Let's have a beer

Ok so congress wants some say on Wall Street pay. You mean we cant just all get along. I mean billions for banksters, but not a penny for the poor?

racism is alive

Despite news to the contrary, racism is alive and well. Hispanic keep out sign is similar to whites only signs in the 50's.

Hitlery says US will accept nuclear iran

Step right up folks, PT Barnum here. US will accept nuclear arm iran says Hitlery. This news is really something. I feel that we are finally hearing the truth - from Hitlery, no less.

parallel universe, grandfather paradox, & time travel

Michio Kaku explains the grandfather paradox, parallel universes, and time travel. It is a lot of fun. Perhaps on a parallel universe, Hitlery is pres - shudder...

heaven/hell

OK in heaven you have a Japanese wife, your cook is Chinese, reside in a British summer home and live on an American executive salary, but in Hell, however, you have a a British cook, live on a Chinese salary, in a tiny Japanese house, with your typical American wife - as in Hitlery.

politicians are liars, dont listen to them

WAKE UP! Right now our economy and financial systems are on life support, they will start flat lining soon.

Peter Schiff was called pessimistic, but he was right on the money.

ocean sprawl

Add a new word to your lexicon - ocean sprawl. This is what happen when there is too much traffic on our seas. Perhaps we can time travel back to the 1500's and sailing ships. Look on the bright side, no greenhouse gases from sailing ships except from the fearless crew.

Time Travel (humor)

With a time machine we could stop Hitler and Hitlery. By doing time travel to the past. All we need is Steven Gibbs time maCHINE!

WWIII

Kim says he can hit us any time he wants to. OK, guess what, he might not be bluffing.

Addams Family Robot

Here is the Addams Family Robot. Hitlery should audition for the part of WITCH!

California out of money

OK my solution is to use orangeback ten monopoly money. Hey, we can pay people with play money.

winner winner, no chicken dinner

KFC ran out of free chicken dinners after Ophra offered them on her show. I get people can't get enough of the bird. This is no cock and bull story either. KFC ran out of free chickens.