5G is wow

5G is wow. It allows us to see movies. The problem is my cell phone has a tiny touch screen. Do wish that we had bigger cellular telephones, but they might not fit in my pocket anymore. First world problems are so boring we tell you. Let us all grow wiser.

Reebok will create a shoe that is organic. They call it cotton + corn. Just maybe we can web enable our foot wear. Like in the get smart move... he has a shoe phone, but there we are.

game stop

Bad news rolls in. Wish we had good new. Yeah, game stop is closing 150 stores now. Blame our on going economic crisis. Things just keep on getting max worse. Of course, we see people claim the reason is amazon. Hey, please open your eyes. Malls are closing all over. Unless they change, it is game over.

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cities grow

I am sorry. There is a lot of talk about stores closing down in the cities due to an increasing crime wave. Frankly, we are in an economic crisis. People do not have a lot of green. That explains the malls closing up. Wish it were no so. However, in the real world, we see a lot less interest in buying items unless it is absolutely necessary. Yeah, we still see a lot of people going to the local grocery.

Putin Protests

Putin Protests increase. OK, so thousands are thrown in prison. Fellows, there is no democracy in russia. Elections are a scam.

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Brussels

Brussels still has many scars. There was an attack a year ago. Still, here we are. Life goes on. It has been a pain sore journey.

King of beasts

King of beasts seems happy for some reason. Yet, maybe he want me on a menu. Food that runs away screaming. That is what we are.

spring is near

Just as we fear, spring is near.

pay less shoes

Hey, pay less shoes bankruptcy is near. Sell off in the stock market is scary. Negative numbers are gonna increase. Folks, we are in an economic crisis. Do not trust in congress. Do not buy in.

Netflix

Netflix is using AI to conquer us. Well,, they have a lot of poor movies. It is not just the acting that gets a low score. There are major issues in scenery even. Just what do we see.

I phone

Apple wants to crush small shops that do repairs. Future I phones will only be repaired via our company. What a sad world we are in. Don't they make enough green? Ah yes, they want more.

new cars

Customers wish they had more money. They want to get new cars. Well, that is an interesting way. Maybe good old Bluetooth is not so hot in more ways an one. BTW, headphone batteries explode just now. Hey, do go back to the old ways. Please use headphones that you plug in.

Round up weed killer cause cancer. Do not use round up.

animated GIFs

Customers might not like them any. However, animated GIFs are an industry now. Giphy is one company. Oh yes, we do love anime... animated gif I mean. Like it is a great way... to make some money.

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NYC

NYC is awesome. This city is full of energy. Well, I have not been there in years. Do wonder what is going on now.

retail icon

Please do look at sears. They use to be a retail icon. It will close soon. Fellows, we got many fears, as they have not made money in years. Sadly, for this store the future is very grim. Let us wake up. Embrace if you can... a new morning. Basically, e-commerce is taking over. Ah yes, we can certainly blame amazon.

goat

Have you heard some one say - you get my goat? It is a common expression. Well, we are not exactly sure on what it even means. Do you have a suggestion for us?

court room

This just in. Oh wow, an illegal escapes a court room. Poetic justice I tell you. However, this is an interesting poem.

snap chat

Like, wow, snap chat is 44% up. This should indeed surprise us. It was a great IPO, but wow. Maybe this means thins are getting better in our economy.