Tim Tebow

New England Patriots release Tim Tebow just now. Folks, this is truly a sad end to his career. Wish it were not so. He was a great one. Hey, life goes on.

focus on syria

People focus on syria. They are crazy. Assad uses nerve gas. Well, we expect karma to kick in. Yeah, we will see a Wrath of God type event against that evil man. He will get what he deserves soon.

our sun

Folks, our sun is setting on america. Have we ever been more wimpy. Well, we do not think so. FDR declared war on japan. The clowns we have in office right now... Like they would not do anything except wage peace. Bullies respect only power.

top 1%

Got some super news. Basically, american income is growing. However, the top 1% gets most of the money. Rest of us, we get scraps. Sadly, the top 1% wants even more. They are not happy with us getting the rind after they squeeze the last drop out of the lemon that is our universe.

politicians want money

Yo, politicians want money. They say - it is for my campaign. Oh yes, we are so sure. Please do not give em any. Most are real bad men. Well, there are also some women. However, I do not think they are as evil, but I could be very wrong. Always, they increase our TAX some more.

FREE maps

Remember when the gasoline station gave us FREE maps. That was what, a million years ago. Also, they gave us a free car wash with a full tank of gas. They now like dirty cars we guess. Hey, people use gps now. Sadly, even those are going away. Most people use on their cell phone an electronic map. Good luck with that one. Still like the old maps. They are so very expensive. Barnes and Nobles still sell some. Yeah, we like to use a map.

lance arm strong

What am I on. I am on my bike, that's what I'm on. - lance arm strong.

Job skills gap is increasing

Job skills gap is increasing. This is a major issue. Basically, people should be more aware. Look at what skills we require. Also, at what is in demand by major companies. Namely, that could give us an idea of what is now necessary.

WWII vet beaten up

WWII vet beaten up. He was 88 year old man. Well, he is gone. People, this is serious. Wake up. It is time to smell the coffee in a new morning.

new message

Politicians like to shoot the messenger. Especially, when they bring sour news. Well, here is a new message. It is not that people do not have money. It is that the money we have has lost its value and a dollar from 1920's when we used gold, is worth now maybe one penny. Funny our pennies are not made of copper any more. Yeah, you have to sink in zinc.

crap app

OK near 1/3 of apps for black berry come from one developer - yes one.  Aha, just one person. Hey, they are very poor games. Mega Fart is one name. Well, I hear that one is a real gas. Talk about one crap app.

50's were awesome

50's were awesome. Yeah, this was the birth of rock music. People were learning about sputnik and outer space. Best is 50's time travel movies like back to the future or peggy sue can marry. Yeah, those were about travel to that by gone age. Who would want to come now. All we have is max pain.

BEK = vampire?

Strange, the world we are in. BEK or Black Eyed Kids have pale skin like albinos or people that do not get any sun. This fact has made many scientists think that perhaps they are vampires. Well, we do not think so. Data says that a vampire fears garlic and mirrors. Also, that a cross can scare em away. OK so far no reports of a BEK that is afraid of a cross.

UFO

UFO stories are finally seeing some light yo. Hey, listen to our gov. They finally admit that area 51 is real mon. Like that is so awesome.

death of dial up

Back in the 90's AOL was king and Yahoo was queen. Who could have predicted the death of dial up. Frankly, it is upon us. Less than 1% of people use it now. Yeah, this is one strange universe. How can we put this to you. Dial up was quite the sight many years ago.

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money managers

Look at all money managers. They are trying to be part of what is going on. Yeah, most are not seeing what is coming. Wish technology did pick up.

crap apps

Crapple is always creating a new crap app. Plan to see Jobs tomorrow when it comes out, but it is a strange movie. Already got some poor reviews. Yeah, apple was doing great a few years ago. How the mighty have fallen says me. There are just too many crap apps. Frankly, they gotta get with the program. Hey, in more ways an one.

euro zone

OK so euro zone is out of recession now. Still, our situation is grim. Look at jobless in spain. It is still getting worse.

tech sector

Good news is super. Well, tech sector is hiring more women. Perhaps there is a coming recovery. Yeah, we can use one.

you tube

Look out, you tube changes are many. They want to make many more modifications soon. That is not good news. Hard to use as is. What do they want with us any way.

congress is nervous

Listen to me. I tell you. Basically, congress is nervous. There are many reasons. Most workers are seeing inflation in prices. However, not in wages. Expect jumping prices. Also, taxes are gonna ramp up. People, this is no game. Do the math on this one. What good is saving your money. It loses value every year.

CHUD

What does um CHUD mean. It is Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller, but that is a movie. Find it in the horror area. BTW, it is not true saga. Hey, just in case you are wondering on it. Like we did say just in case.

Bullying

Bullying is a problem in our society now. Perhaps they target any one. Still, if you are abnormal or odd, bullies will flock to you like sea gulls to popcorn. Well, this is no max major surprise... It goes with the territory as we say.

Telephone

Telephone is fading away. Land line will be no more.  Yeah, cell phones are the norm. Still, I prefer the old telephone that rings. Well, cell phones play some music. It is always the same song.

World weeps

World weeps. Last of the munchkins is gone. Yeah, we did like to see wizard of oz. Personally, he was kind of like a politician and not a wiz. He was a great show man. Well, there we go.

skillz

Government should make college free for all of us. Hey, gotta get some skillz to pay the billz mon. They would benefit as high pay jobs means more tax revenue. Unemployed could get training for free and find new jobs that pay.

type cast

Actors do not want to be type cast in movies. Yet, they do the same role over and over again. Oh yes, always the same. Well, please do wake up. Most people get the idea that you like this role and are good at it so they come to expect it from you.

airlne meals

Hey, airline meals are up there with hospital food - yes up. It is the opposite of spicy. Bland is in. Well, that is what we say. Reheated foods need a microwave.

Cling gone

Cling gone we say. Well, the original Klingon is gone. He was 91 years. They don't make them that way any more. Klingons look different now.

newpapers going away

It is more than just pulp prices. Transportation also costs us mega money. Yeah, we see newspapers going away. People will still get some news. However, it will not be in the form of paper. Oh yes, those days are gone.

asylum in russia

Edward Snow Den gets asylum in russia. OK so goes the life of the spy. Interesting as Putin is ex KGB, but that should surprise no one. Tell us, what is REALLY going on.