A million year old tooth found in Spain

The caveman might have been oSAMa. Think about it. He is kinda like a CAVEman. Well, maybe it was his tooth.

Iphoney?

Is the Iphone a hoax? Today is June 29, 2007. This video was taken in front of the AT&T / Cingular store at 4PM on June 29, 2007.

Imagine a movie premier and nobody shows up!

oSAMa gets an iPHONE?

Hey's been spending too much time in that cave, time to update his clothes. Yeah, get rid of that dusty old turdban and put a fresh new turdban on his head. He has got to accesorize get a brand new iphoney that is just as phoney as he is.

oSAMa, aka Sammy the Snakeoil Salesman needs to get with it, and "keep it real" this new iphoney is pretty freakin' amazing. So unless you have been hanging out in a cave, get one! :)

Brek Girl's makes money off Ann Coulter

It seems that shampoo lovin' brek girl is making money off ann, and she wants ann to stop the attacks.

Grow up!

You never had a change billary will win the nomination. You can go back to sueing doctors and talking to embyos. BTW You now have less than 10% of the vote, even oSAMa has more than that and he lives in a cave.

Politician in action

See the Brek Girl combing her hair!

tie-less twerp

Our boy osama is back in tie-less mode. It seems he prefers to wear a turdban. The tie is a symbol of western decay, not compatible with the militant mental midget.

I mean have you ever heard the term "tie wearing terrorist?" No, was a silly thought. I have heard "turdban wearing terrorist" though.

Today he was his usual tie less self, talking against america.

ten thousand flock to hear osama preach

It took place in a church, but I think a mosque is more appropriate, and he should wear a turban.

This year I am writing my book "911 reasons to NOT vote for osama" (HUMOR)

Trouble in the henhouse

Kuku Chicken Nich wants to impeach both cheney and bush.

Brek Girls Problem

With osama surging in the polls and the machine politicians throwing their considerable weight behind billary things look mighty bleak for the brek girl.

Her cause is the poor. She was poor once and still remembers having to buy cheap shampoo. Talk about bad hair days.

She was concerned about the plight of the poor from her multimillion mansion and might even donate some free shampoo.

oSAMMYa where be ya?

There is a game "Where is osama?" It is based on "Where is Waldo?" But my question is where is that masked man.

He may be in DC for all we know.

Who was that masked candidate?

Is osama the classic Mohammedan Candidate? Can we be sure that the former practisioner of the moslem faith will not sure his true colors?

Can a man who once attended a Saudi run Madrassa where fundamentalism is taught be a good prez? So many questions. (HUMOR)

Billary dress for success

Our girl billary is out getting the vote. It saeeems she is going after the pagan crowd. In fact, osama put on his turban, and brek girl starting giving our samples of shampoo.

(HUMOR)

2 much drama 4 osamarama

Some bad news for osamarama it seems that Al Bore is thinking of joining the race. Yes Ozoneman that super zero that constantly talks about global warming is ready to throw his hat in the ring of our little rodeo.

With ozoneman in the race, osamarama does not stand a chance. All the Xtreem libs that like to hug trees will vote for o3man We call him that because ozone is O3 - three oxygen atoms banded together.

As it is now, billiary is the front runner, coming up fast is o3man at position two, closing in on position three is the brek girl, or is that shrek girl? And finally far far away fighting for position four are osamarama and kuku chicken nich.

Things are very grim for the muslim candidate with the phunny name.

JFK vs osama

After listening to a JFK speech "We do the hard things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard"

Then osama gave his speech "I like easy girls, when I am hard."

(humor)

Time Machine

(Humor)

Now, many of you want to know the real ossie, that be osama's new nickname. Let's step into my here time machine, the destination is 1980 Chicago - my town. Well lookeee here, there be a big bright car, a purple caddy, deluxe edition. The licence plate says "Bad Motha" and inside is some disco music. This pimpmobile be tricked out to the max, it's even got crystal chandeliers inside. My My, inside is a pimp smoking a crack pipe, this junkie is our man ossie. He got himself new platform shoes, stylin' profilin', a hat wid a long feather in it, plus a mighty big 'fro and on each side a blonde ho. I think one of them ho iz pregnant. Ossie, use gonna be a fatha!

Osama Nightmare

Our boy osama was tellin' me 'bout a dream he had, more like a nightmare really.

"Any blondes in the dream" I asked. "yes" said the sheepish osama. Tell me that dream.

"Yo bro it was awful. I had on this here pant and I could not find the zipper. So I has to rip 'em off. datz when they found out."

"Huh? found out what?" I ask.

"That I got a small dick."

Oh the blondes must have been heart broken when that happened.

Oncle oSAMa

Oncle oSAMa should change his name to SAMMY so he can appeal to more voters. Perhaps Sammy the Snakeoil Salesman. He wants to reform health care. Billary tried that back when SHE was president.

He wants to use the Canadian model eh? Ever talk to a Canadian? Maybe ask them about their "wonderful" health care that makes thier taxes so high. I did. My brotha man to the north told me that you have to wait six mo fo' an operation, by that time u b dead. INgenius.

(HUMOR)

osamarama

Seems that ophra is going to charter a skinny silver rocket to the moon. It's a quick way to loose weight. You weigh on 1/6 as much on the moon.

For example a woman that weighs 600 pounds like ophra would weigh only 100 pounds on the moon. Say hi to Ingiknot and Err!

Today ophra is very happy, osamarama pulled ahead in the polls (that must hurt). He is ahead of billary and breck girl. Let's give a big round of applause to osamarama the most militant man on earth.

This manchurian candidate is a chameleon who pretends to be Christian but went to a madrassa (tearist training camp). When osamarama sees a fellow fundamentalist he slaps on a turdban faster than you can say BOO.

Barak osama

It seems that Barak has passed Billary in the polls. Imagine that Dirty Barry duh next prez. Oh yes, liberals do not like to call him oSAMa, took American I guess, like Uncle oSAMa, they prefer to call him oBOMBa. He dah BOM!

Personally I would like to board a plane wearing a turnan and when they ask me my name say - Hussein oBOMBERa. Me thinks that security would detain me. What about a man named GUNser? Or a woman named Bebe? She thinks she's a hotshot, but personally I think she's a woman of low caliber.

Getting back to Crazy Barry. a muslim with a funny name that sounds a lot like oSAMa, but it is really oBOMBa. Perhaps he can change his name to Obi, as in Obi one Kenobi. May the force be with you not after you.

(PARODY)

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Getting 50mpg in your car

Here are techniques to get 50mpg in a regular car.

I can add a few.

A) Change your air filter.
B) New spark plugs
C) High mpg tires
D) Lower vehicle height to reduce drag
E) High Octane Fuel

My miles per gallon doubled when using expensive premium. Do the test in your car. To boost octane you can add ethanol or E85 to your regular fuel. Ethanol has an octane rating of 117 compared with 87 for regular so you do not need a lot. About 92 is the magic number for me.

New engines to prevent knocking will spark the chamber before it is a full compression this wastes gasoline. By boosting octane you can boost compression and increase power.

A hot engine boosts your compression so keep the car in a warm place like the garage rather than outside.