Lasik

Lasik risks come into sharper focus and these issues could affect your vision. Be careful if you wanna get eye surgery. Often people complain about dry eye. Also, there is some talk of pain. This procedure could cause some issues. Please do get all the facts before you undergo risky eye surgery.

our sears

Just look at our sears. It is the sum of our fears as their massive bankruptcy nears. Yeah, it might be picking up the pace even. Stores keep on closing and they keep on losing money. Fellows, this sad story will not end well for any of us.

Restaurants

Restaurants are there to make money. They do not care over you. Fact is, you are a lot better finding dishes to prepare on your own. Here is a list of the one hundred most nutritious foods for you. Most of these are easy to prepare. It will save you some coins. Let me say... health is very important to all of us. After all, we want a great quality of life as well as a long one.

spam

Hormel Foods recalls spam. Folks, we can't make this stuff up. It is just too crazy. After all, do we want spam in a can? Actually, I do not like any kind of spam. Maybe we can boot up a spam eliminator program.

museums

People like going to the museum. Frankly, we do not understand what the attraction is. After all, they have a bunch of old bones and paintings from yesteryear, but nothing that screams see me. It is all a mystery to us. Hey, like maybe you can post why a lot of patrons visit the art museum.

passwords

Here are the most pop passwords this year. 123456 is max pop. Fellow, most common names are no so secure. Please change your password like right away. Thank you.

horses

I love horses - yes. Actually, one of the best modes of transportation is a horse of course. Oh wow, one horse power.

vending machines

Personally, I do not like vending machines any. Most of their food is like crap. Old and bad is common. Yeah, it is also quite expensive. Colleagues, please save your coins. Get some real food in you. That is for the best as we see. Also, these conTRAPsions will often steal a quarter from me.

pope supports gays

This just in. Ah yes, the pope supports gays. He says that God made them that way. OK, so that is not what my bible says. Maybe he can show me some verses. Like where God says that it is OK to be gay. Well, there are none.

futuristic architecture

Colleagues, we see futuristic architecture as different than our own. Like the harsh cubical structures of bygone years are gone. It is more rounded and seems organic. People will often describe it as being similar to large bubbles of soap.

Roku

Roku stock sinks after a collaboration of best buy and amazon. Well, that is sour mess news. I do hope that we get more choices in coming years. However, we will probably get fewer as more technology companies exit our scene.

operation southern cross

Learn about operation southern cross. It is a story of time travelers from the future helping us beat nazi germany. Sadly, on the original timeline - germany won. Well, scientist from the future decided to help us. They brought us a lot of tech and stuff so we could win. I wish they had given us:

flying cars

cancer cure

men on mars

picnic

People like to go on a summer picnic. Ants are an issue. Yeah, they can be annoying. Still, here we are. Best days are ahead of us. Let us keep on looking up. Brighter tomorrows could be in store for us.

cities

Right now, cities can only build up. There is no more room. Basically, we all bear some enormous expense. Yeah, they are so pop.

Seattle

Seattle tries to find more money. OK, so to help the homeless it taxes amazon. Liberal logic defies me. Well, that is an oxymoron. Basically, liberals have no logic except that they need to increase TAXES some more.

store closings are way up

Folks, we got some sour news. Ah yes, multiple store closings are way up. Just take a gander at carsons. Like we already knew that this was going on. Still, a lot of people refuse to see the hand writing on the wall and they plead ignorance. Hey, that is not going to help solve our issues. It is best that we try to confront them head on. Please understand that there is no winning in giving up.

wrong

A lot of things people believed in fifty years ago were wrong. This is often the case in science. Well,  it could be that a lot of things we do believe are wrong. Best that we keep an open mind and test what is given.

Libraries

Libraries are fading away. People have the internet now. Oh yes, it has a lot of viewers. Also, it is very interactive which is a plus or a minus.

sports cars

Just look at this awesome scene. Yeah, exotic sports cars are wow. The fluid lines look so amazing.

New York

New York is the 2nd best state to be a police officer in. That is great news. Do hope that people remember that NYC has a lot of crime. Also, it is quite expensive. Just think that they probably did not factor that in.

empty derelict malls

Friends, empty derelict malls do haunt us. They use to be so busy many years ago. Sadly, that is no longer our case.

Malls

Malls have a lot more vacancies. Empty stores are many. Sadly, this is a reflection of our ongoing economic crisis. Yeah, it is one thing that analysts cannot paper over. Please do wake up. Help wanted signs are few and beggars are many. Like that should certainly be a lesson for all of us.

a lot of mice

Salmonella was found at a farm for eggs. They had a lot of mice. Oh yes, the rodent problem was serious. Well, that should indeed not surprise us any. After all, mice love to hang out in farms because they love to eat grain. Basically, one of their favorite foods is corn. It is best that we plan for these issues.

Chicago river

Take a look at the Chicago river. It has indeed been a cold year. The high tomorrow is still in the 30's and summer is near. Brothers and sisters, we do wonder about all this talk about global warming. Funny, as we do not see any. Instead, we believe that we might soon face a chilling new ice age. Yeah, we could soon be approaching a new solar minimum.

super green

It is not easy... being super green. What about yellow or orange? Those bright colors are certainly a lot warmer. Hey, we have a lot of interesting questions, but no answers.

game over

If humans keep on fighting wars, and they do not learn the ways of peace... this could be so bad for us. In fact, it might be game over.

dry

Feeling a bit dry are we? Yeah, we can agree. Most people on pension need a side gig. Like there are many reasons. Obviously, one is getting more money. It is really hard to make do on a pension. Just talk to any person on a FIXED income.

red rock canyons

Fellows, we do indeed enjoy our view. Yeah, this is not just our red rock canyons. Please check out the colors in the sky even. Oh wow, this is so massive.

geyser

World's tallest geyser is awesome. Let us wish that is goes one. Yeah, for a few more year. That would be nice.