recruiter

Getting a recruiter to hate you. Yo, there are many ways. Here are just a few for you. Try to always complain no matter how good the deal is.

russian economy

Trouble for russian economy. People fear inflation is on increase. Also, there is little going on. Maybe things can get even max worse.

worst college majors

Check out worst college majors. Well, for your career we say. Drop these classes right away. Please do wake up. Otherwise, you may have no career. Oh yes, as in zero.

news

Always more sour news. Yeah, that is what we see. Hey, there we are.

houses grow in size.

Great trends are there for us. For example, houses are growing in size. Actually, some mansions are massive. Costs a lot of money in winter to keep warm. Yeah, and to keep cool in summer.

live longer

Hey, you can live longer if you have a positive view. Time to lift you up. Oh yeah, it is so. Like we say - yes you can.

win nine

There is no win nine. However, there be a windows 10 consumer preview. It is coming out in jan. OK so that is the rumor. Let us hope it is better than 8 and easy to use. Frankly, I like seven.

ATL

ATL, what does it mean. Well, an alternate time line could be different than our own. Certainly, we would see it as strange, but not those in it. Maybe it would broaden our view. That one is very narrow.

town square

Do you like the town square. It feels like a day at the fair, or so it seems. Certainly, our world is a new one. Yeah, that is our message.

orange

Tell it like it is. Yeah, one of my favorite colors is orange. OK so this is the opposite of green. Fire is orange... grass is green.

ending soon

Chinese economic miracles is ending soon. What do we see. It is a new push for more purges. Like people do scare easy. Hey, we do not claim it is so nice.

what is art

Hey, what is art any way. Do we know even. Looks like a painting or so. People will pay money. Maybe there is no art and that is the problem with the term, but we are not so sure.

san disk pause

Dreaded san disk pause is max. Please do not buy cheap SD cards if you are shooting 4K movies. Like you get a few seconds of video and the SD card tops out on you. Best to spend a little more money. I could not get the ultra to work for me. Better luck next time, but we will see. This is turning into a night mare.

short bus

OK so you believe things can improve. Get on a short bus my man. Hey, gold is going DOWN not up. Manipulations are on going. Do you think coincidences can occur. There you go thinking again.

Twitter emoji

Twitter emoji are open source. Friends, this is good news for us. Smiles can brighten up your morning. Yo, here we go. Let us create new web pages. Add in some magic. Sprinkle in many emoji.

russian currency

Trouble for russian currency. Right now investors panic. Like we say, it is scary. People, this is my way. Just what is going on. Be ready and do prepare. Dark days are upon up. Cold war is warm.

Bicycle economy

Bicycle economy is coming. Workers have no money. Expect fuel prices to rise. These will make it hard to use a car. Those will still exist for a few rich, but most will have to use HUMAN power. Oh yes, that will help us move. Future will be gritty or grim. Choice really is yours.

man drops cigar

Just in... man drops cigar... runs over his own HEAD scary.

What a crazy saga. He is alive, but in hospital now.

early snow

Please become more aware. There was a cold snap. Yeah, we got an early snow. Like that should surprise no one. Folks, there is no global warming. Do wake up.

russians are BAD guys

Do you ever notice russians are BAD guys. Well, in the movies any way. Yeah, we could say being an evil villain is a Hollywood curse. Still, the do attack other countries and cause woe. Look at the Ukrainian invasion. Life imitates art as we say.

WiFi at sea

Carnival has WiFi at sea. This can give us a voice. People can send pics. Yeah, in place we can keep on going. WiFi at sea is super.

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snow

Folks, we got an early snow. Chicago is a bit chilly now. Hey, there is no global warming. Sadly, most politicians favor a carbon tax, and do not care. Do not let facts get in your way.

icon mess

What do we got now. It is an icon mess. Just too many apps. Most are quite poor. Yeah, we cannot expect much from 50 cent per hour app programmers. This guy is no pro. Please do wake up. Otherwise this night mare is never over.

China trade

China trade forecast is gritty or grim. Expect a slow down to worsen. The problem is zero recovery. Blame a sluggish global economy. Oh yes, that is some sour news.

science fiction

Life is not like a science fiction movie. It is far worse. What can we say. Today, we have lost our way.

face book sues

Look at who face book sues. This is one litigious company. Right it is piper. Hey, tomorrow is another day - we say.

I phone

I phone software errors are serious. Friends, this should surprise no one. What we have is one poor company. Bugs are rampant yo.

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run

To where shall we run. Look at all the large land masses. They are full of people now. Well, except for Antarctica, but that one will fill up. Hey, not right away. Still, give it time and it too will be full of people who produce so little, but always demand more.

swan in snow

OK so we got a favorite pic. Yeah, this is not one of my own. It is swan in snow. Looks so super. Well, there we are. Ugly duckling grows up. Friends, it is a swan now.

watching the store

Just who is watching the store now. I love old stores that are vintages. However, bugs are scary. Those are not so nice. 

Oh yeah

Liberals want to save the whales, but perhaps we should save cockroaches instead and ban bug spray. Hey, it smells horrible or even worse. Also, it is not good for you. Bug spray is a poison. Like maybe it is a good thing to have global warming. Polar bears are not so nice. Oh yeah, we can agree.

new camera

Here is a new camera created for the instant gram age. That should indeed not scare any one. Like we always hear on a new camera. Most are not that clever or new.

info graphics

Ladies and gents, info graphics are the new rage.
Customers using em are many.
Get one now.

Oh deer

Oh deer we say. A lot of fawn were born in spring. They have grown up. Hope that they can even survive. Friends, a harsh winter is coming. Yeah, as we say - summer is over.

church welcomes gays

Dude, we are not making this one up. Here it is. Oh yes, church welcomes gays. Stunning shift many say. Like wow, we did not see it coming... or did we. Please do remember the mormons. Just when did they welcome non whites any way. Funny how history repeats itself again an again.

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Bad karma

Bad karma in asking for a raise. People peak of sexism. This is a secondary issue. Like we are told to shut up. Also, we have to accept ideas from another civilization that is a lot older than ours. However, those ideas might not be the best for us. Sadly, we cannot be critical or we are accuse in racism. Bro, the truth is that we cannot allow ourselves to lose our freedom of speech or press.

Religion is waning

Religion is waning. That is what people say. A few old ladies in church, but no young persons.

self driving cars

Folks, self driving cars are coming. This can jazz up our game. Customers need to know that this is safe and secure. Hey, I wanna drive my car. Perhaps, we see a world where drivers are not wanted any more. Being a truck driver could be a dead end job very soon.

germs

Antibiotics can no longer stop germs. Yeah, we always knew this sorry day was coming. Sadly, hard times could be soon come upon us. Scientists do not want to spend the long hours that are necessary. Wash your hands we say.

Gold

Gold near a 15 month low, but it should go up soon. In fact, I predict it will rise next year. Expect inflation in increase. Here we go again.

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playing games

People spend a lot of time playing games. What is the effect on our economy. Hey, we would say negative, but we could be wrong. Recreation is important for us. Still, most are a waste of our time and energy.

red car

Always a bit more flashy to own a red car. That is what we are saying. However, owners may see that speeding tickets may increase. Oh well, we only live once.

Ebola in america

Ebola in america. Those words are scary. Here we are. Let us wake up. Please remember that the former head of the secret service now resigns.



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IBM servers

Lenovo buys IBM servers. Friends, this is a scary sign. Losing ground is us. Gov should step up. Critical infrastructure is to important to trade away.

all flash arrays

Do we need all flash arrays. Like those are super fast, but they are expensive. Maybe we can get so more. Cloud is so slow for us. Usually, we expect technology to decrease in price.

college you say

Less people in college now. What is the reason. Hey, it is very expensive. Also, there are no jobs waiting for you. Please add that most companies pay micro wages. OK so college you say. Oh wow, we do not think so. Student loans are a burden that is growing. Sadly, we see less need for higher education in coming year. Most jobs are sent over seas.

sears

Trouble hits sears. Could close more stores this years. Wide spread pain is coming. Like um what do we see. It is more woe. Expect losses to increase. Sadly, we do not see a happy conclusion to this on going saga.

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Modern art

Modern art is a mystery, yes it is. Like we wonder what it means. Perhaps we need to understand more our universe. Oh yes, what a strange place we are in.

clowns

Clowns are creepy scary. Well, there are clowns in California now. Most are the usual version. However, there are reports of them scaring young ones.

Q: How do you take down a circus?
A: Go straight for the juggler.

Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns in a circus?
A: They always tastes funny.

wind mills

Do you like wind mills any. Next year we may see more. Do you need to get an idea of price. Well, they are expensive. Wonder why this is so. All we need is to make them popular and every one will want one.

sputtering engine

Plunge in factory orders for engines. Yeah, we go a sputtering engine in europe. Debunkers claim that everything is fine, but the are wrong.

Lion

Lion down on the job are you. Get to work right away. I should be a boss, as it is the best job there is. All you need is a loud voice. These cats typically sleep 22 hours per day, and it is nice to be a king or queen. Hey, your lunch break is over.

zebra

OK a zebra is like a horse - wilder version. Still, they are quite a sight to see. Often, we can see em prancing in your zoo. Do wonder what a zebra eats - probably grass. Also, they snack on grain.

blogs

Trust me, blogs require energy. Yeah, it takes time to create one. OK so that said, there is a fun factor that we enjoy. Please remember that we must spend hours looking for a topic and then looking for images. Often, finding those is not so easy.

summer is over

Friends, summer is over. Fall is here and winter is near. Do not yearn for an early spring. Like that will be long in coming. Oh yes, we wish it was warm. Bit cold for this season. Hey, that is what we see. Expect to also see an early snow. 

paid or organic

Friends, which is better for you. OK so is it paid or organic. Please, we mean, bloggers want to make some green. That said, it is not so easy. Best strategy is to have multiple streams of revenue.

space

Friends, we gotta tell you. Like it is not enough to get up in the air. Look at the latest, as in Space X is not ready for space. Blast off proves to be a night mare.

pound

British pound gets a POUNDing as it falls seven weeks in a row. Oh yes, we did say seven. OK so much for an economic recovery. Like we do not see one.

macro camera

Yo, we love to use a macro camera. That is so max. Still, there is a draw back as lenses are expensive. Basically, to shoot good photographs we need to use macro.

amazon

Friends, got some sour news. Oh yes, amazon is more expensive. Like we can blame prime. Maybe it is fuel going up. Hey, do we need to pay more. The answer is yes.

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Police

Police in an Ohio wall mart shoot a black man. Like we keep on getting more sour news. Demonstrations are increasing. Where is our prez. What is going on.

race war

Believe it or not, there could be a coming race war. People are tired of excuses. That is what we hear more an more. What we need is action from all of us. Stand together as one.

blood clot

Do you have a blood clot in your leg or arm. Here are some signs. For example, do you have some pain. Bad health cause many worries.

Alien worlds

Alien worlds are many. Question, do they contain like that is similar to us? Certainly, we wish we had an answer. Wonder what is out there on the distant shores of a cosmic ocean.

you tube stars

Oh wow, you tube stars make a lot of money. All for creating some mini movies. Well, get out your camera. It is time to make some.

Hatchette versus amazon

Hatchette versus amazon is war. Like we want lower prices. That said, digital book sellers have too much power. Authors are getting the squeeze.

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Depression

Depression with Parkinson disease is common. Just what do we say. It is a major issue. What we need is a cure.

cage

Life feels like we are in a cage. What we wanna do is soon escape. Too much metal and wire in my way. Do me a favor and let me out of this crazy three ring circus.

Video ads

Video ads are growing. This should indeed surprise no one. People like to see movies. Oh yes, that is what we are seeing.

flirting science

Yo, we are not making this up. Here is flirting science. Let us help the human race. Begin the new games.

red car

I do not like gray cars any. They are so passe. Please gimme a red car. Yeah, what will rev you up. Here the engine roar.

early snow

Great Scott, it is a chilly year. Like there is no summer. Please, we expect an early snow. Just now we compete on value not on price. Check out who provides super service.

maunder minimum

Could we face a new maunder minimum. I do believe so. There is a lot less solar energy. Actually, sun spots are few, and volcanic events are many. That could indeed trigger global cooling lasting many years.

global warming?

Victims always suffer or so it seems. Do you believe in global warming? Like we are in a mini ice age. Temperature is getting colder and not warming up. Get that coat out of the close because you may need it very soon.

journey

If we could only see more. For example, what tomorrow will bring us. HDRnow time reports can help catch the race. Backward we go never. Yeah, our motion is ever forward into uncharted seas. Start your journey now.

tractors are green

Pick ups are red and tractors are green. Well, not always says me. Still, this has been one great year. God, we thank you for our corn crop. It be record breaking even. Oh yes, it is just super max.

old town

Frankly, old town is awesome. Basically, we need to live in a world that is no more. Yeah, old town is full of memories. Those are of what once was. Well, a morning person is a success. Let us all work hard to achieve so we can gain more. Hey, the world does indeed wait for no one.

euro prices

Look at euro prices, They are in a danger zone. Basically, things are getting worse. It is not just europe. What do we see. Hey, there is trouble for the whole global economy.