Churches

Churches are empty now. Most of the people in em are seniors. Yeah, the elderly still go. However, they will pass away soon. Few will remember what once was.

not so green

All this talk of global warming... it chills me to my very core. Perhaps windmills are the solution for us. Oh yes, we are sorry. Wind Turbine Syndrome is a reason. Yeah, windmills are bad for you. Like, we guess that they are not so green. Sadly, that is no guess. Environmentalists did they same thing with ethanol the biofuels are bad now. Hah, this should indeed surprise no one. Burning coal is not so bad after all is it.

orange back

Bro, orange back looks like funny money. Why is the new ten spot so orange. Oh wow, it use to be green. Like the good old green back is going away. That is what we guess.

10 slowest selling cars

10 slowest selling cars. Which is number one. Ii is the mini cooper. Sales really are mini.

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Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is a great guy. Sadly, there are some who dislike major success.  They claim to see a bully in amazon. Ah yes, winning is wrong. Like, we must give every company a prize. Do not believe me. Just listen to what is going on. Making a profit is pure evil this year. Yeah, workers need a union. Mostly so they can STRIKE against managers.

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abandoned america

What do we say. Look a the abandoned america movie. It is on Netflix now. Certainly, the best days are BEHIND us. Yeah, our nation looks like the old roman empire. Just take a look at our own emperor.

Future is near

Do no fear my fine ones... Future is near. Work will soon go away. Ah yes, a robotic paradise awaits us. People will live in the very lap of luxury and metallic machines will do our bidding so we have more life to enjoy. Oh sorry, I have to wake up.

air pollution

Got some great news. Oh yes, air pollution is decreasing over major metro areas. Look at these images. However, what is the reason. Well, we got a lot less industry and jobs compare with years ago. Time to celebrate Liberals at our jobs are going away. Maybe with a few more regulations they will all be gone.

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60's

60's were an awesome era. Jobs were there for people, but it is a different world now. Few of us got any money. Hard to make ends meet as we say. Also, online shopping is destroying our mall man.

too many scams

Taxes keep on going up. Politician love to get our money. Folks, there are too many scams. Yeah, there is never just one roach in a room. In fact, there are many.

chimp you say

Chimpanzee intelligence depends on genes. Liberals always say that we are all the same. Hey, we do not agree. Look at the animal kingdom and what do we see. Animals are not all the same. Oh yes, chimp you say. Well, they are our cognitive cousins.

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91%

91% of TV addicts admit to binge viewing. Yeah, that is what we are saying. Do not look at the boob tube, but it is not a tube any more. Yeah, it is more of an LCD screen. Most are gonna be 4K very soon.

Starbucks

Starbucks has free college for employees now. This is just awesome. Bills keep on piling up. Great that they help out a young person.

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dark disney

Folks, dark disney is  scary. There is enough material for a horror movie. It would be very FILM noir. Oh, what can we say. Disney is one scary saga. Trouble does live in the house of mouse.

sea level rise

Do you notice a sea level rise. Frankly, docks are fine near our ocean. Yeah, they are not under water now. All this talk about a melting polar ice cap. Hey, it does not appear that way to me. Well, we could be wrong.

Dinosaurs

Pools are not for peeing. They got lot of germs.

Dinosaurs are fakes my fine ones.

Hey, do not drink the mix.

$25 cell phone

$25 cell phone uses fire fox power. This operating system costs zero. Concept is great for emerging economies. Retail prices are easy on us.

coyote ugly

Look back at coyote ugly movie. That was certainly a different era. Ready to make some smart moves. Do the right thing mon.

growing up

Buildings do keep on growing up. World is more complex now. Perhaps every one should learn to code computer programs. Well, not every one.

Juggling

Work keeps on increasing. Hard to keep so many balls in the air. Juggling tasks in not easy. Maybe I need to get more experience.

Temptations lead to sin

Temptations lead to sin. Most people are not aware. Like there are serious consequence. For example, libs do not believe in sin... they only talk about hate speech and accepting others views. However, they do not accept that they could be wrong.

rising oil prices

Expect trouble in the middle east to increase. Oh yes, we see rising oil prices. That should indeed surprise no one. Look for some pump pain. Declines are occurring in our economy. Worst part is expensive energy.

online TV soars

This just in... online TV soars. Basically, we are seeing a change in our game. Old style is over. People want to view program. Yeah, on their computers even. Like wow, this is so awesome.

symphony hall

Can't fight symphony hall we say. Yeah, they got some awesome music. Tune me in.

orange juice

Look at orange juice. Time is on our side my fine one. Where is the murderer any way. Maybe he is in prison.

What is next

What is next from apple mon. Here it is. This might be super max. Keyboards are a must for people like me. Oh yes, we do not like typing on a touch screen.

mega stars

Yo, mega stars are micro size. Blame our poor economy. Hey, we gotta accuse some one. Like blame it on the rain. Wait a minute, that is a milli vanili song.