French fry shortage

French fry shortage is woe. This occurs because of the potato crop is poor. Well, we might fry up some onion rings. Yeah, we know that those taste super max. Hey, this is simply my opinion.

survive

What is the longest distance that you can fall and still survive? Frankly, I do not know what the answer is. Also, I do not wanna find out any time soon.

Designers

Just what exactly is our vision? Designers could indeed help save our universe. Oh yes, we know that design is important for us. Still, there are those who do not value what we see. Frankly, they value little green pieces of paper. Also, small round shiny disks made of metal known as coins. Yeah, they really like the golden ones.

atom

Atheists use the atom as their symbol and here is what it means. Basically, it symbolizes the destruction of religion and the triumph of science. Frankly, the atom looks like a flower to me. ⚛

Jobs

American jobs are getting worse. There is a new economic measure.  Hey, this is sour news. It does not surprise me. Sadly, this is our case.

synthetic frogs

This is a great time to be a vegan. Well, synthetic frogs invade the biology study room. Maybe, they are almost as good as the real thing and less expensive. Ah yes, the many wonders of our science.

GPU

NVIDIA has a water-cooled graphics processor. This GPU is super wow. However, at one and a half thousand, the price is massive. Yeah, it is a bit expensive. Well, that is the case for us anyway. Frankly, we do not know what your case is.

JC Penney

JC Penny could soon join sears. Oh wow, in bankruptcy court that is. Maybe, people need to finally wake up. Folks, we are in an economic crisis.

massive wave

Americans are leaving the state of Florida in a massive wave. Frankly, that event should never surprise us. In fact, we do not know why it is in our news. Just look at the high price of hurricane insurance. Sadly, we one thing about this expense. It will most probably grow more in coming years. Let me add that Florida is full of pension receiving seniors. Do not expect to see a lot of people who are young.

Humans

Humans need oxygen to survive. Trees produce a lot of that element that is necessary. What if all our trees were to disappear? Certainly, our world would not be the same. After all, we need to breath in air.

retail store

Take time to say goodbye to the retail store experience. It certainly was not that great any way. Oh yes, the on going  retail apocalypse is upon us. Brothers and sisters, please do not place blame on our internet giant amazon. Hey, this growing problem is really due to our economic crisis. Sadly, we have too many bills and too little money,

Illinois

Illinois will dramatically expand gambling a the racino.  What does that mean? Have you heard about the Chicago way? Well, that might be what s now going on. Please do follow the money. Yeah, that is a motivator max prime.

Netflix

Netflix is accused of racism. Hey folks, we could see it coming... like a mile away even. All these lawsuits are a pain. Just remember, people don't like the controversy and it keeps on getting even worse.

Autumn

Autumn is upon us. The leaves are turning pretty colors such as gold and orange. Hey, we will see cooler weather soon. Basically, there is a certain chill in our air. Jack Frost is out an about - as we see - summer is over.

Hulu

Hulu is raising prices. That is a dumb move. I do not see... like a happy future for this once amazing streaming service. Fact is, they have to compete with Disney minus. Yeah, that is the 800 pound gorilla that just entered our warm room. Expect many companies... to not be able to compete with Disney and simply wither away on a vine.

bus

Oh wow, the bus is an unpleasant memory. Often, kids wonder why the roof of their school bus is white, while the rest of the bus is yellow or orange. Frankly, that is because most buses do not have any air conditioning and it can get warm. Hey, this is not the case in... the short bus as most of those "special" buses have air.

Veteran

Veteran gives life lessons to students that are young. Hey, it is strange to see. Please take a look at what is going on.

Retail stores

Retail stores are in woe. Friends, we do blame our ominous economic sorrow. Yeah, it just keeps on going even worse. Basically, we feel that there is too much stuff made in china and not enough production near us.

Robots

Robots will take our jobs away. Well, that is our consensus. Sadly, that could mean in near term - fewer jobs and lower wages. Let us hope that we are wrong. I really do have a bad feeling about this year. Also, about the next one.

safety helmet

I still do remember um get high school - pun. Kids would say things such as - hey you, get back on your short bus you moron. Remember to put your safety helmet back on.



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flat earthers

I doubt most flat earthers have been out in space. Hey, that is a thought that did occur... like to me. Send them to the moon.

light room

What is next for light room? This is a great software program. However, I do see on the I phone a lot of great zero cost apps. Free is super for me. OK, so snap seed is mega. The program you can learn in a snap. Oh wow, we cannot resist an amazing pun.

Dunning Kruger Effect

Dunning Kruger Effect is real my man. Fools often think that they are wise. Sadly, this is not so. Actually, they dramatically overestimate how smart they are. Yeah, we know this is so. Low ability people with limited cognitive skills do not recognize... their own incompetence in many areas.

ears

Rock concerts or a mower are worrisome. This deafening world is hurting our ears.  I wanna sit mean a river. Yeah, a small slow-moving one. Basically, we are talking about an idyllic nature scene. Well, that would be so serene.

Religion

Religion is not as pop as it once was. Yeah, it used to be max pop. After all, we do remember back when there was a church like on every corner.

empty room

I do not like to speak to an empty room. There must be a reason. Yeah, it has to be that we are superstitious, except that certainly is not very super. Lack of crowds can indeed signify that there is very little interest in that particular topic area. Sadly, that is often our case. Do try to create interesting subjects that can, in fact, appeal to the broad majority of the masses.