paper moon

 Listen to this old song. It is called a paper moon. Frankly, back then people felt that the world around them was a fake illusion as REAL as a mirage. The lyrics describe a paper moon. Also, Peggy Healey, the singer describes a canvas sea.

eggs

 Folks, you have been to the local grocery. Oh wow, eggs are expensive. There are so many reasons.  Economists do blame the bird flu virus. Well, that might be part of our case. Still, look do at the high price of corn. Sadly, all food prices are going up. Chickens eat a lot of corn. Well, we could feed them other grains. That said, we should expect to pay more. Inflation is my answer.

roses

 I love to see roses. Perfume is one reason. Roses are the pinnacle of beauty and awesomeness. They take your breath away. Most people do not understand why they are so important to me. Often, I like to give a girl a dozen roses. Ah yes, this act can convey what we mean. Still, I do not like fake roses. Frankly, those pale pathetic counterfeits are so worrisome.

wow

 OK, so scam bank man fraud does ponder on whether he did anything wrong. Let me see... h-he stole a bunch of money. That does seem an error. All we can say is wow.

blue hair

 People with blue hair as seen as ODD um for some reason. Could be that we are a bit judgemental, but that could just be me. What is your own opinion?

bed bath and beyond

 OK, so bed bath and beyond is moving to the far beyond as we see. Actually, that are not long for our own universe. Hey, it was a boring store, but there we are. Do wish they could have reinvented themselves before the final gong.