Lastest debate

Well, ossie, I mean osama could talk the flies off a honeywagon, but in the last debate the noises sounded like they were coming from a zoo. America has had many disasters, Titanic, Hindenberg, and now osama!

osama want to be prez

His beardness, osama looks forward to meeting foreign leaders, namely his buddies Thuggo Chavez and "almond dine jihad". He is heartbroken Fidel resigned. Im the world of osama "change you can xerox" or "viva la revolution!"

Saudi's to execute a witch

Hitlery should stay far away from Saudi Arabia. They are going to execute a witch. Saudi religions police say the witch will be beheaded for practising witchcraft.

I wonder what the pagans think?

Nomination Nighmare

It seems that Hitlery might win due to the SUPERDELEGATES. These are a group of people who get to vote, but do not represent the voice of the people - party appointments. In other news it was a tight race in Missouri, osama won by 911 votes.

Vote 4 osama

He's da bomb!

John John John

John DEADwars said he can no longer run for pez his VP Heath DEADgers is DEAD. Also his wife is dying. Poor John!

I guess he can now go back to his 20 million dollar home.

Rombot to lose Mass

http://www.observer.com/2008/why-romney-may-lose-massachusetts

Yep, rombot will lose mass. Almost as funny as al bore losing Tenn in 2000.