Time Machine

(Humor)

Now, many of you want to know the real ossie, that be osama's new nickname. Let's step into my here time machine, the destination is 1980 Chicago - my town. Well lookeee here, there be a big bright car, a purple caddy, deluxe edition. The licence plate says "Bad Motha" and inside is some disco music. This pimpmobile be tricked out to the max, it's even got crystal chandeliers inside. My My, inside is a pimp smoking a crack pipe, this junkie is our man ossie. He got himself new platform shoes, stylin' profilin', a hat wid a long feather in it, plus a mighty big 'fro and on each side a blonde ho. I think one of them ho iz pregnant. Ossie, use gonna be a fatha!