Netflix

Netflix is competing with HBO max. OK, so the results will indeed seem... like so interesting to see. Hey, we understand that HBO max is expensive. However, they really have some awesome movies.

Paradise

Paradise is so nice. I wish to live there soon.

leaves

Ah yes, the leaves are slowly starting to change colors on us. Well, that is certainly our case. Do hope that things can improve.

fantasy

Scientists claim that time travel is science fiction and a fantasy, but they are so wrong. Perhaps, one day, we shall all travel in time as we now travel in space.

STD

STD are full of sexism. Maybe, they are full of racism. Hey you, we need some politically correct germs. Well, that is certainly what we see. Please make sure... that those pesky germs get the memo.

burgers

Frankly, we know that burgers are not good you. Hey, you do not have to be a brain surgeon... like to know this one. Brothers and sisters, this is not rocket science. OK, so the meat less impossible burger has a main ingredient of soy. Well, that should surprise no one. To tell you the truth, I really hate soy. Yeah, it is not good for men.

cadet

West point cadet was missing. He was found dead on campus. Folks, this is a tragic situation max epic. Do feel some sorrow.

vortex

What is a vortex? Maybe, it is a spot in space. Oh yes, one that allow us to access an alternative parallel universe. Yeah, we did say access.

Neanderthals

Neanderthals were pyromaniacs. They liked to starts fires - wow. OK, so that is a new one on me. I did not know there were fire bugs in another species even. Hey, you gotta keep that cave warm.

Dark mode

Dark mode does help to increase the battery life on an OLED I phone that is new. Well, that is great news. OK, so we hope that we get a breakthrough in battery technology soon. Folks, I am tired of recharging my phone. 💀

city hall

Basically, we are told that we cannot fight city hall for some reason. Hey, we really do agree. It is like sowing salt in our sea. Just keep on looking up.

howl o scream is near

Oh yes, howl o scream is near. Ghosts and goblins seem... to enjoy the day for some reason. Maybe, their situation is very grave.

new movie

Barney the dinosaur is getting a new movie. I do not believe that we are ready for this one. Yo, I prefer the Robin Williams movie.

50th fatality in a warm car

50th fatality this year in warm car. It is a little girl whose age is one year. Fellows, this terrible news just fills me in sorrow. It is really sour news. Yeah, sadness comes over me in waves.

passengers

Calling passengers - ladies and gentlemen is considered massive sexism now. Ah yes, the correct term to use is every one. Frankly, I am tired of politically correct nonsense. Do wish people did not offend so easy.

orange car

Fellows, I remember what I was told by a used car sales man. He said it was really hard to sell an orange car. Definitely, the only worse color is green. Yeah, that color is even worse. Still, you lose money... like if you buy one. Unloading it is not so easy. Fact is, you find that people have a negative association with various shades of fiery orange. Hey, we did say various.

used car prices

Alas, used car prices are rising. Forget about getting a new car. Hey, we cannot even afford an old one.  Just look at this proven winner.

internet

The internet was born many years ago. Actually, it was back in the 60's even. Friends, that is a massive wow. Do hope the next few years are as awesome. Hey, we do need to become more aware.

Google

Google bans pay day loan apps. This is to protect consumers. Predatory lenders are quite common. State laws are ineffective against these vampires. Often, the interest rates are so excessive. Please look in your dictionary and see - usury.

pick up wars rage on

Do tell me. What is going on? Ah yes, pick up wars rage on. Ford F150 is my winner. It is better than owning a car. Still, there big truck use up a lotta gas. Yeah, that can get expensive. OK, so case in point, look at mine. It got only 12 mpg.

time and money

All of us have the same amount of time, but not money. Perhaps, in the future, people will see having massive wealth as a taboo, but we are not sure. It is great to make some money.  Still, we do wonder what cost is. Basically, I do not want to be rich if that means that a lot of my fellow citizens have to be poor.

Uber pet

Uber pet will let our furry friends join in. Dogs and cats can ride with us. Cities are more pet friendly now. Restaurants are allowing dogs to come in. Frankly, in many cases... the pups... like are nicer... than their owners.

Color

Color brings us joy. I would not like a world where every single day is gray. Well, we do enjoy shades that are warm.

Uber work

Uber work is a new app. It will help connect workers with temp jobs in the new gig economy. Well, that is a proven winner. Do hope that can assure us success. Time will tell as we see. Still, we do like the idea of a new app.