Future cars?

These are the cars GM should built. Sadly, we will get tiny energy efficient "green" cars from the hitlery osama team.

Sensational Cars of the Future - Funny videos are here

STOP!

Yes you, stop and think. If you had an employee with very little experience would you give him or her your most important job? Well, would you?

I am afraid that we will soon find out why experience is so important. It would be like me trying to land an F-15 on a huge aircraft carrier in the middle of a hurricane.

La hood or THE HOOD?

I here he's from THE HOOD, la hood I mean.

Washington

When I was in 1st grade there was a fellow student whose name was "Marcus Washington". The young lad, we cannot call him a boy, because he said "I ain't no boy, I'm a man you motha!" Therefore I must tell you that one day we had a substitute teacher.

She asked young Marcus "What is your name young man?" He said "M-Marcus, Marcus Washington..." She said "Oh, Washington, he was the father of our country." Marcus retorted "Washington ain't no fatha, he's a motha!"

"Dehiring"

Well, it seems like there be a lot of "Dehiring" going on. Not to worry, oz says he will create three million jobs. How about "defireing"?

Sargent Shoeman got left behind - wag the dog

Well, it seems somebody decided to share his shoes. I think we wore out our welcome in iraq, they want to give us - THE BOOT!

Abducted by aliens

Well, oz should meet with foreign leaders like those aliens from andromeda. Here is a man who claims he was abducted by aliens into a UFO.

OK, now I have never seen a UFO, but I have seen aliens. They were not green, but they were talking about a green card. :)

The Hood or LaHood?

It seems osama wants to nominate la hood to his team. I-I t-think The Hood from the Amazing Thunderbirds is a better choice.

Get a horse

During the great depression it was common to see a horse pulling a car because people could not afford gasoline "bennet buggy". Well, if you believe petroleum prices will remain below $50 a barrel I got some Florida swampland cheap. BTW a horse is carbon neutral right, ask osama and ozoneman...

Here are some future 2009 stock picks for you.

BURNie Madoff

BURNie likes to BURN money like a b-biollionair b-bankster. He's a man with a plan - for your money. My favorite CHAIRman of the NASDAQ. Right up there with my favorite governor, guv rod that is.

BTW, where is the 750 billion? OOOPS!

Gov Rod

please be nice to robots

This lady is an angry beach that reminds me of the hildabeast. Remember please be nice to robots.

Be nice to robots.

Hitlery da one

That F18 crash because it was avoiding Hitlery. It almost hit her broomstick. BTW ugly betty is out helping the Hill.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28101285/

Hal Turner

This man does not need a time machine to see the future.