Carbon Tax

My fave tax is one on carbon dioxide. Why, because every time I exhale I have to pay. Of course, this is why it is such a great tax. Politician in favor of carbon tax, please stop breathing - now.

2010?

Always wonder what the world will look like in the future. That movie 2012 was a documentary.

word up

Word up dudes, it seems micro soft can no longer sell word. Yes a judge rules in court microsoft cannot sell word. Of course, we need to destroy one of the few companies we still have. Silly me...

Skeptics say that everything is fine, we are in a recovery.

you cruise you lose

Giant cruise ships are getting to big to dock. It's not just oasis of the seas. In other news, passengers on airplanes are so fat the planes cannot get off the ground. :)

other planets

There are thousands of planets similar in size to our own. They move in Earth-like orbits around sun-like stars and are more friendly than mars. I wish ozama would move. Hmmm, yes to a planet far far away.

Green Shoots

Wonderful wizard of ozama keeps talking about green shoots. Well, I think they are going to wither away. Expect it any day now.

Tiger

Tiger has some advice for ozama. "Don't g-get c-c-caugtttt!"

Alternate History

What if all our ancient history is a forgery. The old empires, such as rome never were - иo way you say. Well, there is a man with such a theory right now. Such is the thoery of eиo Fomenko.

What europeans are saying

Listen to what is taking place across our ocean.