Sunday, November 11, 2007

RATatouille movie for CHEESE addicts

Little Chef rodent Remy from Disney / Pixar movie RATatouille is a heroine addict; he's been hitting the "cheese". The admitted junkie has been mixing black tar and Tylenol PM to create a substance that looks like, you got it, CHHHHHEEESE!

He used to like provolone and gouda, but lately parmesan cheese is his favorite. The local club "RAT TRAP" is a hangout for CHHHEEESE addicts.

In other news, Pakistani army is falling apart with various factions fighting for power, and one nightmare scenario is a complete collapse of the military command structure in Pakistan allowing members of radical Jihadists to have access to sensitive information.

Guess we better talk to osama, or is it oBOMBa?

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