The Future

What is osama were president? What laws would that turdban wearing taliBAN pass? How about all women must wear a head covering. Welcome to the dark ages.

Strange Money

Both Brek Girl and oSAMa say they are not going to take money from lobbyists. So I thought. I wonder if we will ever put the face of osama on a dollar bill. Try the ten dollar bill. That one that looks like monopoly money.

oBOMBa ahead in iowa

You heard it here 1st, yep, oBOMBa is winning. He pulled ahead at the last minute. It is time for shrillary to release those pictures where he is wearing a turdban.

osama, where art thou?

I think osama did this!



It looks just like 911...

Planted Questions?

Brek girl says that HELLary has some questions planted in the audience. Evidence is in. Democratic rivals respond to Clinton D-PUNJAB's planted question.

Hellary you didn't, did you?

RATatouille movie for CHEESE addicts

Little Chef rodent Remy from Disney / Pixar movie RATatouille is a heroine addict; he's been hitting the "cheese". The admitted junkie has been mixing black tar and Tylenol PM to create a substance that looks like, you got it, CHHHHHEEESE!

He used to like provolone and gouda, but lately parmesan cheese is his favorite. The local club "RAT TRAP" is a hangout for CHHHEEESE addicts.

In other news, Pakistani army is falling apart with various factions fighting for power, and one nightmare scenario is a complete collapse of the military command structure in Pakistan allowing members of radical Jihadists to have access to sensitive information.

Guess we better talk to osama, or is it oBOMBa?

Hitlery/osama 2008 - a winning team?

They say Warren Buffett has two rules:

1. Never lose money.
2. Never forget rule No. 1.

Well, we will all lose a lot if HO 2008 wins. Get ready for a lot of DOWn days. As for banks, remember the good old 1930's? It was called the GREAT depression. HO yes!

move over Rudy & Pay make way for Hitlery & osama

If Rudy the often divorced prochoice exmayor of NYC can be picked up by Pat, then perhaps Hitlery can make nice with osama. Hey it's not impossible, aw we have seen.