Trouble Typing

I have trouble typing even. For example, TITer instead of twitter, HOT male instead of Hotmail, and booger instead blogger are common. OK some say this is a freudian slip as they say. Like, case in point a husband that want a divorce may type in for his wife Doris - door is.

suze ormon

Friends, suze ormon says american dream is gone. That may very well be the case in america. However, in china it is alive and growing. People need hope they say. Well, we hope so. Truly the problem is politician who keep raising our taxes to pay for more programs. What we need is more freedom and less red tape coming from our gov.

North Korea prepare in war

North Korea is preparing for war now. Skeptics will say that all is fine and I am crazy. Hey, no doubt accuse me on conspiracy. That being said, war is coming. Right now, it is not very far away. I am not here to cause panic. However, we can issue a stern word of warning.

newspaper news

Wish there was better news for you. However, the tablet newspaper is news. The good thing is that these digital newspapers will help us save paper. However, there is some bad news. It will allow more peeping. Yeah, by our gov. If you read the "wrong" stories then you are in trouble as they say. Hey, it does not have to be this way.

no scans

A group demands an end to full body scanners. Well, we can indeed wonder about this group. Perhaps they can talk to a teacher of mine. She told me that super man may have x-ray eyes. However, that only lets him see bones, because you cannot see naked people using x-rays. Hey, guess she was wrong. She was not aware of our new scanners.

MADE in america

Back in the good old days, many things were made in america. Politicians started talking about free trade and how it was good for us. Well, here we are.

Do you believe in fairy tales like they what they told us? I certainly do not agree. Where are the jobs now? Oh yeah, they are gone. Jobs left america. Politicians say that we have to work harder and for less wages. Folks, we were sold down the river.

cowboys and aliens

Cowboys and aliens in a new movie. Hey, this wild west is different from my memory. Han Solo with a six gun even.

Life after the war

Want to see life after the war. They say it could become planet of the apes. Hey, that sounds like something we do not want to see.

Political news

Sadly, most political news is negative to the max. That said, we could use some good news. Well, scientists have found a distant planet orbiting a star in another galaxy even. Hey, we could send some retired politicians there - just kidding now.

emerging new powers

Folks, we do not need a time machine to tell you what is coming. It is not like I go to use an HDR or Hyper Dimensional Resonator to power up. There is no recovery. Politicians are talking double dip depression or recession. People are going to get smashed by the shock waves. This will completely collapse our economy.

virtual books in virtual stockings

Hi friends, virtual books in virtual stockings is the lastest from amazing amazon. That said, I do not have a kindle with me. Wonder how to read this virtual book if there is no power. Speaking of books, got a great title for you. It is honest politicians an extremely thin book if there ever was one.

linx

I love linx, but not the way people use em. They use them to link bush to a miserable failure. Well, he was not the best prez. However, what about nixon.

Poli ticks

Ticks are blood suckers so they can become poli ticks, and fit right in. I mean politicians are not cool enough to be a vampire. In terms of a noisy mosquito they are almost as annoying. However, a tick is the best comparison.

nixonian

Hey, what does nixonian mean. That is a rhetorical question as we already know the answer. Most are familiar with mister I am not a crook nixon. Yeah, he was very nixonian. There people who do not know - OK so in that case. Basically, our term nixonian refers to a very shadowy secretive politician that is corrupt to the core.

news

Here is the news. We now have news beast in a merger. Oh, this is not the same anymore. Will it be a success. Hey, we hope so.

A politicians politician

Tricky dick could teach a used car dealer some of his tricks, but that again he was a pro. Hey, or perhaps a con. Yeah, as in a con man. He was always lying to us. To me he was a scummy use car man.

interesting news

They call it news. OK so that means it must be new. Well, we all want the latest on what is going on. Here is some interesting news. Please focus on strange occurrences. People saw a UFO over DC.

Israel Defense

Israel will activate its missile alert system next year. I am sure this does not bring osama any joy. Hey is so angry. Well, he wanted his arab friends to blow some thing up.

no moon now

Hey, ladies and gents, our Shuttle now longer rises. It is being remove is juss one more sign. Yeah, that our gov is now way in decline.

People no longer talk anymore of lunar stations or going on a rocket trip to the moon. That seems like lunacy now.

Biotech squeeze

Biotech squeeze in our poor economy. This means all sectors suffer in our recession. Yeah, it is on going. Folks, there is no recovery. Sadly, that one is like a mirage. Please do not listen to what politicians promise. My forecast is some more rain.

Bush tax cuts

There is now a Bush tax cuts compromise. It will take both gop and prez. Fact is we need them to stop fighting and craft a solution to our problems soon. Hope this takes place this year. Hey, it will not be easy. People need to find out who won certain close elections even.

HOT air

Folks, an indonesia volcano it shooting our searing clouds of gas. It has more hot air than a politician even. Hey, we thought politicians were the kings of hot air. Actually, some are the queens. Think about hot air nancy. She comes from a state that is crazy. They just now re-elected the moon.

prez sez

Here is what the prez sez. He states that voters are frustrated with our pace of economic recovery. Hey, you mean WREAKcovery? Basically, if you are looking for things to improve. Well, you mean zero pace.

What works

Pheromones work and here is proof for you. Debunkers claim that it is a hoax and they don't need no stinking evidence, because they just know so. I believe my take is that you cannot put perfume on a pig and hope for success.

Political Calculations

Here are some political calculations for you. Basically, I believe that after today the republicans control congress. OK some say this is wonderful news. Perhaps, but I do not think so. Expect even more woe in congress. This time media will blame the reps.