Kuku-chicken-nich

He's looking for a few good HEN! no, not men, HEN, because onlya coward runs away from war and hides himself. The fowl bird is a checken, not a rooster or even a cockadoodledoo, but a broody old hen.

What's in a name?

What is in a name, tell me. Well, Michael DEVILin sound a lot like devil and osama sounds a lot like oBOMBa. That guy is a real blast from the past. I give you 911 reason not to vote for him.

The Future

What is osama were president? What laws would that turdban wearing taliBAN pass? How about all women must wear a head covering. Welcome to the dark ages.

Strange Money

Both Brek Girl and oSAMa say they are not going to take money from lobbyists. So I thought. I wonder if we will ever put the face of osama on a dollar bill. Try the ten dollar bill. That one that looks like monopoly money.

oBOMBa ahead in iowa

You heard it here 1st, yep, oBOMBa is winning. He pulled ahead at the last minute. It is time for shrillary to release those pictures where he is wearing a turdban.

osama, where art thou?

I think osama did this!



It looks just like 911...

Planted Questions?

Brek girl says that HELLary has some questions planted in the audience. Evidence is in. Democratic rivals respond to Clinton D-PUNJAB's planted question.

Hellary you didn't, did you?

RATatouille movie for CHEESE addicts

Little Chef rodent Remy from Disney / Pixar movie RATatouille is a heroine addict; he's been hitting the "cheese". The admitted junkie has been mixing black tar and Tylenol PM to create a substance that looks like, you got it, CHHHHHEEESE!

He used to like provolone and gouda, but lately parmesan cheese is his favorite. The local club "RAT TRAP" is a hangout for CHHHEEESE addicts.

In other news, Pakistani army is falling apart with various factions fighting for power, and one nightmare scenario is a complete collapse of the military command structure in Pakistan allowing members of radical Jihadists to have access to sensitive information.

Guess we better talk to osama, or is it oBOMBa?

Hitlery/osama 2008 - a winning team?

They say Warren Buffett has two rules:

1. Never lose money.
2. Never forget rule No. 1.

Well, we will all lose a lot if HO 2008 wins. Get ready for a lot of DOWn days. As for banks, remember the good old 1930's? It was called the GREAT depression. HO yes!

move over Rudy & Pay make way for Hitlery & osama

If Rudy the often divorced prochoice exmayor of NYC can be picked up by Pat, then perhaps Hitlery can make nice with osama. Hey it's not impossible, aw we have seen.

KuKu Chicken Nich says Bush is CRRRRAZY!

Today Dumass KuKu Chicken Nick said that Bush is suffering from mental illness. I can't make stuff like this up, its too too funny.

Kuku is that same man who claims to have seen a UFO.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/10/31/kucinich-i-saw-a-ufo/

My questions
1) Was he taken aboard the mothership?
2) Did he visti their planet?
3) Is he still there?

For all we know this could be a klone KuKu Chicken Nick.

Hitlery's house of horrors

Hollow-ween is coming so welcome to Hitlery's house of horrors. In room one we have a tax increase, in room two illegal immigrants from mars, in room three Hitlery Hellthcare.

oSAMa / oBOMBa what's the difference?

Well, according to obama, he is not osama. You see osama lives in a cave...

OK, thanks for clearing it up.

Romney confuses osama & obama

Mit Romney said that "Actually, just look at what Osama — Barack Obama said just yesterday," Romney said, according to the Associated Press. "Barack Obama calling on radicals, jihadists of all different types, to come together in Iraq. That is the battlefield."

Well, oSAMa or oBOMBa, what's the difference?

Neandrathals could talk

Exciting day today when science found out that neandrathals could talk because they have the FOXP2 gene. Well, osama is quite articulate, therfore we can make the deduction that he might be a neandrathal?

Big Daddy

Osama trash bin loaded was always trouble. His dad was also trouble, BIG trouble. Here is a book I got about osama's mom, I mean dad.

Hill & Bill way ahead of the pack

She has polls in the 50's, osama in the 20's and JE in the low teens. I think we don't need to vote, the election was decided now, more than a year away from the general election. It seems that CBS NBC FOX & CNN, ect decide the president.

And they're off! Shrillary in the lead, osama in at 2nd,

Yes, this race is not close at all, she is twenty point ahead of osama and gaining ground fast. If the dark horse candidate cannot speed up, he is going to be eating her dust.

October is almost upon us

I have a great idea of a hollow-wierd mask, how about a mask of osama? Just don't wear it to the airport. I mean, this man is a real monsta. He's more scary than drac or frankie.

Borat osama weight loss secrets

So what do BOrat osama and the gansters take to stay so slim and trim?
HOODia pills.

osama gets electric car

Well, moreover, in other news, osama today got an electric car today. It is dangerous to operate a gasoline car in an enclosed space like a garage or carvern (tavern?). He was going to drive his electric vehicle into Washington, but the extension cord was not long enough. I have the same problem with my mower. I once mowed the electric cord - it was a SHOCKING experience.

Friend of osama

The leader of iran AlmonddineJIHAD, adjusted his turban and said he needed more yellow cake, well what do we know, an Eskimo once told me not to eat yellow snow.

Also, this fiend, I mean FRIEND of osama said that he needed to build more nuclear power plants. The guy is swiming in oil, what does he need nuclear power for? That is like an eskimo buying an air conditioner, in case the NORTH POLE gets too hot.

All our presidential candidates are so boring, more boring even than Al Bore. I really look forward Ozoneman and Lurch. joining the race. I still remember last election with Brek Girl and Lurch - beauty and the beast.

KuKu Chicken Nich

Hello my name is KuKu Chicken Nich and I am looking for a few good HEN!

oSAMa vs oBOMBa

Rush Limbaugh says he gets Sen. Barack Obama and Osama bin Laden "confused", well I don't get them confused, I think they are the same person. I mean oSAMa disappears, and oBOMBa appears. (HUMOR)

Future under osama

What will the future be like under president osama. Good news is that we pull out of Iraq. The bad news is that you must wear a turdban and say so long to your big SUV, because you now drive a tiny little scooter (alcohol powered).

Taliban using children as shields

It appears that the terroristic Talibans are using little kids to hide behind. Children are human shields for the inHUMAN.

Wonder what osama thinks about that. He is probably busy adjusting his turdban.

Hitlery

This is how I feel after I see hitlery.

Will osama beat hitlery

Will osama sink the HMS Hitlery? He will get the male muslim vote, while she gets the woman vote. It will be interesting to see who wins?

Ladies, I can tell you this, the burka is quite uncomfortable. Also, walking eight steps behind your husband is so 9th century.

It's a HSUnami

Shrillary Clinton agrees to return $850,000 in tainted cash from Norman Hsu. If I got close to a million dollars from a known fugitive felon, I would be in jail now. Special people get special treatment.

Whatz KRAKIN bro?

I would love to walk up to osama who did dye his greybeard black, guess he is no longer a "grey beard" and say "whatz CRACKin PIMP, u bonz!"

Hitlery D -Punjab

The demonrat from Punjab wants to outsource all US high tech jobs to, you got it, PUNJAB! The few high paying high tech jobs we have left will be gone when shrillary takes over.

HSUnami arrested, bad news 4 shrillary

HSU-nami the crook that was donating all that money to shrillary has been arrrrrested. A tide of discontent or shall we saw a TIDAL WAVE of discontent has washed over the campaign of SHRILLARY.

She takes money from crooks like the HSUnami. She now says she will donate the money to a charity.

Where is osama?

I believe he escaped his dark cave, and is wearing a burkha. Who knows where he is.

The future of the internet according to osama

This is the future. I love the mouse...

Our boy osama wants to create a new internet to end the digital divide. Young people who vote for osama, this is your future - ENJOY!

Who will man hating hitlery pick for vp?

KuKu Chicken nich? naw, too crazy, osama? no, too manly.

My money is on brek girl.

Operation Trojan Donkey

I believe that osama is the ultimate marchurian candidate. He appears to be one thing, but is another.

It is hard to pin the tail on this donkey.

osama jokes

What is osama's fave restaurant?
Crack Barrel

What is osama's new vice president?
Marion Barry, they are a CRACK team.

What do they call the Whitehouse after osama is elected?
the Crack House!

She loves outsourcers

Senator Clinton (D - Punjab) wants to outsource your job to India. SHE LOVES OUTSOURCERS!

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-buffalo30jul30,1,5022434.story?coll=la-headlines-nation

osama's favorite mouse

There is a mouse in the house. The pals have created a nasty rodent that preaches hate and war. All the rodent says is nasty stuff. See for yourself. A cartoon character even osama can love on terrorist TV.

Militant Mouse

Is seems that Mickey Mouse has a rival. A new nasty rodent called Foulfair AKA Militant Mouse. Now we all know there are mice in that dark cave osama resides in. That rat infested cave is just the place for Militant Mouse.

osama

No wonder he goes around looking like a walking bedsheet. In his true form, osama looks like an insecticon robot. This insect really BUGS me. He is a pest. Now where did I leave that can of raid?

Barracks osama

Hi, my name is Barracks osama. Yo, you can call me sam for short. My father was Stanley the Talking Mule. As you can see, I am very articulate. Being a jackass, naturally, I became a democrat.

Got the name Barracks from being born near some Army Barracks. Yes, very plain and dull building, like a type of military housing. Which reminds me, that I grew up in a public housing project.

Hitlery Klintgon attacked by tribbles

It appears that Hitlery Klintgon will not be president. She was attacked by man eating tribbles, sorry woman eating tribbles.

I never knew that those furry little tribbles could be so hungry. (PARODY)

Can you find osama?

Where is he hiding.
Clue: look for the clown!

Dennis the MEANass

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We create our future

Hitlery Klintgone would love this video. It is about unity.

America and Europe together for a bold future.

Time Travel

Set into the Tardis for a trip to the future. Our boy osama has become president. He has placed the US and whole world under Sharia law. All women must wear a burkha.

KuKu-Chicken-Nich

He voted against the Iraq war. He's ss lib as there is.

There is no one to the left of you - Anderson Pooper

osama girl

Have you head the latest song by osama girl, it is "I got crushed by osama"

The song is 'da bom' as in oBOMa.

Iran is making a nuke

As we sleep, Iran is busy building a nuke. Yes, so they can give it to Hamas. I kid you not. We forgot the lesson of the bomb at the world trade center in 1993, then we were hit over the head in 2001 by 911. What do we need to wake up?

Do you think that hussein osama will stop Iran? Go against his muslim brothers? What about KuKu-Chicken-nich who afraid of his own shadow and runs at the first hint of danger?

Those lily-livered liberals might try to "wage peace" and create a study commission for diplomacy. We need a real man, not osama or shrillary.

Select your fave

Who are you going to vote for?
	Hitlery Rotman
	Hussein Osama
	Breck Girl
	Ozoneman
	KuKu-Chicken-nich
	Lurch
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Shrillary

She get more shrill every day. It is try that this witch travels by helicopter instead of broomstick, but she is pure evil. My favorite site is STOPHERNOW.com and my fave show on that site is the shrillary show, starring Howard MEAN - that guy is a scream!

My favorite song is ding dong the witch is dead, sung after the death of the wicked witch of the west.

Would America be much better off with KuKu-Chicken-nich as president?

(PARODY)
I think that would be a terrorist's dream. Y? Well, this fowl bird makes Neville Chamberlain look like a macho man. This chicken ain't no rooster, she's a hen!

Dr. oSAMa

Dr. oSAMa wants to learn about the BLASToma. What exactly did he learn at his MAD-drassa school?

Hill & Bill

Let's never forget what things were like when Hill & Bill were in power. Welcome to the Police State.

Let's not forget Ron Brown, Elian Gonzalez, and of course Ruby Ridge.

Which candidate is most likely to start a war?

Hitlery - She manages to screw everything up, so probably. Less intelligence than the husband, but more testosterone, is that possible?

Lurch - You rang? He is not running this time, but yes. Heck, this guy volunteered for Vietnam. He ain't afraid of nutin'!

Ozoneman - He actually looks forward to an oil shortage - it would reduce our carbon footprint. Also, he is too busy worring about the ozone layer and saving the whales.

Breck Girl - She is afraid of loud noise and too busy fixing her hair. Start a war, not likely.

Osama - and kill his fellow turdban wearing tearists?

Dud - Anything is possible. He needs to grow a backbone first. What's the chance of that?

KuKu Chicken Nich - This fowl bird runs away at the first sign of danger. NO.

Hitlery & Osama - HO 2008

Hitlery / Osama 2008

Who better to represent the liberals than the two worst humans than ever lived - Hitler and of course Osama. I believe that Hitler, who was never found received extensive plastic surgery and a six change operation So we now have HITLERy as for Osama who was never found he found the name oSAMa too tame, and prefers the name oBOMBa. Now that's a name even a terrorist would love.

(PARODY)

osama wipes

There is a new product on the market, toilet paper with osama's face- may Allah enlarge his turdban. The guy always wanted to wipe people out. Now he gets his chance.

Harry Rotten

I went today to Borders Bookstore expecting a party. It was MT, the opposite of full. The place looked like Helloveen, witches everywhere. Speaking of witches, J K Howling said that if she were american she would vote for HELLary. Imagine those two witches together... Scary.....

(PARODY)

Billary Video

See the latest Billary Video.

KuKu Chicken nich - looking for a few good hen.

The fowl bird that runs away at the first sign of danger. We call him cut and run Kuku Chicken nich. He has been upset as late by a bid by silky pony to limit the number of candidates at debates. The want to kick out the Kuku.

HMS Hiltlery - sinking fast

It seems the ship HSM Hitlery is taking on some water. It looks more like the Titanic ever day. A big ship that is heading straight for the bottom and taking those on board with her to the depth below, and FAST. As one of the most BANKABLE stars of the demonrat party, Hitlery will go down down down, in history of course.

BANKable -
A capital investment with excellent earning potential guaranteed to yield a profit.

oBOMBa or oSAMa?

Now who could imagine that only a few years after 911 a candidate by the name of hussein osama would be running for president. He claims his name is not oSAMa, but oBOMBa. Now that is a name even a terrorist would love.

Army misses recruiting goal

For the second month the army has missed its goal. We are down 8400 men. This war which osama opposes has killed more soldiers than 911 killed civilians.

As always osama and his foolowers are happy, but real Americans are sad...

Hitlery Rotman / Hussein Osama 2008 - Traitors "R" Us

Things are very quiet, too quiet on the political front so I went to youtube to ask presidential candidate Hitlery Rotham a question.

Sen. Hitlery (D-Punjab), you said “I am delighted to be the Senator from Punjab as well as from New York”. The question "How many American jobs do you plan to outsource to India if elected president?"

Hitlery/Osama '08 - the liberal dream.

(Humor)

Evil Scheme from oSAMa

The turdban wearing terrorist is up to no good as usual. This time his evil plot is to get people hooked on drugs. His unholyness came up with SMOKE COKE. Unfortunately for oSAMa his turdban caught on fire when he was lighting his crack pipe.

BTW, have you heard that Remy the Rat from the RAT-tata-toooeee movie died of an OD? He was hitting the cheese!

Al Bores son arrested going 100mph and smoking pot

A strong odor of marihuana wafted out of the car. Inside police found the additional following drugs - amphetamine, valium, vicodin, xanax, and adderall.

Al Bores son is out on bail. Perhaps like father like son. Al bored admits to smoking pot and the son is no different. Perhaps if the father spent less time inventing the internet he would have raised a better boy. Perhaps...

Hippie Hitlery

Here is a Hillary-ous toon for you about Hippie Hitlery.
Even oSAMa is in the toon.

Hitlery/Osama 2008

Hitlery & Osama, a crack team.

Now Hitlery is probably out with Jane Fonda burning th flag. They celebrate the 4th of July like traitors that they are.

I still remember Hippie Hitlery buring a flag when she was young to protest Vietnam. And now she is protesting the war in Iraq with her buddy oSAMa.

The more things change-

Getting ready for the 4th of July Parade

I have noticed that none of the presidential candidates is answering the videos on Youtube.

Here is a video about oSAMa.

Billary at Kwik-E-Mart?

Billary (D-Punjab) should see the latest change, 11 7-11's, 10 in US and 1 in Canada are transforming into Kwik-E-Mart. They will serve Squishee drink instead of Super Slupee.

You can get KrustyO's brand cereal and Radioactive Man comics at your new Kwik-E-Mart that used to be a 7-11. With Apu or one of his brothers serving you.

oSAMa changes his name.

He did not think oSAMa had enough POWer, so he s changing it to oBOMBa. He's da bomb! Watch the video.

oSAMa likes Cartoons

In that deep dark cave on his; oSAMa is watching the gayest cartoon there is - the Powder Poof Girls.

Empty Town legacy o' billary

Our man oSAMa is raising more money than billary, but don't worry that alley cat has a few tricks up her paw. It seems that Sen. Clinton (D-Punjab) wants to outsource all US jobs to India & China in return for "contributions" to her.

I see a lot of empty town in our future thanks to billary.

A million year old tooth found in Spain

The caveman might have been oSAMa. Think about it. He is kinda like a CAVEman. Well, maybe it was his tooth.

Iphoney?

Is the Iphone a hoax? Today is June 29, 2007. This video was taken in front of the AT&T / Cingular store at 4PM on June 29, 2007.

Imagine a movie premier and nobody shows up!

oSAMa gets an iPHONE?

Hey's been spending too much time in that cave, time to update his clothes. Yeah, get rid of that dusty old turdban and put a fresh new turdban on his head. He has got to accesorize get a brand new iphoney that is just as phoney as he is.

oSAMa, aka Sammy the Snakeoil Salesman needs to get with it, and "keep it real" this new iphoney is pretty freakin' amazing. So unless you have been hanging out in a cave, get one! :)

Brek Girl's makes money off Ann Coulter

It seems that shampoo lovin' brek girl is making money off ann, and she wants ann to stop the attacks.

Grow up!

You never had a change billary will win the nomination. You can go back to sueing doctors and talking to embyos. BTW You now have less than 10% of the vote, even oSAMa has more than that and he lives in a cave.

Politician in action

See the Brek Girl combing her hair!

tie-less twerp

Our boy osama is back in tie-less mode. It seems he prefers to wear a turdban. The tie is a symbol of western decay, not compatible with the militant mental midget.

I mean have you ever heard the term "tie wearing terrorist?" No, was a silly thought. I have heard "turdban wearing terrorist" though.

Today he was his usual tie less self, talking against america.

ten thousand flock to hear osama preach

It took place in a church, but I think a mosque is more appropriate, and he should wear a turban.

This year I am writing my book "911 reasons to NOT vote for osama" (HUMOR)

Trouble in the henhouse

Kuku Chicken Nich wants to impeach both cheney and bush.

Brek Girls Problem

With osama surging in the polls and the machine politicians throwing their considerable weight behind billary things look mighty bleak for the brek girl.

Her cause is the poor. She was poor once and still remembers having to buy cheap shampoo. Talk about bad hair days.

She was concerned about the plight of the poor from her multimillion mansion and might even donate some free shampoo.

oSAMMYa where be ya?

There is a game "Where is osama?" It is based on "Where is Waldo?" But my question is where is that masked man.

He may be in DC for all we know.

Who was that masked candidate?

Is osama the classic Mohammedan Candidate? Can we be sure that the former practisioner of the moslem faith will not sure his true colors?

Can a man who once attended a Saudi run Madrassa where fundamentalism is taught be a good prez? So many questions. (HUMOR)

Billary dress for success

Our girl billary is out getting the vote. It saeeems she is going after the pagan crowd. In fact, osama put on his turban, and brek girl starting giving our samples of shampoo.

(HUMOR)

2 much drama 4 osamarama

Some bad news for osamarama it seems that Al Bore is thinking of joining the race. Yes Ozoneman that super zero that constantly talks about global warming is ready to throw his hat in the ring of our little rodeo.

With ozoneman in the race, osamarama does not stand a chance. All the Xtreem libs that like to hug trees will vote for o3man We call him that because ozone is O3 - three oxygen atoms banded together.

As it is now, billiary is the front runner, coming up fast is o3man at position two, closing in on position three is the brek girl, or is that shrek girl? And finally far far away fighting for position four are osamarama and kuku chicken nich.

Things are very grim for the muslim candidate with the phunny name.

JFK vs osama

After listening to a JFK speech "We do the hard things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard"

Then osama gave his speech "I like easy girls, when I am hard."

(humor)

Time Machine

(Humor)

Now, many of you want to know the real ossie, that be osama's new nickname. Let's step into my here time machine, the destination is 1980 Chicago - my town. Well lookeee here, there be a big bright car, a purple caddy, deluxe edition. The licence plate says "Bad Motha" and inside is some disco music. This pimpmobile be tricked out to the max, it's even got crystal chandeliers inside. My My, inside is a pimp smoking a crack pipe, this junkie is our man ossie. He got himself new platform shoes, stylin' profilin', a hat wid a long feather in it, plus a mighty big 'fro and on each side a blonde ho. I think one of them ho iz pregnant. Ossie, use gonna be a fatha!

Osama Nightmare

Our boy osama was tellin' me 'bout a dream he had, more like a nightmare really.

"Any blondes in the dream" I asked. "yes" said the sheepish osama. Tell me that dream.

"Yo bro it was awful. I had on this here pant and I could not find the zipper. So I has to rip 'em off. datz when they found out."

"Huh? found out what?" I ask.

"That I got a small dick."

Oh the blondes must have been heart broken when that happened.

Oncle oSAMa

Oncle oSAMa should change his name to SAMMY so he can appeal to more voters. Perhaps Sammy the Snakeoil Salesman. He wants to reform health care. Billary tried that back when SHE was president.

He wants to use the Canadian model eh? Ever talk to a Canadian? Maybe ask them about their "wonderful" health care that makes thier taxes so high. I did. My brotha man to the north told me that you have to wait six mo fo' an operation, by that time u b dead. INgenius.

(HUMOR)

osamarama

Seems that ophra is going to charter a skinny silver rocket to the moon. It's a quick way to loose weight. You weigh on 1/6 as much on the moon.

For example a woman that weighs 600 pounds like ophra would weigh only 100 pounds on the moon. Say hi to Ingiknot and Err!

Today ophra is very happy, osamarama pulled ahead in the polls (that must hurt). He is ahead of billary and breck girl. Let's give a big round of applause to osamarama the most militant man on earth.

This manchurian candidate is a chameleon who pretends to be Christian but went to a madrassa (tearist training camp). When osamarama sees a fellow fundamentalist he slaps on a turdban faster than you can say BOO.

Barak osama

It seems that Barak has passed Billary in the polls. Imagine that Dirty Barry duh next prez. Oh yes, liberals do not like to call him oSAMa, took American I guess, like Uncle oSAMa, they prefer to call him oBOMBa. He dah BOM!

Personally I would like to board a plane wearing a turnan and when they ask me my name say - Hussein oBOMBERa. Me thinks that security would detain me. What about a man named GUNser? Or a woman named Bebe? She thinks she's a hotshot, but personally I think she's a woman of low caliber.

Getting back to Crazy Barry. a muslim with a funny name that sounds a lot like oSAMa, but it is really oBOMBa. Perhaps he can change his name to Obi, as in Obi one Kenobi. May the force be with you not after you.

(PARODY)

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Getting 50mpg in your car

Here are techniques to get 50mpg in a regular car.

I can add a few.

A) Change your air filter.
B) New spark plugs
C) High mpg tires
D) Lower vehicle height to reduce drag
E) High Octane Fuel

My miles per gallon doubled when using expensive premium. Do the test in your car. To boost octane you can add ethanol or E85 to your regular fuel. Ethanol has an octane rating of 117 compared with 87 for regular so you do not need a lot. About 92 is the magic number for me.

New engines to prevent knocking will spark the chamber before it is a full compression this wastes gasoline. By boosting octane you can boost compression and increase power.

A hot engine boosts your compression so keep the car in a warm place like the garage rather than outside.

LCD TV is the future

John Titor predicted that tube TV would be replaced by LCD TV. LG is now closing a plasma TV plant in Korea due to competition from LCD TV.

More and more of John Titor's predictions are coming true,

Gasoline prices continue to rise

Today I was in shock, $3.39 for regular and $3.59 for premium. It seems that the price is heading for $4/gal like a runaway freight train.

Time to buy a hybrid.

Pax Out means peace out or bye

Pax Out is a new way of saying peace brother.

It is a way of wishing for peace, that said -
PAXOUT!