Friday, December 31, 2010

economy


Folks, our economy is right in the garbage can. Politicians say that everything is fine and prosperity is just around the corner. I do not believe it anymore. Well, not that I ever did believe those use car sales men. We are witnessing the fall of the american empire now. Sadly our poor economy reminds me of the roman empire. Basically, a few rich czars and a lot of poor. Do not believe forecasts that are rosy. Things are getting worse.

Early this year HDRKID predicted that we would go over three dollars a gallon for gasoline at the end of the year. Well, today is the last day and here we are. It was a max major keystone predictions forecast that has come. Expect in the new year more woe. There will be less wages. Yeah, and taxes are going to increase. People will see inflation in food and energy.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

warning


Here is my warning. Stay away from politicians and those who sell used cars. Yeah, I did say stay away. They make lots of promises. However, they do not intent to keep even one.

Please listen to me. There are many SCORCH regions. Fact is you do not want to get burned by one. Like we all want a sun tan, but not a burn area.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

new year

Friends, I am getting ready for the new year. Hope it is better than the old one. A smaker is targetting the time monks - clif high and geroge ure. This is not good news.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Sales are poor

Christmas is now over. Sales were so poor. Retailers want to blame snow. Friends, let me tell you. Let's face facts, snow at this time of the year is common. This sound to me like a poor excuse.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

net sat

Folks, the net sat is getting ready to launch now. It is a big event this year. OK so on net neutrality we are not so sure. Hey, new super sats are the future as far as we can see.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

creation museum

Here is the creation museum. Kids playing we Trex is max. Dinosaurs as pets is an interesting idea for me. I wonder about the men of science.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Net Neutrality

Net Neutrality is a promise. Well, I do not trust big gov. Fact is, big biz will probably get what it wants and more. Here are ten top tech trends for you. As usual, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

Friday, December 17, 2010

no more war

Let's face some hard facts, it is only generals and seven year old boys like war. The rest of us know that war is only going to bring us destruction and misery. While, I can understand a silly little boy playing cowboy and letting out a war cry. Sadly, I expect more from a common grown man. Especially one that is constantly barking out orders and expects his people to reply - yes sir.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

metalize

The time to put some metal in your diet is now. Folks, paper is so passé. What we need to move on. Hey, we saw silver go from $15/oz to $30 this year. It is time to buy more than one ounce.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Twitter

Twitter is for the birds they say. Well, I do a tweet enjoy. However, there is too much monitoring of me messages.

AP gone

AP goes bankrupt now. This is major news. Fact is AP was once americas biggest grocery. It has been around for 151 years. We are talking about a major company. How can you close a grocery. This is suppose to survive a recession. I mean people still need to eat now. Well, except we are not in a recession. Folks, this is a depression and people are cutting back on food to save money. Please wake up.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Tax compromise

They call it a tax compromise. Well, dems are against it and so are reps. They are many in DC playing p-politics at the end of this year. For many unemployed the end is near.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

high speed rail

California get big bux for high speed rail now. Hey, you can accuse me of having a one track mind as they say. However, this is no train in vain. I see a bright future for rail is coming.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

no global warming

Folks, there is no global warming. In fact, Florida is freezing now. Yeah, it has super cold temperatures that make me worry. Sad about those freezing winter veggies. Wish things were more warm.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Debt crisis


Stocks slump as debt crisis goes on. Yeah, there is no economic surge. We keep sinking deeper into the mire. DC says that all is well, but hell there are no jobs and no money. Quantitative easing only makes worse our currency crisis. People need to wake up. This american dream has turned into a night mare max scary.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

say again


Ahoy mates, europe is now sinking on weight of a sovereign euro crisis. OK so across the pond, america is sinking on an anemic economy. People worry on getting food because they have no money. This does not look good to us. However, politicians say that everything is fine and we are in a major recovery now - say again. Fact is, there is no recovery.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

zionism owns congress


Helen Thomas says zionism owns congress. Well, that is not so. People need to wake up. Most americans do not want a ground zero mosque. This is an example that arabs have a lot of power. That said, there are those who want to reward those who want to scare us.

Friday, December 3, 2010

gov comp


Government motors meet government computers as a new company ipo. Hey, this is a great company. They get from out gov 98% of their money. What can we say. People love our gov. It really pay to be rich - yes pays.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Batman and Robin


Putin does not like being called Batman and that is funny to the max. I mean bat man is the good guy. This ex KGB putz in is like lex luthor or worse. Fact is he should be happy to be compare to the dark knight, but what can we say. Hey, it is not a fair comparison. I mean to the bat man.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Christmas Decorations

I have noticed more Christmas decorations this year. It is a very festive holiday season. Pretty icicle lights are everywhere now. Not sure what this can mean.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Trouble Typing

I have trouble typing even. For example, TITer instead of twitter, HOT male instead of Hotmail, and booger instead blogger are common. OK some say this is a freudian slip as they say. Like, case in point a husband that want a divorce may type in for his wife Doris - door is.

Monday, November 29, 2010

suze ormon

Friends, suze ormon says american dream is gone. That may very well be the case in america. However, in china it is alive and growing. People need hope they say. Well, we hope so. Truly the problem is politician who keep raising our taxes to pay for more programs. What we need is more freedom and less red tape coming from our gov.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

North Korea prepare in war

North Korea is preparing for war now. Skeptics will say that all is fine and I am crazy. Hey, no doubt accuse me on conspiracy. That being said, war is coming. Right now, it is not very far away. I am not here to cause panic. However, we can issue a stern word of warning.

Friday, November 26, 2010

newspaper news


Wish there was better news for you. However, the tablet newspaper is news. The good thing is that these digital newspapers will help us save paper. However, there is some bad news. It will allow more peeping. Yeah, by our gov. If you read the "wrong" stories then you are in trouble as they say. Hey, it does not have to be this way.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

no scans

A group demands an end to full body scanners. Well, we can indeed wonder about this group. Perhaps they can talk to a teacher of mine. She told me that super man may have x-ray eyes. However, that only lets him see bones, because you cannot see naked people using x-rays. Hey, guess she was wrong. She was not aware of our new scanners.

MADE in america

Back in the good old days, many things were made in america. Politicians started talking about free trade and how it was good for us. Well, here we are.

Do you believe in fairy tales like they what they told us? I certainly do not agree. Where are the jobs now? Oh yeah, they are gone. Jobs left america. Politicians say that we have to work harder and for less wages. Folks, we were sold down the river.

Monday, November 22, 2010

cowboys and aliens

Cowboys and aliens in a new movie. Hey, this wild west is different from my memory. Han Solo with a six gun even.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Life after the war

Want to see life after the war. They say it could become planet of the apes. Hey, that sounds like something we do not want to see.

Political news


Sadly, most political news is negative to the max. That said, we could use some good news. Well, scientists have found a distant planet orbiting a star in another galaxy even. Hey, we could send some retired politicians there - just kidding now.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

emerging new powers

Folks, we do not need a time machine to tell you what is coming. It is not like I go to use an HDR or Hyper Dimensional Resonator to power up. There is no recovery. Politicians are talking double dip depression or recession. People are going to get smashed by the shock waves. This will completely collapse our economy.


Friday, November 19, 2010

virtual books in virtual stockings


Hi friends, virtual books in virtual stockings is the lastest from amazing amazon. That said, I do not have a kindle with me. Wonder how to read this virtual book if there is no power. Speaking of books, got a great title for you. It is honest politicians an extremely thin book if there ever was one.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

linx


I love linx, but not the way people use em. They use them to link bush to a miserable failure. Well, he was not the best prez. However, what about nixon.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Poli ticks

Ticks are blood suckers so they can become poli ticks, and fit right in. I mean politicians are not cool enough to be a vampire. In terms of a noisy mosquito they are almost as annoying. However, a tick is the best comparison.

Monday, November 15, 2010

nixonian


Hey, what does nixonian mean. That is a rhetorical question as we already know the answer. Most are familiar with mister I am not a crook nixon. Yeah, he was very nixonian. There people who do not know - OK so in that case. Basically, our term nixonian refers to a very shadowy secretive politician that is corrupt to the core.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

news

Here is the news. We now have news beast in a merger. Oh, this is not the same anymore. Will it be a success. Hey, we hope so.

Friday, November 12, 2010

A politicians politician

Tricky dick could teach a used car dealer some of his tricks, but that again he was a pro. Hey, or perhaps a con. Yeah, as in a con man. He was always lying to us. To me he was a scummy use car man.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

interesting news

They call it news. OK so that means it must be new. Well, we all want the latest on what is going on. Here is some interesting news. Please focus on strange occurrences. People saw a UFO over DC.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Israel Defense

Israel will activate its missile alert system next year. I am sure this does not bring osama any joy. Hey is so angry. Well, he wanted his arab friends to blow some thing up.

Monday, November 8, 2010

no moon now


Hey, ladies and gents, our Shuttle now longer rises. It is being remove is juss one more sign. Yeah, that our gov is now way in decline.

People no longer talk anymore of lunar stations or going on a rocket trip to the moon. That seems like lunacy now.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Biotech squeeze


Biotech squeeze in our poor economy. This means all sectors suffer in our recession. Yeah, it is on going. Folks, there is no recovery. Sadly, that one is like a mirage. Please do not listen to what politicians promise. My forecast is some more rain.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Bush tax cuts

There is now a Bush tax cuts compromise. It will take both gop and prez. Fact is we need them to stop fighting and craft a solution to our problems soon. Hope this takes place this year. Hey, it will not be easy. People need to find out who won certain close elections even.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

HOT air


Folks, an indonesia volcano it shooting our searing clouds of gas. It has more hot air than a politician even. Hey, we thought politicians were the kings of hot air. Actually, some are the queens. Think about hot air nancy. She comes from a state that is crazy. They just now re-elected the moon.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

prez sez


Here is what the prez sez. He states that voters are frustrated with our pace of economic recovery. Hey, you mean WREAKcovery? Basically, if you are looking for things to improve. Well, you mean zero pace.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

What works

Pheromones work and here is proof for you. Debunkers claim that it is a hoax and they don't need no stinking evidence, because they just know so. I believe my take is that you cannot put perfume on a pig and hope for success.

Political Calculations


Here are some political calculations for you. Basically, I believe that after today the republicans control congress. OK some say this is wonderful news. Perhaps, but I do not think so. Expect even more woe in congress. This time media will blame the reps.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

economic recovery


There say we got a sluggish economic recovery. Hey, I am sorry. Basically, we cannot agree. Well, you see. Problem is that there is no recovery. Politicians need to wake up. There are no jobs out there for hard working americans. Wish there was an economic recovery - yes.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Flower power

What ever did happen to the hippies and flower power. It just is not the same with the greens. They drive a prius car. However, where are the songs? I feel that most people do not like the future, but the past was not as wonderful as we imagine.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

racism

I think that you wake up. Well, you hear a lib say that a bumper sticker that says "deport all illegals" is racism. Hey, say again. It is like when was it OK to break all our laws and sneak in?

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

iranian army

Hey, is the iranian army running botnets you say. That is so no way. I mean taking hostages is one thing, but this is so serious. Fact is our gov should be more aware. Evidence is iranian cyber army is in cahoots with organize crime.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Vote


Please vote now. Let your voice ring. We want to hear your voice. Don't matter if you are a dem or a rep. People need to hear you.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Flying saucer


Has an of you seen a flying saucer. Yeah, like the one jimmy carter saw. Here is the HDRKID UFO and folks, it is no hoax as they say. This is the real deal or REEL it is. Flying saucer or UFO what is the difference anyway.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Hulu Plus?


Hulu Plus is cutting its price. Well, that is nice. It used to be $9.95 and will be $4.95 soon. Hope this new Hulu takes off now. Cable bills are typically approx $80/mo and rising. Politician did nothing to keep cable bills low and I mean zero.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Don't Vote?

People fought hard for the vote, but here is an organization that has "Don't Vote" as their message. We had hoped for a change, but not this one. Wonder what George Washington would say. Here is hoping for a better future for you.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Propaganda is evil?


Politicians say propaganda is evil and try to get us to accept our enemies. OK so this seems like a nice way. Today when we see WWII posters we cringe. They are full of racism. Still, they did help us. We won the war.

Monday, October 18, 2010

NYC supresses military vote

This should shock you. New York suppresses military vote now. This is how things work in the real world where we learn the truth of what is going on. Sadly, few are talking about a block the vote trick by politician that want to hang on to power.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Big Daddy

Big daddy despot Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe took land from white farmers and gave it his croonies. This is racism. It just happens to be against people who are part european. As a result, how are things in zim. Well, the economy is in ruins. Frankly, mug reminds me of osama.

Friday, October 15, 2010

China trade gap increases


Friends, how can we have any jobs if every single thing at china mart says MADE IN CHINA. Hey, guess what always low prices. That means, always low wages. It would be better if we made stuff here and had jobs, even if we had to pay more. Yeah, even at twice the price. However, our China trade gap increases. It seems every day another factory closes and moves overseas.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Libre e-reader

Here is something for you to enjoy. The libre e-reader is new. It is only $99 now. People should of the Libre e-reader become aware. I wish people would explore other options and entertain other opinions.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

no recovery


Folks, there is no recovery. This recession is on going. Politicians say that things are fine because they want to get re-elected, but we are not blind anymore. Fact is that we can see. Things are getting far worse.

meg

Californians feel nostalgia for jerry. However, times are chain-ging as they say. Future is for meg. The meg/jerry debate was naff and then some. People, things are getting worse. Time for all of us to start to worry. This is getting scary.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

couples split

Lots of couples are splitting now. For example david arquette and courtney cox. That one could have been a mile away. Speaking of captain obvious, here is another one for you. Don't like gossip, but here is another from gossip cop. Christina aguilera and jordan brat are splitting up. What is your guess? I see a strange future for us. Hey, nothing lasts anymore. It is like those cheap toys from china that break inside the box before you take them out even.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

politics of foreclosure


Politics of foreclosure are because we have no housing market recovery. Facts are clear to us. Houses in foreclosure continue to lose value as people lose jobs and things worsen. Politicians claim the everything is roses. Well, they will wake up. Yeah, in nov.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Chill in the air.


Democrats are not doing well anymore. Too many taxes and too few jobs are the reason. Hey, there is a chill in the air. Folks, a cold harsh winter is coming. Yeah, our summer season is over.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Hiltery/osama in 2012


They say a terrible catastrophe will take place in 2012. It near did happen in 2008. Hey, it could be so. There is now talk of Hillery and osama in 2012. OK so is this real of a fright mare. Halloween is just around the corner. Will he replace BADen -that is BAD news.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Fright mare vision

Here is a fright mare vision. It is what is in store for us. Look at this movie. Folks, it is very scary.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Rick Sanchez fired


CNN fired Rick Sanchez for claiming they are bigots full of racism. Oh my, this Rick Sanchez firing is interesting to me. Hey, guess they really are full of racism. OK so what happens now? Actually, I am not sure. Perhaps Rick Sanchez can sue.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Rahmbo gone

Rahmbo is not in the house, he be gone. This is interesting as the rats are leaving the sinking ship now. Hey, but Rambo, that guy has some power.

Monday, September 27, 2010

new currency

Folks, we expect a new currency. This is a new way. Perhaps, we will one day have some new faces on our money. Hey, this may come as a surprise. Park your snark, but this is very scary.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

ozama

Here what can we say on ozama. Well, ozama has the intelligence of a parrot. "Bawk! Print money! Print money!" It is amazing. Yeah, that he can read even. Get off your teleprompter and talk to us.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Wizard of ozama

Folks, don't like big biz our wiz. Fact is ozama has no vision. People are getting fed up. Yeah, and I am not talking about the dollar menu. Things are getting much worser. Perhaps the wizard of ozama can work some magic.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

run away

Democratic candidates say not to President O'Carter they want to run away. Well, for many this nov is gonna seem game over. I tell you. Yeah, voters are angry. Taxes are going up. What is going down is wages.

school spelling error

Hey, this sounds like a joke the school spelling error. Here are our tax dollars at work now. South Bend, BTW is in NORTHERN indiana you see. Interesting, I would say yes.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

gold glitters

People are stating yo wake up. However, not politicians as they say recession is over. Well, I am sorry. Time to buy gold is now. It will go up. Get your ducks in a row.

Monday, September 20, 2010

recession is over?

Wake me up. Hey, is the fright mare over? Politicians say the recession is over. Well, that is not what we are gonna see. Basically, things are getting worse. The so called recovery is a mirage.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Used Car Salesmen

Politicians remind me of guys that sell used cars. This is so. However, we ask why, and here is the answer. Liars always sell you a lemon, but you have to pay up.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Color power


Blue and red are the most powerful colors on the web now. I wonder why kindle is gray. This is a good question for amazon. Perhaps they have an answer.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

What does the future look like?

Please remember, listen to the wizard of ozama. He will help you. Also, he is your friend and those who do not like him are full of racism.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Rude awakening


Stock market investors are asleep at the wheel, but not for long says me. For they are about to wake up. It shall be a rude awakening soon. Sadly, the wheels are popping off the global economy. Looks like a train wreak is coming. The bridge is out and we are about to take a plunge into the river. It is going to be brutal and then some. People need to realize to prepare is necessary. Time to get your ducks in a row. OK say hello to economic WREAKcovery.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Hyperinflation is coming


Do not believe the hype on deflation because you need to look at grocery prices. Hey, are those going down or up? The thing that is going down is wages. Well, this is because we are force to compete with Chinese labor in the new era. Ask politicians about hyperinflation and you get more excuses. Bread price going up due to a poor harvest in russia. Yeah right, what about clothes price going up? Politicians say the floods in Pakistan cause a cotton shortage - really, not making up this one. Hyperinflation is coming.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Red Bird


What can I say on joaquin. Basically, it is joaquin it is sad you are no longer with us. They say that the phoenix is reborn from the ashes to rise anew. Hey, we certainly hope so.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Burning Books


There is a man who likes burning books as in quran. Terry Jones is his name. Afraid, I will have to break godins law now. There is a famous, or shall I say infamous historical figure that also liked to burn books (by jews). Hitler was his name. It has a long history that intolerance behaves with destructive acts and the fruits of evil are both bitter and sour.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Terry Jones

I have yet to find a politician that likes terry jones. Hey, if you are one. Well, please speak up. That or as they say - hold your peace. Well, terry jones does not like peace. It seems he is trying to start a new holy war.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

are we in an alternate timeline?


Brothers, a question for you - are we in an alternate timeline? I can often detect ripples in the time wave. Perhaps that is evidence of a temporal discontinuity that shall occur.

Professor Phate speaks of a timeline where germany won. There is less technology and the british empire signs a peace treaty with axis powers. There is however the issue of japan. It is growing. Dark clouds are slowly gathering for america.

Much learning comes from Professor Phate the scholar most sage. He is in fact to much knowledge about temporal technology privy. Perhaps a fountain of wisdom for the wise.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

been there got the t-shirt


Hey, guess what CarlosX came out with a T-shirt for Steven Gibbs HDR. This is no joke, it is real and he has em now.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Tanner wants a treat

Tanner, the dog who recycles food. Hey, Tanner wants a treat.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Rhodium

Rhodium is 100X more rare than gold even. It is so rare that only seven tons were mine last year. Yeah, I did say seven. It is the opposite of common. Of all the precious metals it is the most precious. Fact is Rhodium sold for $10,000/oz last year. I am planning to buy some Rhodium coins.

Monday, August 23, 2010

terrible year

This has been a terrible year. Sadly, our gov keep talking about a recovery. Well, we do not see one. In fact, what we see is more pain. OK, this year taxes are going up. Yeah, not just for the rich, unless you call as "rich" people that can keep the lights on. For the rest of us it is lights out and game over.

Things are getting down right scary. Unemployment is going up. What is going down is wages.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Black swan


Most of us are not aware. We do not see the black swan. That is until it is too late for us. However, what is a black swan? Well, I am not talking about the Natalie Portman movie. This is a bird of a different color shall we say. A black swan event is something we could not fore see. It takes us by surprise. There lies the danger for us. After all, we cannot prepare - for what we cannot see.

Monday, August 16, 2010

star wars

Got some good news for you. Star wars is coming to blue ray. Hey, so don't be feeling blue on me. This is great, but I hope they could re shoot star wars episode one. I mean with out dennis the menace.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

wheat prices rise

Politician can try to blame you. However, they should have figures that this day would come. Well, they say there is no wheat shortage, but prices will rise.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Jobs scarce

Foreclosures hit a record and jobs are scarce. Fact is very few jobs are being created now. Skeptics claim we are in recovery. Well, that is not what we see.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

phone no

Back in 2005 there were many dead zones. Well, there has been an expansion now. Well, you see, executives are always cutting costs and out sourcing and down sizing. They got rid of a lot of towers to save money.

The dead zones were already numerous. Well, now they are more so. Ask an executive what is going on. OK, so here is the answer. Hey, look, I'm very busy right now - excuse me.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Duct Tape

Yeah, Billy Bob says you can fix most any problem with duct tape, but this is funny and then some. Look at this mini movie. Duct Tape can save an iPHONE for you. If only it could fix the oil leak for us.

Monday, June 21, 2010

nero fiddles in rome

Here there is a fire in rome. Where is nero? He is fiddling watching the smoke rise.

Monday, June 7, 2010

congress man

There are those who live to say all is fine, when the truth is that things are getting worse. Notice that most laws always changing in their favor and if you complain then you are asked to go away. This is standard operating procedure and it will only become more so. My best comparison of congress and you is that of a crack dealer and a junkie in that the roads keep getting worse and the taxes keep going up.

Friday, May 28, 2010

recovery is a mirage


By now many of you have figured out that the recession is real, and the recovery is a mirage. What will follow is an epic crime wave. OK so get ready because it is time to prepare. Politicians will try to blame you for the crime wave. Expect more rules from the rancid repressive regime.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

osamaHOOD

Robin Hood says rob the rich to feed the poor. Well, osamaHOOD wants to rob the needy to feed the greedy banksters and execs.

Friday, May 7, 2010

wanna job?


I have the perfect solution - time travel to the 1950's. There were plenty of jobs back then and housing was not expensive. In fact, even unskilled burger flipper could afford a new car. Well, I do suggest you take a book on 50s slang phrases and words used in the 50's, with you. The only problem is the music. Hope you like the early rock "ELVIS" era.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Time Traveller caught on camera?

There is a potential time traveller in a photo found in a museum. Judge for yourself if the photograph is real, but is does look like he is a bit out of place to me. Perhaps he should invest in period clothes and get rid of his iphone - oooops...

Thursday, April 29, 2010

no recovery


What are they smoking in DC anyway? There is no recovery and recession worsens. The property market, used to employe a very large amount of workers, but it is totally frozen now. In fact, there was zero houses in construction now. Yeah, as in no new homes built around here this year. Sadly there is no recovery and things are very bad in this area. Folks, our future is dim and grim.

Friday, March 26, 2010

mental hellth care

I wonder if osamacare will cover mental hellth care. There is a korea man who his mattress did marry. I think that the real tragedy is a good looking pillow case "dakimakura" had to marry some ugly fat guy. OK imagine if you had to sleep every night with that whale, then again, perhaps it is best not to imagine.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

HELLth care for you

The question is - what is the master plan from osama? Basically, it is euthaNAZIa for disabled children which is now taking place in russia. This plan was quite popular in nazi germany. They wanted to get rid on imperfect nonaryan persons.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Have you seen these creatures?

They are {congressmanus corruptus, nastysaurus newyorkus, paedoternalistic priestus}. Not extinct, but in fact quite common.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Free press


Liberty, without it, slaves we are. I believe we need a free press. Actually, our papers are own by a few megacorps. Big biz runs us. What we need is an independent free press.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Is it snowing?

According to politicians there is a reason for our poor economy - snow. Folks, you can't make this stuff up. I mean blaming unemployment on snow. What next can be expect for the summer? What will be their excuse. Perhaps a heat wave.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

JK Rowling accuse of plagiarism

JK Rowling is accused of committing plagiarism. This is so sad that some loser wants to accuse someone of stealing his work.

What about my novel, which I wrote as JK HOWLing "Harry Rotten, and the Philosophers who got stoned" It is about the life of prince harry and his father dumbo the elephant.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

oil and snow don't mix

All this cold weather mean, um well high heating bills and higher oil prices. OK we are already feeling a pinch at the pump. What ever happened to global warming? It sure feels a bit chilly even with my coat on.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Global warming?

It more like global cooling with all this snow. There is now an igloo for al bore - his new home is a futuristic dome. I could use some global warming right bout now. If it keeps snowing we will have a new ice age.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

exeCUTEives

Why is it that women like rich exeCUTEive? Also, men in power, like senators and reps. I once got on an elevator filled with execs. They were talking about making cuts, by DOWNsizing and OUTsourcing. Well, I cut one. There was silence now. I asked, "What's the matter exeCUTEives, my rotten fart is not putrid enough for you?" They ran out and into the conference room. I guess my farts are not rotten enough for the exec nose.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

What can Brown do fo' you?

Well Scott Brown is now the rep answer to Al Frankenstein. I mean the dems are calling a code brown because they took a dump in the trousers. I mean losing the seat of Terrible Ted. That said, I want to celebrate with my very own Dick Tracy Watch Phone.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Another universe

There is a book by By Fred Alan Wolf called "Parallel universes: the search for other worlds" and it is quite a read. He says a black hole creates a passage to another universe.

I wish there was another universe without corrupt congressmen. A parallel earth where these overpaid used car sales men they do not exist. Well, it has a name - Gadianton Canyon.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

cyberbeggers

Beggers cannot be choosers, but many do beg for money. Sadly, with our recession there are few jobs, but many are force to ask for help from us.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

2012

Will the wonderful wizard of ozama be elected in 2012? Well, here is my prediction - no.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

throwing money away


Please politicians keep giving billions to the banksters. I love how you give out all kinds of money. Yes, to bankrupt banksters, but not one penny for our poor.