new role

Department of home land security gets a new role to stop protestors from destroying national monuments - wow. Brothers and sisters, we could see this one coming... like a mile away even.

Face Book

Face Book does know too much about us. Hey, we could be wrong. It is after all a technology company. Well, that is my own opinion.

25% cap

25% cap rule is woe. People are tired of the lock up. Maybe, we want this enormous crisis as over. However, that not our case. Sadly, things are getting even worse.

houses

 Beautiful houses with their amazing scenery... like they can take our breath away. I really do love to see mega mansions. However, they can be quite expensive.

Eskimo pie

Eskimo pie is no more. Let us hear it from the ice cream owners. They want to drop using a derogatory name. Funny, I use to like to eat ice cream. Alas, that was many years ago. Hey, it was definitely a different era.

NYPD

NYPD gets rid of a special unit dedicated to fighting crime. Oh yes, the criminals were angry. Folks, we cannot make this stuff up. It is just too crazy insane. Basically, we should take the vote away from people who commit serious crime. Sadly, we need to make a major decision as to which side we are on.

video

Artificial intelligence can enhance our mini movies. Videos we can up size. Well, that is some awesome new. Hey, we really do like to shoot video on our camera. Still, it shoots 1080p and 4K is our new norm. It is great that we can use our latest artificial intelligence software to do an up size.

pence

Listen to pence. He says that corona virus is over. Let us hope so. Well, there it is. Best of luck to you.

quiet

There is an eerie... lack of noise. Oh yes, right now we sense... like a strange stillness in our air. Basically, it is more quiet now. OK, so for one... there are fewer cars. Maybe, this is not so nice. Do hope that things improve soon.

printing press

Inflation might kick in. After all, there are really cranking up the printing press. Expect to see... like a whole lot of new money. Well, we all need some rain. Life is certainly a desert if every day is sunny.

reopening

It is not easy... to be a success. However, we should not give up. OK, so it is time to hand up a sign. Yeah, this placard should say - we are reopening so come on in. Fellow colleagues, we need to stay positive even when the skies are gray or grim. After all, we would live in a desert if every single day was sunny.

coca cola

OK, so coca cola puts its social media advertising on pause.  Fellow colleagues, the situation we are in is serious. Please do wake up.

micro cars

Brothers and sisters, micro cars are more common. Hey, we still remember back when they were so rare. It is not high gas prices. Oil is certainly a lot cheaper this year. Maybe, there is another far more poignant reason.

Highways

Highways are still there, but we see um FEWER cars. Well, we can blame our on going economic crisis. Oh yes, that we can carry. Like wow, things may never seem same. Frankly, that is my very own opinion. Yo, what do you think?

fairy tales

Ah yes, fairy tales usually involve an imposing castle and a beautiful princess. Honestly, we do wonder why the story is not told to us in reverse. Yo, a boy can dream about an exciting world that is a better than this one.