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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

--HITLERY CLINTON

$600 in every pot

What did HELLary say? This is the a small bandaide on a gaping sore. Here we go into a terrible depression.

Are you voting for klingon?

Which one, Bill or Hill? or perhaps you prefer osama?

September 11, 1857

I checked out the movie September Dawn, where a group of terrorists kill Christians on 9-11-1857, no they ain't moslem, thems mormons. As Rombot said "Mormons do your duty!" and 94% of mormons voted for him in Nevada, whereas only 90% of moslems voted for osama.

Crazed religious fanatics with multiple wives killed Christians on 9-11-1857, just like our 9-11 - how little things have changed. The Mountain Meadows Massacre reminds me of the Twin Towers.

osama loses in Nevada

He was in a gambling casino with his big beard, flowing robes, striking. He lost all his money on a slot machine.

osama was not there very long... I heard he only had nine hundred and eleven dollars.

Richardson gone

So sad to see Bill Richardson, the man with the resume, dropping out of the race. I mean why couldn't Red Fred the Libyan Lobbyist drop out. I hear Moamar Quadaffy is no longer a terrorist. That incident over Lockerbie Scotland was just a minor misunderstanding. We can thank Red Fred and friends, he's a real LAW & ORDER kind of guy.

It used to be Hitlery and the seven dwarfs

Well, one dwarf is leaving. Sneezy is leaving. He is going back to mexico, I mean new mexico. Sorry about the slip.

Hellary's new song

HELLary Kilngon has a new song. It is called "I got crushed by osama." Check youtube for a listing. The song is 9 minutes and 11 seconds long - 9:11 .

osama wins

The turdban wearing taliban announced that he will pass Sharia law when he becomes president. WOMEN, start knitting your burkhas NOW! As for men, good news, you can now have four wives. Rombot is happy.


Mormon or moslem, whats the big difference?