Klingone in is real

Well, your eyes can deceive you, but I saw this headline on cnn.

Clinton rties to jump-start Mideast talks

What is "rties" as in what does it mean?

GMAC daddy

I could not say it better myself.

clock

Hey guys dontcha juss luv working on the clock? That eagle eye boss man. He can see that you take too long to do your job...

nuclear iran soon

They say it is time to accept a nuclear iran. Well, ALMOND-DINE-JIHAD, the prez of i ran away is saying he wants to wipe the state of is real of the map. It does not take a genius to see what is coming. I don't need Steven Gibbs time machine to tell you our future is very grim.

Freedom Tower

People, our Freedom Tower is rising.

death of dollar

I blame ovampire - no excuses. Try this on for some size. Print lost of little green pieces of paper. Get all your fiends to pretend they are real money. Print some more.

H1N1 virus in pigs

Believe or not science is amazing. For example, today a news report of H1N1 virus found in pigs. This is amazing. I mean swine flu found in swine.

Fox less bias than CNN

Folks, this may be a bit of a surprise. It seems that Fox is less bias than CNN, also a lot less than MSNBC. Fair and balance, is more than a saying.

Camel beauty dies after falling down oil well

Court awarded $250,000 to owner of a camel beauty that fell down an oil well. Well, take a look at her picture. Saudi aramco paid out the quarter million dollars to the saddened owner. She won a camel beauty contest. OK, so far no word from osama about his feelings about the tragic loss.

Time Machine on EBAY

Step right up nice folks, there is an auction on EBAY. It is for a time machine. OK now if we can go forward, we could back we can see how to stop our present problems, by warning people not to believe the hype master. Here it is -
radionic on ebay.

osama wins prize

Chavez sez osama dont deserve noble prize. I disagree, he did stop the war in iran, iraq, afgagninstan, etc.

Hey even jews and arabs get along now - RIGHT!