Sunday, June 10, 2007

Osama Nightmare

Our boy osama was tellin' me 'bout a dream he had, more like a nightmare really.

"Any blondes in the dream" I asked. "yes" said the sheepish osama. Tell me that dream.

"Yo bro it was awful. I had on this here pant and I could not find the zipper. So I has to rip 'em off. datz when they found out."

"Huh? found out what?" I ask.

"That I got a small dick."

Oh the blondes must have been heart broken when that happened.

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