exeCUTEives

Why is it that women like rich exeCUTEive? Also, men in power, like senators and reps. I once got on an elevator filled with execs. They were talking about making cuts, by DOWNsizing and OUTsourcing. Well, I cut one. There was silence now. I asked, "What's the matter exeCUTEives, my rotten fart is not putrid enough for you?" They ran out and into the conference room. I guess my farts are not rotten enough for the exec nose.