October is almost upon us

I have a great idea of a hollow-wierd mask, how about a mask of osama? Just don't wear it to the airport. I mean, this man is a real monsta. He's more scary than drac or frankie.

Borat osama weight loss secrets

So what do BOrat osama and the gansters take to stay so slim and trim?
HOODia pills.

osama gets electric car

Well, moreover, in other news, osama today got an electric car today. It is dangerous to operate a gasoline car in an enclosed space like a garage or carvern (tavern?). He was going to drive his electric vehicle into Washington, but the extension cord was not long enough. I have the same problem with my mower. I once mowed the electric cord - it was a SHOCKING experience.

Friend of osama

The leader of iran AlmonddineJIHAD, adjusted his turban and said he needed more yellow cake, well what do we know, an Eskimo once told me not to eat yellow snow.

Also, this fiend, I mean FRIEND of osama said that he needed to build more nuclear power plants. The guy is swiming in oil, what does he need nuclear power for? That is like an eskimo buying an air conditioner, in case the NORTH POLE gets too hot.

All our presidential candidates are so boring, more boring even than Al Bore. I really look forward Ozoneman and Lurch. joining the race. I still remember last election with Brek Girl and Lurch - beauty and the beast.

KuKu Chicken Nich

Hello my name is KuKu Chicken Nich and I am looking for a few good HEN!

oSAMa vs oBOMBa

Rush Limbaugh says he gets Sen. Barack Obama and Osama bin Laden "confused", well I don't get them confused, I think they are the same person. I mean oSAMa disappears, and oBOMBa appears. (HUMOR)

Future under osama

What will the future be like under president osama. Good news is that we pull out of Iraq. The bad news is that you must wear a turdban and say so long to your big SUV, because you now drive a tiny little scooter (alcohol powered).

Taliban using children as shields

It appears that the terroristic Talibans are using little kids to hide behind. Children are human shields for the inHUMAN.

Wonder what osama thinks about that. He is probably busy adjusting his turdban.

Hitlery

This is how I feel after I see hitlery.

Will osama beat hitlery

Will osama sink the HMS Hitlery? He will get the male muslim vote, while she gets the woman vote. It will be interesting to see who wins?

Ladies, I can tell you this, the burka is quite uncomfortable. Also, walking eight steps behind your husband is so 9th century.

It's a HSUnami

Shrillary Clinton agrees to return $850,000 in tainted cash from Norman Hsu. If I got close to a million dollars from a known fugitive felon, I would be in jail now. Special people get special treatment.

Whatz KRAKIN bro?

I would love to walk up to osama who did dye his greybeard black, guess he is no longer a "grey beard" and say "whatz CRACKin PIMP, u bonz!"

Hitlery D -Punjab

The demonrat from Punjab wants to outsource all US high tech jobs to, you got it, PUNJAB! The few high paying high tech jobs we have left will be gone when shrillary takes over.

HSUnami arrested, bad news 4 shrillary

HSU-nami the crook that was donating all that money to shrillary has been arrrrrested. A tide of discontent or shall we saw a TIDAL WAVE of discontent has washed over the campaign of SHRILLARY.

She takes money from crooks like the HSUnami. She now says she will donate the money to a charity.

Where is osama?

I believe he escaped his dark cave, and is wearing a burkha. Who knows where he is.

The future of the internet according to osama

This is the future. I love the mouse...

Our boy osama wants to create a new internet to end the digital divide. Young people who vote for osama, this is your future - ENJOY!

Who will man hating hitlery pick for vp?

KuKu Chicken nich? naw, too crazy, osama? no, too manly.

My money is on brek girl.

Operation Trojan Donkey

I believe that osama is the ultimate marchurian candidate. He appears to be one thing, but is another.

It is hard to pin the tail on this donkey.