Poem

I have fallen in love with a girl with golden fair
she is so beautiful that magic is in the air
her eyes are blue, her skin is fair.
Agnetha Fältskog

osamacare makes me sick

Are you sick of all this HELLth care talk? I am...

Hey, osamacare is making us all sick with worry.

run like the weird

Potential girlfriend for Hitlery. "Tests reveal that Caster Semenya's testosterone level is 3X that of a normal female." I'm laughing so hard I can fall down. Dude, this runner is a man!

cash for clunkers

Today is the last day for cash for clunkers. Sad to say, but many clunkers are still on the road. Others are slowly rusting away like our economy.

osamacare

Hey folks, osamacare can be bad for your health, yes and wealth too. OK so go to your doctor, the one with the funny accent that use to work inside a 7-11 serving a super slurpee. He voted for osama and loves osamacare. I have a new word for you peeps, it is camzarian. Learn it, and live it - as in life is so camzarian.

oz is boz

Hey bro, osama is spending your money like a drunken sailor on shore leave, cuz our boy oz is printing money green like Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe. Well take a look at zim, once breadbasket of africa, now look what happens to that lil country, complete hyperinflation.

analysis

ANALysis means breaking down a complex topic into it simpler component parts. For example if I tell you that Clark Kent is actually superman wearing a pair of glasses. Well, check out the picture, or that osama is a muslim.