlds" and it is quite a read. He says a black hole creates a passage to another universe.

I wish there was another universe without corrupt congressmen. A parallel earth where these overpaid used car sales men they do not exist. Well, it has a name - Gadianton Canyon.

cyberbeggers

Beggers cannot be choosers, but many do beg for money. Sadly, with our recession there are few jobs, but many are force to ask for help from us.

2012

Will the wonderful wizard of ozama be elected in 2012? Well, here is my prediction - no.

throwing money away

Please politicians keep giving billions to the banksters. I love how you give out all kinds of money. Yes, to bankrupt banksters, but not one penny for our poor.