Steve Jobs Liver

I think he needs a new heart not a liver, that said the apple exec got a new liver. In other news osama got a brain transplant. Not sure who the donor is.

Stop the slaughter

Folks, every single year, billions of innocent harmless plankton are ate up by evil vicious angry whales. Hey, we just gotta do something to stop the slaughter - or one day soon we wake up to face a planet without plankton - imagine.

Well, my solution is - nuke the whales! (JOKE)

young osama

That boy ain't a never crack no smile.

7-11

I love 7-11. It is a very very grrr8 store. People like my super slurpeeeee! Taking my bike to 7-11 is a max joy, and one day we will all live inside 7-11.

Religion in politics

A used car sales man once told me that if I thought they were bad, priests were worse. He said - they sell the intangible. It is like they take money and they claim that you can trust them with your eternity. In some ways politicians are similar. Except you go to jail if you refuse to pay.

dog fo' osama

Yo dawg, I hear osama needs a dog. Well, here is a pooch 4 r man.

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2012 is coming?

This is my guy Celente. He is telling it like it is.

Astral Hell

Perhaps this world is not real, and I was sent to astral hell. I mean how could things be so bad? Except if this is the infernal lower levels of astral hell. This has gotta be a f-frightmare or something. Please wake me up!

eurozone rise

Hellary does not see that as an american empire implodes a eurozone empire rises. It is going to be obvious as time goes by. Check out freefoto.com

Time is running out

Time is running out for osama, and you do not need Steven Gibbs Time Machine to see that things are going to get worse.

Will we ever see our money we loan GM?

It is my belief that we were pouring money down a rat hole, by loaning GM billions. O-man says give GM more money!