e-verify is shut down

Citizens, e-verify is shut down soon. The gov ran out of money or so we guess. Military will not get their pay. Well, it is hard to pay when you got no money. Wish we did not have so many adventures over seas. Bills are something that we must pay. Not a good idea to pile on debt more an more. Frankly, the fat lady is singing.

monkey

For some reason, politicians remind me of monkeys in a circus. There is a lot of monkey business in DC now. Perhaps we are all a bunch of savage apes. Still, monkeys are tricky and they get you. Well, we do not like them for some reason.

new morning

Just what we need is a new morning. Yeah, as we can see a sun rise. Old day is now gone. Make way for a brand new one. People love to see a brighter day coming. Wish we could promise you one.

gov shut down

Friends, a guv shut down is near. Situation keeps on going worse. Like we are seeing a gov going away. Yeah, a house divided falls and we are now. United we stand, but we got no money. What about our prez. He wants a raise. Oh yes, some some more money. Basically, we don't got any.

pepsi news

Yo, so here is the latest pepsi news. It is eerie. Well, maybe ad man knows no english, but still they should proof read em. Like who are we to complain.

fair fax financial

Keep on dreaming says me. Yeah, fair fax financial says they will buy black berry up. Well, that can only post pone the inevitable some more. Like we do not see an escape. Customers are not flocking to buy the phones while this on going crisis goes on.

any port in a storm

Sailors are a colorful lot my fine ones. Well, any port in a storm they say. Not sure if that can apply to us. Certainly, we see some rain. Like it is coming our way.

typewriter

Lowly typewriter slowly fades away. People do not use it any more. Maybe there is a good reason. Still, there is some thing that is shows us. OK so technology marches on. Well, with out the typewriter to be precise.

scores pass away

Church in Pakistan attacked, scores pass away. Well, it is certainly a sad day for many of us. Like we wish there were nice news. Instead we have to deal with a world gone insane.

Studies show

Studies show that violence is tied to violent video games. In fact, results showed statistically significant increases in overall aggression. Well, that is not good news. Yeah, parents might stop buying games. Closing might be the fate of many companies. For them it might be soon game over.

latest on pope

Here is the latest on pope. OK so he wants church to stop talking about gay marriage. Instead, he want to focus on mercy. What an interesting idea says me. Latest stats say that approx 40% of priests are gay.

Pull back

Pull back in industrial production says our economy is going worse. Like there is no recovery. That should not be a major surprise. Most of us know that things are going max worse. Rotten apples seldom fall far from the tree and that is what we see.

GM car

GM has a new electric car. It is long range. Fact is, it can go over 200 miles on a single charge even. his is amazing. Hope to see the new GM car soon. Volt is just the beginning of an electric era.

troublesome tweet

Professor fired over troublesome tweet means freedom of speech is zero. Tenure is no safe area. Like people must monitor what they say. Sadly, we were free once. What is going on.

twitter increases revenue

Good news is in. Oh yes, twitter increases revenue. They might go public soon. Yeah, this is an awesome company. Best things is their service. It is super for 140 characters, but we wish there were some more.

surfs up

I love surfing on internet, as we cannot drown ever. That is a joke my good person. Certainly, we have fun, but it is not the same. Better to be out in our ocean. Hey, surfs up.

cheap I phone

OK so you want a cheap I phone, but we do not think so. This is for apple a strategy that is very poor. Like it cheapen our image. People associate apple with a quality product that is cool to the max. Most do not want a phone that is crap. Also, there is little or no money.

big data

Maybe big data can drive out genius. Road ahead cannot be an easy one. Bumps are so many. Like there might not be any cars. Teleporter technology can surge. Future is max wow.

college is expensive

Folks, college is expensive. Like we go not money. Also, when you get out there is no job waiting for you. It is certainly not a pretty picture we are seeing. Most students pile up loans and then there is no money. Hey, it is a major worry.

Carlos Danger

Carlos Danger should be mayor. However, not of NYC, but of a Nevada house of poor rep. This is the real deal we say. Troublesome tweets were the down fall of many.

micro hard

Namely, they are not the same. For example, they are a video game company. Pushing machines as well as programs. Oh yes, micro hard you say. That is how it seems.

boosting minimum wage

Jerry Brown is interested in boosting minimum wage. This is a good idea, but people got no money. How can a small business pay. Like we are in a recession. It is max major. Folks, this is not the 50's with lots of jobs for every one.

super sizing pricing

McD is super sizing pricing. Golden arches are expensive. Expect people to not like the new DOLLAR menu. Food is going up. Also, we see poor service. Blame the new higher minimum wage.

Time machines

Time machines are wow. Like people would like to use one. Yeah, you could be a major lotto winner. Oh wow, that would get you some money. Also, you could create an  HDR grandfather paradox. Namely, that would be a pain. Maybe you can make one using parts from your local Radio Shack to go back in time and win.

Fall in incomes

Fall in incomes. Yeah, over next 30 years. People are not getting ahead any more. Taxes will go up. People will see a drop in pay. Maybe we can increase minimum wage. Hard times are ahead for all of us. Citizens, this forecast is scary.

Bread is your enemy

Bread is your enemy. That is what they are saying. Well, we do not agree. Diets are just flat out crazy.  People need to realize that bread is good for you. Also, so it fruit and not this Atkins crap. Yeah, we are told to eat a lot of protein and cut back on carbs, but that is not a good diet as I am not a carnivore.

Radio Shack

Radio Shack is going bankrupt and no one can save it. Oh yes, they do need a savior. Well, there are  going to be thousands more with out any jobs soon. Folks, we do not need Steven Gibbs time machine to see what is coming. Predictions are that they will not be around next year. Maybe they can start talking to black berry and join up. Like wow, that would be some merger.

typing in caps

Tired of typing in caps. Number of long term unemployed continued to go up. Government says that everything is fine and we are crazy. Well, that is not so. Like there are no jobs for us. Sadly, there is too much out sourcing. Also, many firm as still doing more DOWN sizing. Look at the execs. Yeah, those salaries are up sizing.