Greta Thunberg's father

Greta Thunberg's father finds her actions worrisome. She has been struggling with depression for many years. Also, she has neglected her studies to pursue... this goal of activism over the issue of global warming. Trust me, there are so many issues. Here are HDR specs.

life

Think of life as a winding road that we are on. Most of us do not know what our final destination is. Like wow, we do hope it is heaven and that we can be in Paradise, but who can say?

China

Oh wow, this is serious. China needs to exit the Honk Kong crisis. It simply keeps on getting even worse. Fellow colleagues, there we are. I do not see a happy finale to this ongoing situation as we are in REALITY and it is quite different than a Hollywood movie.

Dogs

Dogs can help people live longer and enjoy more. Yeah, you will indeed experience... like a longer life span. Well, that is nice news.

21

21 is now the age... that you have to be to get a cigar. Tobacco product use to be available to people that were 18 and over. Sadly, that is no longer our case. Hey, what can we see? Yeah, we get more rules and regs... that is how it is every year.

green ooze

A building spills some green ooze. Hey, we are not making this event up. Motorists were backed up for many miles. Toxic waste is not a joke we tell you. Find it in your heart to wish for all of us a great new year.

ice

Skating on ice is science. People do enjoy this sport, but it does not make sense. Why does ice become so slippery is my question and we would like to have an answer.

white picket fence

People talk about a white picket fence mentality, but we tragically do not know what they even mean. Just what is going on? Do say what it really is. Please do not mince words with me.

amazon

Ah yes, things are not great in amazon. Lots of workers walk off the job and the world's richest man... does not find it amusing. Hey, we believe that he needs to pay more. That said, if he did, then he would probably not be the world's richest man. Do remember that all actions have certain major consequences.

we work

Yo, this just in. Ah yes, we work went wrong. It could have become an excellent company. However, that is not what we see.

Frosty the snow man

Yo, fellow colleagues, there is too much um snow. The fluffy white stuff is so common now. Maybe, we need to drink coffee that is warm. Frosty the snow man is worrisome.

Nortre Dame

Nortre Dame Cathedral is so fragile that it is possible it is a structure we cannot save. Oh yes, that is what the Vatican says. Sadly, this worrisome issue is our case. Maybe, we can still keep parts of that edifice that is so iconic.

Dead triot

Dead troit has more woe. The steel mill is closing down just now. OK, so the bad news is so worrisome. Yeah, we need to wake up.

Netflix

Netflix loses one million subs to Disney minus. This is awesome news. I am tired of seeing terrible old so so movies. Well, those are the ones... that Netflix is famous for, but we need to understand that they have a bit of real competition now. Maybe, that will be good for us.

quantum supremacy

Yo, being green is no easy way. Big tech is currently fighting for quantum supremacy. Hey, this is no average war. It is a big move. Just keep on looking up. Remember that the spoils go to the um winner.

Oracle

Oracle stock drops as there is a fall in revenue. I thought that things would improve. Well, it seems that I was wrong. Expect things to continue to become even more bleak as we enter our new year.

Home Depot

Home Depot currently has a shoplifting crisis. Retail stores struggle as the quantities that are taken are massive. Basically, their customers are low on money. Well, this is usually a sign... that a massive recession is so near.

Uber

I see a bumpy road ahead for Uber and similar companies. There have been many safety issues. Yeah, it is not something that the executives can paper over. Do expect to see... like a lot of long nights for these execs. After all, we know that the firm is still losing money. Let me add, there is no clear victory run.

internet

Life without the internet can cause pain. Yet, we do need to undergo an expansion. Yeah, we should retire from our previous views. Hey, it is great to look at the world with fresh new eyes.

Times are changing on us

Times are changing on us. Walmart may ban Santa now. After all, he did say - let it snow. OK, so that comment could be interpreted another way. Maybe, they should ban frosty because he is a snowman.

star wars

Disney is going all-in on star wars. That event should not surprise us. After all, the Mandalorian is a big hit as we see.

Machine Intelligence

AI or machine intelligence can help your company attain some gains. This amazing breakthrough

technology is slowly getting acceptance as it gains power. Computers are now... far more sophisticated than they were years ago.

Autism

Autism could be due to our genes. Funny, I was told that we are all the same. Please add that anyone who believes differently is full of hate or racism. OK, so we are not all the same - we guess.

life lessons

Here are some important life lessons for you. Basically, we need to spend less time worrying. Yeah, we need to focus more. Well, we do know that life is not so easy. Taking risks often will yield rewards that are enormous.

TIME

Time is something about which we are many TIMES wrong. Oh wow, we cannot resist a great new pun. Frankly, we often wonder what time really is. Maybe, it is like a river. After all, the water slowly passes. Perhaps, but what is time travel and how could we go back to the past and live in it once more?

garden

Having a garden is nice. Well, they are max serene. Often, we need a place that we can call our own space. That said, they certainly require resources. Still, we all have 24 hours just the same. It could be that we need some more.

50 years on

50 years on... the internet creators are horrified about what it has become and where we are going. True words we tell you. Hey, that is how we feel, but who can stop technology or alter its course.

Cyber Monday

Cyber Monday deals are awesome. Laptops for under one hundred bucks are common. Most are a bit limited on memory. Also, there are great deals on cameras. Still, one of the best stories is our games.

French fry shortage

French fry shortage is woe. This occurs because of the potato crop is poor. Well, we might fry up some onion rings. Yeah, we know that those taste super max. Hey, this is simply my opinion.

survive

What is the longest distance that you can fall and still survive? Frankly, I do not know what the answer is. Also, I do not wanna find out any time soon.

Designers

Just what exactly is our vision? Designers could indeed help save our universe. Oh yes, we know that design is important for us. Still, there are those who do not value what we see. Frankly, they value little green pieces of paper. Also, small round shiny disks made of metal known as coins. Yeah, they really like the golden ones.

atom

Atheists use the atom as their symbol and here is what it means. Basically, it symbolizes the destruction of religion and the triumph of science. Frankly, the atom looks like a flower to me. ⚛

Jobs

American jobs are getting worse. There is a new economic measure.  Hey, this is sour news. It does not surprise me. Sadly, this is our case.

synthetic frogs

This is a great time to be a vegan. Well, synthetic frogs invade the biology study room. Maybe, they are almost as good as the real thing and less expensive. Ah yes, the many wonders of our science.

GPU

NVIDIA has a water-cooled graphics processor. This GPU is super wow. However, at one and a half thousand, the price is massive. Yeah, it is a bit expensive. Well, that is the case for us anyway. Frankly, we do not know what your case is.

JC Penney

JC Penny could soon join sears. Oh wow, in bankruptcy court that is. Maybe, people need to finally wake up. Folks, we are in an economic crisis.

massive wave

Americans are leaving the state of Florida in a massive wave. Frankly, that event should never surprise us. In fact, we do not know why it is in our news. Just look at the high price of hurricane insurance. Sadly, we one thing about this expense. It will most probably grow more in coming years. Let me add that Florida is full of pension receiving seniors. Do not expect to see a lot of people who are young.

Humans

Humans need oxygen to survive. Trees produce a lot of that element that is necessary. What if all our trees were to disappear? Certainly, our world would not be the same. After all, we need to breath in air.

retail store

Take time to say goodbye to the retail store experience. It certainly was not that great any way. Oh yes, the on going  retail apocalypse is upon us. Brothers and sisters, please do not place blame on our internet giant amazon. Hey, this growing problem is really due to our economic crisis. Sadly, we have too many bills and too little money,

Illinois

Illinois will dramatically expand gambling a the racino.  What does that mean? Have you heard about the Chicago way? Well, that might be what s now going on. Please do follow the money. Yeah, that is a motivator max prime.

Netflix

Netflix is accused of racism. Hey folks, we could see it coming... like a mile away even. All these lawsuits are a pain. Just remember, people don't like the controversy and it keeps on getting even worse.

Autumn

Autumn is upon us. The leaves are turning pretty colors such as gold and orange. Hey, we will see cooler weather soon. Basically, there is a certain chill in our air. Jack Frost is out an about - as we see - summer is over.

Hulu

Hulu is raising prices. That is a dumb move. I do not see... like a happy future for this once amazing streaming service. Fact is, they have to compete with Disney minus. Yeah, that is the 800 pound gorilla that just entered our warm room. Expect many companies... to not be able to compete with Disney and simply wither away on a vine.

bus

Oh wow, the bus is an unpleasant memory. Often, kids wonder why the roof of their school bus is white, while the rest of the bus is yellow or orange. Frankly, that is because most buses do not have any air conditioning and it can get warm. Hey, this is not the case in... the short bus as most of those "special" buses have air.

Veteran

Veteran gives life lessons to students that are young. Hey, it is strange to see. Please take a look at what is going on.

Retail stores

Retail stores are in woe. Friends, we do blame our ominous economic sorrow. Yeah, it just keeps on going even worse. Basically, we feel that there is too much stuff made in china and not enough production near us.

Robots

Robots will take our jobs away. Well, that is our consensus. Sadly, that could mean in near term - fewer jobs and lower wages. Let us hope that we are wrong. I really do have a bad feeling about this year. Also, about the next one.

safety helmet

I still do remember um get high school - pun. Kids would say things such as - hey you, get back on your short bus you moron. Remember to put your safety helmet back on.



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flat earthers

I doubt most flat earthers have been out in space. Hey, that is a thought that did occur... like to me. Send them to the moon.

light room

What is next for light room? This is a great software program. However, I do see on the I phone a lot of great zero cost apps. Free is super for me. OK, so snap seed is mega. The program you can learn in a snap. Oh wow, we cannot resist an amazing pun.

Dunning Kruger Effect

Dunning Kruger Effect is real my man. Fools often think that they are wise. Sadly, this is not so. Actually, they dramatically overestimate how smart they are. Yeah, we know this is so. Low ability people with limited cognitive skills do not recognize... their own incompetence in many areas.

ears

Rock concerts or a mower are worrisome. This deafening world is hurting our ears.  I wanna sit mean a river. Yeah, a small slow-moving one. Basically, we are talking about an idyllic nature scene. Well, that would be so serene.

Religion

Religion is not as pop as it once was. Yeah, it used to be max pop. After all, we do remember back when there was a church like on every corner.

empty room

I do not like to speak to an empty room. There must be a reason. Yeah, it has to be that we are superstitious, except that certainly is not very super. Lack of crowds can indeed signify that there is very little interest in that particular topic area. Sadly, that is often our case. Do try to create interesting subjects that can, in fact, appeal to the broad majority of the masses.

Netflix

Netflix is competing with HBO max. OK, so the results will indeed seem... like so interesting to see. Hey, we understand that HBO max is expensive. However, they really have some awesome movies.

Paradise

Paradise is so nice. I wish to live there soon.

leaves

Ah yes, the leaves are slowly starting to change colors on us. Well, that is certainly our case. Do hope that things can improve.

fantasy

Scientists claim that time travel is science fiction and a fantasy, but they are so wrong. Perhaps, one day, we shall all travel in time as we now travel in space.

STD

STD are full of sexism. Maybe, they are full of racism. Hey you, we need some politically correct germs. Well, that is certainly what we see. Please make sure... that those pesky germs get the memo.

burgers

Frankly, we know that burgers are not good you. Hey, you do not have to be a brain surgeon... like to know this one. Brothers and sisters, this is not rocket science. OK, so the meat less impossible burger has a main ingredient of soy. Well, that should surprise no one. To tell you the truth, I really hate soy. Yeah, it is not good for men.

cadet

West point cadet was missing. He was found dead on campus. Folks, this is a tragic situation max epic. Do feel some sorrow.

vortex

What is a vortex? Maybe, it is a spot in space. Oh yes, one that allow us to access an alternative parallel universe. Yeah, we did say access.

Neanderthals

Neanderthals were pyromaniacs. They liked to starts fires - wow. OK, so that is a new one on me. I did not know there were fire bugs in another species even. Hey, you gotta keep that cave warm.

Dark mode

Dark mode does help to increase the battery life on an OLED I phone that is new. Well, that is great news. OK, so we hope that we get a breakthrough in battery technology soon. Folks, I am tired of recharging my phone. 💀

city hall

Basically, we are told that we cannot fight city hall for some reason. Hey, we really do agree. It is like sowing salt in our sea. Just keep on looking up.

howl o scream is near

Oh yes, howl o scream is near. Ghosts and goblins seem... to enjoy the day for some reason. Maybe, their situation is very grave.

new movie

Barney the dinosaur is getting a new movie. I do not believe that we are ready for this one. Yo, I prefer the Robin Williams movie.

50th fatality in a warm car

50th fatality this year in warm car. It is a little girl whose age is one year. Fellows, this terrible news just fills me in sorrow. It is really sour news. Yeah, sadness comes over me in waves.

passengers

Calling passengers - ladies and gentlemen is considered massive sexism now. Ah yes, the correct term to use is every one. Frankly, I am tired of politically correct nonsense. Do wish people did not offend so easy.

orange car

Fellows, I remember what I was told by a used car sales man. He said it was really hard to sell an orange car. Definitely, the only worse color is green. Yeah, that color is even worse. Still, you lose money... like if you buy one. Unloading it is not so easy. Fact is, you find that people have a negative association with various shades of fiery orange. Hey, we did say various.

used car prices

Alas, used car prices are rising. Forget about getting a new car. Hey, we cannot even afford an old one.  Just look at this proven winner.

internet

The internet was born many years ago. Actually, it was back in the 60's even. Friends, that is a massive wow. Do hope the next few years are as awesome. Hey, we do need to become more aware.

Google

Google bans pay day loan apps. This is to protect consumers. Predatory lenders are quite common. State laws are ineffective against these vampires. Often, the interest rates are so excessive. Please look in your dictionary and see - usury.

pick up wars rage on

Do tell me. What is going on? Ah yes, pick up wars rage on. Ford F150 is my winner. It is better than owning a car. Still, there big truck use up a lotta gas. Yeah, that can get expensive. OK, so case in point, look at mine. It got only 12 mpg.

time and money

All of us have the same amount of time, but not money. Perhaps, in the future, people will see having massive wealth as a taboo, but we are not sure. It is great to make some money.  Still, we do wonder what cost is. Basically, I do not want to be rich if that means that a lot of my fellow citizens have to be poor.

Uber pet

Uber pet will let our furry friends join in. Dogs and cats can ride with us. Cities are more pet friendly now. Restaurants are allowing dogs to come in. Frankly, in many cases... the pups... like are nicer... than their owners.