beware of banks

People, beware of banks because they are more powerful than standing armies. Oh yes, you control the world if you control money. Do the math on this one.

surface you say

Microsoft surface figures are in. Disaster is the understatement of the year. Hard to imagine how it could be even worse. Well we can imagine. Ballmer says that everything is fine and his critics are crazy. This can signal the end of a once super company. Oh yes, surface you say. Namely, this is just the surface of a much bigger problem that is growing. Windows 8 is a disaster and people do not want to use it any more.

keystone pipeline

Basically, we can expect higher gas prices. After all, all gore called the keystone pipeline an atrocity and complains about global warming. Certainly, he is producing a lot of hot air. Well, he should get back on his solar power prius. Yeah, and slowly drive away.

Politicians are scary

What can we say. Yeah, the economy is worse. Also, there is no economic recovery. Mostly, that was a mirage. Politicians are scary. Sadly, many remind me of monkeys in a zoo. Like all they want to do is throw some poo.

bath room

Transgendered men must be allowed into woman's bath room now. Well, this scary. Please do ask women. Most do not want to allow men in. Well, former men any way. By the way, there is no bath, inside of the bath room. Yeah, I wonder why this is.

quirky names

What is with all the quirky names. Those are in. Most are short and concise. Long names are out, but you already knew that one. Problems with remembering it seems. Yeah, most older people have problems with their memory. Frankly, they do or they will soon.

Carlos Danger

Have you seen this man. Carlos Danger is his name. He wants to be NYC mayor. Certainly, this is an interesting comment on who we deserve to rule over us. Please tell me that people will see Carlos Danger for who he really is.

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weiner again

Anthony weiner was a congress man. He is running for NYC major. OK says he is staying in race. There are reports of more improper images. Oh yes, it is weiner again. Basically, he admits to sending more pictures of his weiner. It ain't over. Yeah, until we say - game over.

Jimmy Olsen

Jimmy Olsen is a woman now. Character was a moron. He never figured out that Clark Bent was super man. I mean please wake up. What is the difference any way. Pair of glasses and a hat? Feel bad for poor jimmy. Doctor dropped him or her on his or her head when he or she was born - more than once.

Permian Extinction

Permian Extinction was due to extreme global warming. 104 degrees in oceanic temperatures was the warmest ever. Extinction was massive in size. Fact is, we lost over 95% of species. Well, that is what science says.

privacy invasion

Thief can walk into your house, but breaking into your mac is easier. Such is our case. Get ready for privacy invasion. Keep your data safe from bad guys. Most want to steal credit card numbers, passwords, and other information that they can use. Problem is that your system slows down with an anti virus program.

edit wars

Look at the edit wars. People fight over what history say.

sun glasses

Love to use sun glasses now. Hey, it is getting warm. This is a one long on going summer. Please have fun in sun.

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hyperloop

Elon Musk say hyperloop is the future for us. Certainly, transportation needs are massive. Perhaps we can save our universe. Yeah, from too much CO2 that is. This is the guy. He even creates an exciting electric car.

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match box computers

Hey, match box computers are awesome. Oh yes, they are tiny in size. However, their power is max. Getting one is inexpensive. Look at the raspberry pi.

love curves

First desktop monitor that curves. 3D is so awesome. What can we say guys. I just love curves.

whatcha wan?

Hey - whatcha wan? This is my question to you. Please add a comment as an answer.

ban a cow

Gotta ban a cow now. Cattle produce greenhouse gases. Please call all gore. He needs to stop global warming.

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uncle sam

Good old uncle sam. He just loves pigs. They love the great taste of cash, we mean corn. Here it is. Like this cartoon was true in 1933 and is true in 2013 - this should surprise no one. Certainly, the more things change, the more they remain same. Check out what is case now. Oh yes, that was our sorry case many years ago.

honey moon is over

Colleges, the honey moon is over. People are starting to wake up. True, the might be a bit groggy. Still, this is to be expected now. What do we experience. Mostly, a world where all the money is in the hand of the few, and poverty is the lot of the many. Sadly, this new era... It seems like more of same. Oh yes, we did certainly wish it were no so.

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24 karat crazy

Hey, anybody that believe the lies told to them by authority figures is 24 karat crazy. There is more truth in the sales speech of a use car sales man. At least he gives you a car.

men in science

Oh yes, going into outer space. Like we have been working on it some. Still, there are no bases on our moon. Well, scientist say it costs too much money. Yeah, those wonderful men in science. How is it that we have computers all over. Please do wake up.

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TS

TS is max pop now. Sadly, musicians are pop - we are no more.